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CashCraft Minecraft Server

Banking, bonus clawbacks, CashCraft, China, Chinese economy, compensation limits, Executives, financial elite, financial industry, financial regulations, financial sector, high earners, income limits, income restrictions, Investment, Minecraft, pay caps, regulations, salary caps, salary restrictions, Server, top earners, wealth management

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6372
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

come join our minecraft server where we cap your pay at $400,000 just like china’s financial elite! but don’t worry, we also claw back your bonuses for extra fun! why join? because where else can you experience the thrill of financial restrictions while building epic structures and battling creepers? plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics. so come on down and join the madness!

NukeCraft: Rare Sub Flex

Arctic, cold war, Defense, flex, global presence, international relations, Military, military exercises, Naval, North Atlantic, norway, nuclear submarine, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, rare, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, submarine warfare, surfaces, Technology, US

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	31
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2

yo, so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, outta nowhere, a US nuclear submarine surfaces off Norway! like, what even is that flex, bro?

Join our server and witness the craziest shenanigans ever! We got creepers riding pigs, villagers doing the macarena, and a secret underground base where Herobrine throws the wildest parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it he’s been practicing his dance moves for the annual Minecraft talent show.

So come on, join the madness and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Just watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to steal your diamonds. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

DataMinerz: Get Your Cut!

advertising, consumer data, consumer rights, Cut, data compensation, data exploitation, data monetization, Data ownership, data privacy, data profits, Data Protection, data security, data selling, data sharing, DataMinerz, digital rights, ethical data use, fair data practices, online advertising, online privacy, personal data, privacy concerns

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Votes:	9996	Underground Cities Explored:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	242	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Animals Bred:	100	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Villages Defended:	15

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can mine for diamonds and stuff but also get a cut of the profits when ur data is sold to advertisers. like, u can be mining away and then suddenly u get a notification that ur info was sold for big bucks and u get a fat stack of diamonds as ur share. it’s like getting paid to play minecraft, how cool is that? plus, there’s this crazy story about a player who found out they were actually a robot and their data was worth millions, so they became the richest player on the server. join now and see what secrets ur data holds!

One pirate craft

Anarchy, bounty hunter, combat styles, custom skins, customizable mobs, customized items, devil fruits, Economy, Factions, formidable enemies, hakis, Marine, MCMMO, Minecraft, Onepiece, personal assistance, Pirate, protection system, PvP, Ranks, revolutionary, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Special Events, Survival, Updates

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Farms Harvested:	792
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Survival server with ONE PIECE theme in the purest RPG style with total freedom for the player, unlimited powers and stats, +50 devil fruits, ALL hakis, factions such as (pirate, marine, bounty hunter or revolutionary), combat styles, Customized items and ranks, special events, customizable mobs and formidable enemies that will offer a personal and difficult challenge to the player, protection system for your home, continuous updates, custom skins, control and personal assistance for the player.

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BlockyFortress Minecraft Server

Adderall Edition, Anon, BlockyFortress, blog, Bot hosters, Castaway, community banned, Competitive News, Creators Leaks, Events, FAQ, Frag With, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, Mods, mvm tour, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, Trading, valve, Weeabootique, Wiki

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Dragons Tamed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498

Welcome to the most Adderall-fueled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our community is so hyped up on Adderall that we’ve been ignored by Valve themselves – that’s how hardcore we are.

Join us for our new MvM tour, where the bots are so tough that even the hosters are getting community banned. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources to help you navigate this wild world, from FAQs to mods to trading sites.

And if you’re looking to frag with us, hop on our official server in the EU – just be ready to bring your A-game, because things get intense. Plus, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique and Team Funtress for you to explore.

So come on over and join the chaos – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of Adderall, because things are about to get crazy.

PixelPotion Minecraft Server

accessories, alt run, clothing, fashion, fashion accessories, fashion blogger, fashion essentials, fashion haul, fashion inspiration, fashion inspo, fashion trends, fashionista, Minecraft, online shopping, Outfit, picrel, PixelPotion, Server, shopping, street style, Style, trends, Wishlist

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Towns Built:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for the most epic alt run you’ve ever experienced in your virtual life.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs. And rumor has it, if you find it and offer it a sacrifice of 100 obsidian blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest alt run of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DadCraft: Daughter Dollars > Son Cents

Allowance, boarding school, Cents, children, Chores, clothes, DadCraft, DAUGHTER, Divorce, dollars, Expenses, Fairness, family dynamics, favoritism, Gifts, Glasses, mental health, online schooling, parenting, PC, Sensitive skin, sibling rivalry, skin condition, Son

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of favoritism and unnecessary expenses in your own household? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated equally and no one complains about “unnecessary expenses”! Build your dream PC without any judgment from entitled siblings and enjoy a drama-free gaming experience. Join now and leave the family drama behind!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

boundary crossing, conversation starter, CraftyLove, DATING, dating app, Dating experiences, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, dating stories, DISRESPECTFUL, inappropriate, Minecraft, offensive, online dating, online interactions, out of pocket, personal boundaries, red flag, Rude, Server, Shocking.., social etiquette, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring dating apps where the most exciting thing you hear is “hey, what’s up”? Well, join our Minecraft server and prepare to be amazed by the outrageous pick-up lines and chat-up attempts from our players! From proposing marriage with virtual diamonds to serenading you with pixelated love songs, our community is full of surprises. Who needs a dating app when you can find love and laughter in the world of blocks and creepers? Join us now and prepare to have your heart stolen… literally, because someone might just build a heart-shaped house for you!

MineTubeComfort

#youtube, binge-worthy, calming, channel, comfort, CONTENT, Entertainment, Escape, Favorite, Happiness, joy, mental health, MineTubeComfort, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, soothing, stress relief, unwind, Videos, wellness

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a YouTube channel that only posts videos of cats playing the piano while wearing tiny top hats! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon busts a move! So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join us for the most absurdly awesome server around? Let the wackiness begin!

BlockBuddiesCraft

bilateral relations, BlockBuddiesCraft, Diplomacy, diplomatic actions, east asia, economic cooperation, economic pressure, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global affairs, international agreements, international diplomacy, international relations, Japan, joint efforts, political alliances, sanctions, security measures, trade agreements, U.S, united states

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE MORE SANCTIONS THAN THE U.S. AND JAPAN COMBINED!

WE HAVE SANCTIONS ON EVERYTHING – NO DIAMONDS FOR YOU UNLESS YOU CAN DO THE MACARENA WHILE FIGHTING A CREEPER!

OUR SERVER IS SO STRICT, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON HAS TO FILL OUT A PERMISSION SLIP BEFORE TAKING OFF!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH CRAZY RULES AND ABSURD SANCTIONS – YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (UNLESS YOU BREAK A RULE, THEN YOU MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE)