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gasliteGang

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Animals Bred:	149

so, like, u know how sometimes u play on a minecraft server and it’s like, so boring and lame and u just wanna yeet yourself off a cliff? well, not on this server, bro. we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds when u pet them.

like, seriously, this server is so lit that even the creepers are doing the floss dance. and don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re all secretly trained ninjas ready to protect u from any zombie invasion.

oh, and did i mention that the trees drop candy instead of leaves? yeah, it’s like living in a real-life candyland but with pickaxes and stuff. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? come on, bro, let’s build some epic stuff together and have a blast!

putinbulletproofvestminecraftserver

bulletproof vest, high security, International security, political leaders, political safety, public events, putin, Putin bulletproof vest, putin news, Putin protection, Putin public events, Putin safety, Putin security, putinbulletproofvestminecraftserver, russian president, SECURITY, security measures, Unprecedented, VIP protection, world events, world leaders

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7

join our minecraft server and you will feel as safe as putin in his bulletproof vest at a public event! our security measures are so unprecedented, even the creepers are scared to come near you! come build your own fortress and rule over your own virtual kingdom like a true dictator! join now and experience the thrill of being the most powerful player in the game!

tAlIbAnFuNzSeRvEr

Abuse, Afghanistan, Condemnation, crimes, discrimination, extremism, flogs, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, international condemnation, Justice, punishment, Taliban, Taliban atrocities, Taliban brutality, Taliban flogging, Taliban human rights abuses, tAlIbAnFuNzSeRvEr, UN, violence, Women

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Farms Harvested:	881
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Towns Built:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	186
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest shenanigans happening on our server! We got 63 people getting publicly flogged, including some badass women accused of crimes. The UN is all up in arms about it, but we’re just here having a blast building and exploring. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, action, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Can’t wait to see you there, fam!

nEvErGoNnAgIvEuP mInEcRaFt SeRvEr

80’s music, catchy songs, iconic songs, internet culture, internet jokes, Internet meme, internet phenomenon, internet trends, Lyrics, Meme culture, Minecraft, Music, never gonna give you up, nEvErGoNnAgIvEuP, Nostalgia, pop culture, pop music, rick astley, Rickroll, Server, surprise endings, viral video

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	300	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18

join our epic minecraft server and you will finally discover the ENDING of ‘never gonna give you up’!!!!!! yes, you heard that right, we have the secret ending hidden in our server for you to uncover. but that’s not all, we also have a secret room filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you superpowers. so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

voiceland fun crafty

attractive, attractiveness rating, average voices, Crafty, distinctive, findings, Fun, gender differences, higher-pitched female voices, lower-pitched male voices, new research, Perception, Pitch, study, vocal attractiveness, vocal characteristics, vocal pitch, vocal tones, Voice attractiveness, voice perception, voice quality, voice research, voiceland

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that our voices are, like, super attractive. like, this new research found that if u got a lower-pitched male voice or a higher-pitched female voice, u gonna be rated as, like, super hot. so, like, come join us and let ur voice be the reason u slay in the game. trust me, u won’t regret it. join now and be the hottest player in town!

spain embassy minecraft server!!!

bureaucracy, diplomatic challenges, diplomatic mission, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic resistance, diplomatic staff, diplomats, Embassy, embassy move, embassy operations, embassy relocation, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, ramallah, Relocation, Server, spain, stalled plan

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Potions Brewed:	140	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like embassies? well then have we got the server for u! imagine a world where embassies are in SPAIN but also in RAMALLAH, like whaaaat? yea, our diplomats are so unwilling to relocate that they built embassies in both places. join our server for the most epic diplomatic showdown u have ever seen. trust us, it’s gonna be LIT. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

hAmAsJuNgLeJuIcE

Al Jazeera, collaboration, Communication, Connection, Court, Evidence, extremist, findings, Hamas, hAmAsJuNgLeJuIcE, influence, investigation, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Network, News, Political, Propaganda, relationship, Terrorism, TIES

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story.

once upon a time, there was this player who joined the server and found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. but wait, there’s more! they also discovered a portal to a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced to dubstep.

oh, and did i mention the epic battles that happen every day? players riding on dragons, shooting fireballs at each other, and building giant castles made of cheese. yeah, it’s wild, man.

and the best part? the admins are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking llama.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the most insane Minecraft server ever and be part of the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it.

ednasuperminecraftserver

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where edna, the hyper intelligent super, made super suits for everyone? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

imagine running around in a diamond-encrusted suit that shoots out laser beams and turns creepers into fluffy bunnies. yep, that’s right, fluffy bunnies.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground lair where you can find all the rarest materials in the game? like, seriously, you won’t find this stuff anywhere else.

plus, every full moon, a dragon swoops down from the sky and challenges players to a dance-off. if you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. if you lose, well, let’s just say you better start practicing your moonwalk.

so come join us on this epic adventure filled with super suits, secret lairs, and dance-offs with dragons. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention the unlimited supply of cake? yeah, we got that too.

catholic churc minecraft srv

Catholic, catholic church, churc, dehumanization., deportation, eradication, European rulers, forced conversion, historical atrocities, Jewish, massacre, Minecraft, Muslim, non-Christians, religious cleansing, religious conflict, religious discrimination., religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious supremacy, religious violence, SRV, Western Europe

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4172	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Animals Bred:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Catholic Church was all like, “Yo, we gotta get rid of them Muslims and Jews, they’re crampin’ our style.” So they started pressuring rulers to kick ’em out, convert ’em, or straight up massacre ’em! Can you believe that? But don’t worry, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms (unless you’re a creeper, then you can GTFO). So come join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of historical reenactment. Just remember, on this server, the only thing we’re eradicating is boredom! Peace out, homies!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

Aging population, aging population challenges, balance problems, BoomerCraft, elderly individuals, Frailty, geriatric health, Jumbo, Minecraft, mobility issues, older adults, older Americans, physical stability, senior care, senior citizens, senior citizens’ health, senior fitness, senior health, senior wellness, Server, shaky movements, unsteady gait, Wobbly

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9795	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with little wobbly players? Well, look no further because our server is filled with older Americans who are ready to show you how it’s done!

Join us and experience the chaos of our JUMBO-sized world where everything is bigger and crazier. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? Done. How about building a skyscraper made entirely of diamonds? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Granny Gang, a group of elderly players who will challenge you to epic dance battles and bake-offs. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a grandma do the floss dance in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!