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BlazeCraft: Where Smoking Weed is the Highlight of the Day!

BlazeCraft, coping mechanism, coping with weed, daily routine, daily smoker, Day, dulling senses, family pressure, happy with weed, highlight, hobbies not enough, hopeless loser, joint after workout, logical choice, looking forward, no gf, offended by advice, smoking, smoking weed, unhappy without weed, Weed, weed enthusiast, weed is happiness, weed is life

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your love for weed? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all stoners and gamers alike.

Join us and smoke a virtual joint after every virtual workout – because why not? Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server that lets you dull your senses in peace?

Don’t let anyone tell you to stop smoking weed, especially not your friends and family. We get it, being sober is just not as fun as being high all the time.

So come join our server, where hobbies and friends are overrated, and coping is for losers. Let’s get high and game on!

ChinkoidsCraft SMP – The Efficiency Masters

Asian cuisine, Asian traditions, bamboo sticks, chinese culture, Chinkoids, ChinkoidsCraft, Chopsticks, culinary history, cultural inventions, cultural practices, cultural stereotypes, eating habits, efficiency, efficient utensil, food culture, food utensils, grains of rice, Inventing, Masters, rice eating, smp, Stereotypes, traditional eating, traditional utensils

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness of the real world and enter a realm where Chinkoids reign supreme! Join us as we embark on epic quests to discover the lost art of using utensils other than bamboo sticks.

But beware, these Chinkoids are not your average villagers. They have mastered the art of rice-eating to a whole new level. Rumor has it that they can consume a mountain of rice in just one sitting!

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of rice. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the true potential of the Chinkoids!

WifelessVacay Minecraft Server

arguments, budgeting, Communication, credit card debt, Decision making, Europe trip, family dynamics, family vacation, financial classes, financial independence, financial responsibility, marriage issues, Minecraft, money management, personal choices, plane ticket, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, separate finances, Server, vacation planning, WifelessVacay

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of blocky fun!

Are you tired of dealing with a spouse who can’t handle money? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is responsible for their own virtual currency. No more arguments over who spent what on diamond pickaxes!

Join us on epic adventures to Europe… in Minecraft! Our virtual plane tickets cost a fraction of the real ones, and you won’t have to worry about credit card debt holding you back. Plus, our resort is free for all players, so you can save your virtual money for fun activities in-game.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and craft your way to a stress-free gaming experience. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

WTFWifeStoleMyCarCraft

anger, belongings, car theft, Communication, Confrontation, Convertible, expensive items, forgetfulness, Frustration, Marriage, negligence, possessions, Replacement, RESPONSIBILITY, Trust, WTFWifeStoleMyCarCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	9847	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Holy Grails Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	260

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leaving your top down is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with convertible chaos and outrageous adventures.

Forget about griefing and PvP, the real challenge here is remembering to put the top back up on your car before you log off. Will you be the one to break the record for the most items stolen due to negligence? Only time will tell!

Join now and experience the thrill of losing $10,000+ worth of in-game items because your spouse can’t remember to close the roof. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to frustration to pure hilarity. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

TimeWastersAnonymous

bizarre behavior, Boredom, eccentric pastimes, odd pastimes, offbeat hobbies, out of the ordinary, passing time, peculiar activities, quirky habits, quirky pastimes, random activities, strange hobbies, strange pastimes, time wasting, TimeWastersAnonymous, unconventional entertainment, unique experiences, unusual activities, unusual pastimes, weird, weird habits

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Have you ever tried building a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a warm-up exercise! We once had a player who built an entire functioning roller coaster out of lava and minecarts – talk about a thrill ride!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, where players train their feathered friends to take over the world (or at least the server). Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve witnessed a horde of clucking chickens marching into battle against a pack of creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with insane builds, epic battles, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground lair where all the pigs are plotting their bacon revolution. See you there!

WeedCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, Cannabis, cannabis culture, criminal justice, decriminalization, drug laws, drug policy, drug prohibition, drug reform, drug trade, drug trafficking, finally over, law enforcement, legalization, marijuana legalization, Minecraft, Saga, Server, Southeast Asia, Thai government, thailand, Weed, WeedCraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have a server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a wild ride through a jungle filled with Thailand weed!

Join us on this epic adventure as we search for the legendary Thailand weed that will bring peace and harmony to the Minecraft world. But beware, there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, trying to steal our precious weed!

But fear not, for we have the power of friendship and teamwork on our side. Together, we will conquer the Thailand weed saga and become the ultimate weed warriors of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s blaze our way to victory! Let’s get lit and have a blast on this insane Minecraft server like no other!

BaseCraft: Terrorist-Free Zone

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Void Gems Collected:	36
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

yo yo yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the EU is talkin bout us! we got all the craziest builds and the most epic pvp battles u ever seen.

we even got a secret base called “The Base” where we do all our top secret missions and stuff. but don’t worry, we ain’t no neo-nazis, we just like to pretend we’re super spies and stuff.

so come join us on the most epic server in all of minecraft land, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops. plus, we got free pizza every friday, so u know it’s gonna be a party!

BlinkCraft: Lost Time & Vision

Awareness, BlinkCraft, blinking, Focus, Lost, lost time, meditation, mindfulness, mindfulness benefits, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness habits, mindfulness practice, mindfulness techniques, Perception, productivity, self reflection, Time, time awareness, time lost, Time management, time passing, time perception, vision

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

so, why not spend that time on a minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? join our server and experience the joy of building a house out of floating bacon blocks, riding on giant chickens, and battling evil unicorns with laser eyes.

our server is so epic, it once had a creeper throw a surprise party for steve, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of TNT.

if you join us, you’ll also get to participate in our annual “sheep surfing” competition, where players ride on the backs of sheep through obstacle courses made of rainbow-colored wool.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those evil unicorns).

SepsisSpeedrun

Bacterial infection, blood tests, critical care, decrease wait times, diagnostic tools, early detection, Healthcare, HOURS, infectious diseases, innovative solutions, laboratory testing, medical advancements, medical technology, Nature, patient outcomes, Rapid diagnosis, researchers, sepsis tests, SepsisSpeedrun, septic shock, timely treatment

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	842
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

lol ok so like imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and BAM u r instantly transported to a world where u can build ur own sepsis tests out of blocks! no more waiting days for results, now u can get them in just hours!

but wait, there’s more! not only can u test for sepsis, but u can also battle sepsis-infected mobs that are trying to take over the server! u gotta use ur quick thinking and building skills to save the day and become the ultimate sepsis warrior!

join now for the most intense and life-saving minecraft experience of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it!

Funland Network

Asia Best Minecraft Server Ritwik The Founder Staff team 24/7 support Ticket system Gamemodes PvP Bedwars LifeSteal Servers Public Voting Active Environment Players Games Fun Community Network Owner, Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Funland Network is the Best Minecraft Server in Asia!

The Staff team is Active 24/7 that means you can get support at any time. You just need to create a Ticket and you will get reply as soon as possible!

Funland Network currently have many gamemodes in PvP and they are working to add more games time to time! Also the Network is running Bedwars and The Best LifeSteal Servers for the public!

Don’t Forget to Vote!

Funland.mc-join.xyz

MythoMc Network

1.16.5, 1.20.4, 1.21, Adventures, bedrock, Community, Discord, Economy, Experience, Friends, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Mini Games, MythoMc Network, Plugins, Port 25567, PvP, Server, Store, Survival, Unique

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Villages Defended:	19

WELCOME! Discover the exciting community of MythoMC Network, a Minecraft Java and Bedrock server (1.16.5 to 1.21 Port 25567)

Enjoy the Survival 1.20.4 modes Wide variety of plugins that enhance the gaming experience.

Don’t wait any longer and join your friends to live unforgettable adventures on this unique server!

DISCORD: https://discord.mythomc.com STORE: https://store.mythomc.com

play.mythomc.com