Hootie Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

is.., Japan, Land, Llamas, long trail tag, pixelated, Puns, shithole

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

adorable, Anime, baby, Beloved, cute, entertainer, fishy, fucking baby, Fun, Gaming, Gawr, gawr gura, Guras, hololive, Idol, Internet Sensation, Kawaii, Land, Popular, shark, shark girl, Streamer, TALENTED, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Farms Harvested:	160
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

Allowed, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, conditioned goons, Cum, edge hard, estrogen fueled fags, eternal virgins, Girly, girly moans, hand-fucker, material, no hopes, pfg, porn-addicted, Pussies, Pussyfree General, pussyfree losers, QoTT, Resources, Sensitive Stick Edition, weeby

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

corrupt, cursed, Dark, Demonic, devilish, eerie, Evil, Forbidden, Haunting, Hellish, madness, Malicious, Minecraft, Mysterious, occult, POSSESSED, Satanic, Sinful, Sinister, sisters, Supernatural, Wicked, Women

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	167	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

Adventures, animated series, Anime, anime addiction, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fanatics, anime lovers, anime obsession, conventions, COSPLAY, Fan art, Fandom, fanfiction, Japanese culture, Kawaii, LolCraft, love, Manga, merchandise, Otaku, otaku life, tranime

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is made out of anime characters. That’s right, you can mine for waifus and build with your favorite anime heroes. Want to fight a giant Pikachu boss? Done. Want to ride on a flying Totoro? No problem. Join us on our server and experience the ultimate anime adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Senpai Shrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the anime gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku run wild!

RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

affluent, aspiration, CREEPERS, Curiosity, desire, dream homes, envy, expensive homes, exterior lighting, Financial goals, high society, Lifestyle, luxury living, Mansions, materialism, Nighttime, opulence, RichCraft, social class, status symbols, stone homes, success, wealth

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1902	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Crafty Yanks Server

adorable, american culture, american people, AMERICANS, appealing, attractive, Captivating, charming, charming Americans, Crafty, cute, cute americans, Darling, delightful, endearing, Heartwarming, lovable, Lovely, Precious, Server, SWEET, Usa, Yanks

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

bratan, Communication, Conversation, game discussion, Game Strategy, Gaming, Icebreaker, marriage proposal, Minecraft, multiplayer, online chat, online gaming, Peace be upon you, player interaction, sister, small talk, Social Interaction, speak, talking about the game, use voice chat, voice communication, VoiceCraft, where are you from

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

Cheesy, craving, Creative, DELICIOUS, Delivery, Entertainment, Food, humor, Imaginative, last 2 nights, late night, Minecraft, mouth watering, pizza, PizzaSliceTales, politely, satisfying, Server, slice, storyteller, storytelling, SUMMONING, Witty

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Potions Brewed:	86	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.