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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a 28-year-old virgin who spends their time watching romance anime? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a seasoned adventurer, a master builder, or even a love guru. Who needs real-life experience when you can have virtual experiences that are way more exciting?

Join us and leave behind your worries about never being someone’s first love. On our server, you can be the first love of anyone you want! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love in the most unexpected places – like a blocky world filled with creepers and zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your 3rd romance anime of the week and say hello to a world where anything is possible. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!

AutisticRatRaceEscape Minecraft SMP

autism, autistic, AutisticRatRaceEscape, Competition, Doomed, Escape, forever.., hopeless, Job, Minecraft, NEET bucks, nomadic life, normal life, Options, POVERTY, poverty wages, rat race, rv, smp, Struggle, van, wages, work

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Are you tired of being stuck in the rat race with no way out? Do you feel like you’re too autistic for a normal job, but not autistic enough for NEET bucks? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the real world and live out your wildest dreams in a virtual world.

Imagine a place where you can build your own empire, battle epic monsters, and make friends with fellow gamers who understand your struggles. No more poverty wages or doomed struggles, just endless possibilities and fun adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best virtual life!

Unfucked Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado!

Join our server if you want to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures ever. We have a secret underground city filled with talking pigs, a skydiving competition with creepers, and a lava parkour course that will make you question your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Sheep that farts rainbows.

So why join our server? Because we’re the only place where you can witness a zombie breakdancing competition, a skeleton fashion show, and a zombie pigman spa day. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

WakeupCraft Minecraft Server

Apathy, daily struggles, Demotivated, depression, Despair, emotional turmoil, emptiness, exhaustion, FATIGUE, feelings, hopeless, lack of motivation, lack of purpose, losing hope, mental exhaustion, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, Sadness, Server, Struggling, WakeupCraft, waking up

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you feel like life has lost its spark? Well, fear not, because our server is here to inject some much-needed chaos and excitement into your virtual life!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous llamas armed with water balloons. And don’t forget to participate in our weekly “Dance-off with the Ender Dragon” competition for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted disco ball!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring mornings – because on our server, every day is a wacky adventure waiting to happen!

Pitfall Dehydration Server

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Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe, then look no further! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who fell down a bottomless pit on our server. And guess what? They didn’t die from fall damage, oh no. They died of dehydration over the course of DAYS! Can you believe it? That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, diamond ore that sings you lullabies as you mine it, and a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

ForcedFun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a good time? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We promise you’ll never be bored with us around.

And hey, who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places… like a girl’s throat hole? Just kidding! But seriously, come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together.

LonelyCraft: Where you can finally find a girlfriend who will financially support you!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot in your hand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by solving riddles written in ancient Minecraft runes. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted the power to ride a flying pig into battle against the Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a chicken jousting tournament. That’s right, grab your saddle and get ready to ride your trusty chicken steed into glorious battle against your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

PsychoCraft: Where Sad Losers Become Psychos

breakdown, coping, depression, Despair, despairing, emotions, hopeless, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Loser, Losers, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Psycho, PsychoCraft, psychos, sad, self-destructive, Struggling, Support, Therapy, Troubled, Unstable

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Welcome to our mind-bending Minecraft server! Are you tired of being a sad loser in real life? Well, have no fear because on our server, every sad loser transforms into a psycho mastermind!

Join us and embark on a journey of insanity and chaos. Build your own mad scientist laboratory, create potions that defy the laws of nature, and unleash your inner psycho on unsuspecting players.

But be warned, this state of mind isn’t meant for the weak-hearted. Only the craziest and most twisted players can survive and thrive in our world of madness. So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner psycho and unleash chaos like never before, join us on our server today!

28 and Still Playing Minecraft LOL

28, Adulthood, age, Despair, Disappointment, Failure, hopeless, Life, lol, Lost, midlife crisis, Minecraft, Nothing, Playing, regret, self-doubt, stagnant, Struggling, twenty eight, underachiever, unfulfilled, unmotivated, Wasted

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Are you tired of being a boring adult with no sense of adventure? Do you want to escape the monotony of everyday life and enter a world of blocky possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild journey filled with explosive adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations. Build a castle made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, or simply relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s safe).

Our community is filled with eccentric individuals who will welcome you with open arms and prank you mercilessly. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, guaranteed!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and reclaim your youth in the most ridiculous way possible. Who needs real-life achievements when you can become a Minecraft legend?

Crafting Love: Where even pixels find romance!

Communication, Connection, Crafting, daydreaming, desire, doubt, FANTASY, fear, fictional story, Find, girl, hopeless, IMPOSSIBLE, Insecurity, longing, love, pixels, relationship, romance, Talk, unattainable, uncertainty, unrealistic prospect, Want

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Are you tired of trying to navigate the treacherous waters of dating in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find love in the most unexpected places! Who needs Tinder when you can build a beautiful virtual relationship with someone while constructing a majestic castle together?

Join our server and watch as your love story unfolds in ways you never thought possible. From epic battles against creepers to romantic sunset walks along pixelated beaches, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate on our server and live happily ever after in a world made of blocks.

So say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to a world where love knows no bounds. Join us today and start crafting your own love story in the most unexpected of places. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than swiping left or right!

Kino’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Generate, Kino, kinos, list, long tail, Minecraft, smp, tags, thinking, yeah

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the grass is greener, the diamonds are shinier, and the creepers are… well, still pretty darn explosive.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), where the villagers have formed a secret society dedicated to trading emeralds for useless junk, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood dragon who really just wants a hug.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Rumor has it he can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink and a smile.

So, why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, build a rollercoaster that defies all laws of physics, and participate in epic PvP battles that will go down in server history as the stuff of legends?

Yeah, I’m thinking kino. Join us and let the madness begin!

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Best Girl Edition-dakanne! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First off, our server is filled with the most kawaii and badass girls from the Yu-Gi-Oh! Rush Duel universe. You’ll be dueling alongside the likes of Yuo Goha and Salamandeus of Scorching, all while looking fabulous in your custom decklists.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the Neo Legend Awakening Pack couldn’t handle the heat. Triple Build Pack: Evolution Impact? Pfft, child’s play compared to the chaos you’ll experience on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our probability calculator is so accurate, it predicted the release of Rush Duel before Konami even knew about it. So come join us, where the duels are fierce and the girls are fierce-er!

Official Minecraft SMP Fun Times

2024.., action-packed, Adventure, animation, Anime, Beloved, Epic, fan letter, Fun, highest rated, japanese, long-running, Luffy, Manga, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, Official, one piece, Pirates, Popular, series, shonen jump, smp, Straw Hat Pirates, Times

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the One Piece Fan Letter has become the highest rated anime of 2024 – and not just in the real world, but in our virtual world too! Sail the high seas, battle epic bosses, and collect powerful Devil Fruits as you embark on your own pirate adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary One Piece treasure is hidden somewhere on our server, just waiting to be discovered by a brave and daring player. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize and become the king of the pirates?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Who knows what other insane surprises await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

❤️ CHERRYTIME ✨ /FREE /EVENTS MASSACRE ✅ Minecraft WIP server

Anarchy, CHERRYTIME, Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Fly, free, Free Donations, massacre, Minecraft, Pirate, Private, PvE, Quests, Russian, Server, WIP, Without Launcher

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A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!

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Friendly Guys Minecraft Server

attraction, Behavior, Body language, Boundaries, Communication, friendliness, Friendly, Gestures, guys, Intentions, interactions, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstandings, Perception, relationships, Server, Signals, signs, social cues

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Tired of players mistaking your kindness for romantic interest? Join our Minecraft server where everyone knows that sharing resources and helping each other out is just good gaming etiquette, not a love confession! No more awkward misunderstandings, just pure block-building fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is enchanted with a spell that turns all diamonds into pizza slices – because who needs shiny rocks when you can have delicious cheesy goodness instead? Join us now and let’s build a world where friendship is the only thing that sparkles!

DILF’s Mansion Minecraft SMP

age gap, Age Gap Dating, age play, daddy dom, Daddy Issues, Daddy kink, DILFS, forbidden love, intergenerational relationships, MANSION, mature men, May-December romance, Minecraft, older guy, older lover, older man fantasy, older men, smp, sugar daddy, taboo, young sluts, younger girl, younger women

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of daddy issues and questionable relationships! Our server is filled with young sluts ready to work out their issues by building giant phallic structures and seducing players old enough to be their fathers. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos that ensues when you mix Minecraft with daddy issues! Join now for a truly unforgettable experience.

Kusuriya’s Solo Minecraft Server

anticipation, book lovers, bookworm, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, historical fiction, Japanese literature, Japanese novel, Kusuriya no Hitorigoto, Kusuriyas, light novel, longing, love, Manga adaptation, Maomao, Minecraft, novel series, Reading community, reunion, romance, Server, Solo, Web Novel, Wife

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just ask Maomao)!

Our server is so epic that even Maomao can’t stay away! She’s always causing mischief and keeping things interesting for everyone. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with her (watch out for those creepers though)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a diamond sword or two. Maomao is always up for a little friendly competition, especially when it comes to building the most epic structures in all of Minecraft land. See you there!

Expired Canned Grapeleaves Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the expired canned grapeleaves of real life! In our world, you won’t have to worry about food poisoning or expiration dates. Plus, if you die in-game, you won’t actually die in real life (we promise). So come join us and leave the expired grapeleaves behind for good!

Global Domain Admin Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers where admins think they’re the kings of the world? Join our server where we have a global domain administrator who sits at a table with players from around the world, judging and roasting people like it’s a high school lunchroom! We don’t care about certificates or being nerds, we just want to have a good time and troll the trolls. Plus, our admins are definitely not the police, so you can let loose and have some fun without worrying about getting banned. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter!

Luna’s SMP Adventures – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft server where we have epic sing-a-song battles just like Himemori Luna!

Imagine mining diamonds while belting out “Platinum Disco” or fighting off creepers while jamming to “World Is Mine.” Our server is the ultimate karaoke party meets survival adventure!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive group covers like “Cherry Bomb” with Subaru and Choco, and “Shuumatsu ga Yattekuru!” with Kanata. It’s like a virtual talent show that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at once.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft idol sensation!

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	176
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Love Letters Sent:	6

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Villages Defended:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9052	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	New Chunks Explored:	680253
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Enchantments Applied:	276
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Villages Defended:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	9830	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Enchantments Applied:	143	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Farms Harvested:	817
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1952	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

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