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The /GOATS/ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9190
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Emeralds Found:	8995	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Towns Built:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the GOAT (Greatest of All Time)! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground goat cult that worships a giant goat statue made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that those who join the cult will be blessed with infinite luck and fortune in the game. Plus, our resident goat herder, Farmer Bob, will teach you the ancient art of goat whispering so you can summon goats at will to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every full moon where all players transform into goats and must compete in goat-themed challenges to win fabulous prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Goat, a rare creature that grants wishes to those who capture it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the GOAT server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Tattoo Drama Craft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Craft, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fidelity, friend group, loyalty, Marriage, matching tattoo, Military life, opposite sex coworker, permanent mark, relationship boundaries, Respect, s!ut shaming, Significant Other, tattoo, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

Attention, Awareness, care, concentration, consideration, detail, emphasis, Examination, Focus, IMPORTANCE, mindfulness, Minecraft, neglect, Observation, Overlooked, priority, scrutiny, Significance, smp, spotlight, Underappreciated, undervalued, UnseenBlocks

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	527750	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59

Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

CraftyQuotez

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Emeralds Found:	6361
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Emeralds Found:	911
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Towns Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/lunerverse-network/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

Behavior, blocks, comparison, Differences, double standards, empowerment, Individuality, judgment, Labels, Minecraft, normal, normal mode, personal choice, Self-expression, Server, sexual expression, Sexuality, slut, Slut mode, slutty, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmas

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magic Items Found:	5703
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

HangryCraft

Argument, Boyfriend, CAR, cavities, dentist visit, doctor’s visit, Eating, Food, HangryCraft, Hungry, McDonalds, meal choice, outside, panera, smoothie, stitches, teeth cleaning, Waiting, wisdom teeth

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Emeralds Found:	3062
Buildings Constructed:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Farms Harvested:	874
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

SweetTeachMC SMP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	134
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Buildings Constructed:	31	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3887	Meteorites Collected:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

ZHumorCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!