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Final Retest 70k Minecraft SMP

70K, Analysis, Blockchain, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital assets, Economy, election, FINAL, final retest, Financial, Investment, market, Minecraft, prediction, retest, Screenshot, smp, Technology, Trading, trump, volatility, Wins, Winter

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP server where we predict the future through Minecraft gameplay! We accurately predicted Trump’s win and the rise of Bitcoin to 70k, but unfortunately, we failed the final retest and now we’re in crypto winter. Screenshot this momentous occasion and join us for some wild predictions and even wilder adventures in our wacky Minecraft world! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to predict the future through blocky building and pixelated adventures!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

adult-focused, child-free wedding, childcare arrangements, childcare options, family dynamics, family priorities, family relationships, intimate event, NoKidsAllowedCraft, sibling, sister’s kids, upset family members, wedding day, wedding decisions, wedding etiquette, wedding etiquette debate, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding invitations, wedding planning, wedding rules

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of adult time? Look no further! Our server is like a child-free wedding, keeping the focus on fun and craziness for the grown-ups. Just like the bride who stuck to her decision to keep her wedding child-free, we stick to our rule of no kids allowed on the server.

Join us and experience the thrill of gaming without any interruptions from little ones. Who needs kids running around when you can have epic battles and build amazing structures with your fellow adult gamers? Plus, just like the bride’s sister, you might find yourself begging to join despite the rules because the fun is just too good to miss out on.

So come on over and leave the kids at home – this server is for the adults who know how to have a good time without any distractions. You won’t regret it…unless you’re the bride’s sister, in which case, maybe reconsider your priorities!

CraftyPleasureLand

CraftyPleasureLand, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure activities, guilty pleasure binge-watching, guilty pleasure books, guilty pleasure desserts, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure hobbies, guilty pleasure ideas, guilty pleasure indulgence, guilty pleasure list, guilty pleasure movies, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure pastime, guilty pleasure self-care, guilty pleasure snacks, guilty pleasure treats, guilty pleasure TV shows, indulgence, LATEST, secret pleasure

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	788089	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Minecraft enthusiasts! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

2. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary rainbow llama. Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for!).

3. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly hot dog eating contest where the winner gets a diamond encrusted hot dog as their prize. It’s the ultimate test of both hunger and greed.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

GayFightCraft

Abuse, ACCUSED, Chechen security forces, Chechnya, Conflict, detained, discrimination, eastern europe, Fight, forced labor, Gay Men, GayFightCraft, human rights violations, international law, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, persecution, russia, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Enchantments Applied:	205	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got chechen security forces making gay men fight in ukraine LMAO like what even is that? join us for some wild and crazy adventures, you never know what you’ll find in our wacky world. plus, we got unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas dropping diamonds from the sky. it’s a party up in here, so come on and join the fun!

What is the IP for League of Legends Minecraft Server?

League, Legends, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3285
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

League of Legends is a popular multiplayer online battle arena game developed and published by Riot Games. In the game, players control a champion with unique abilities and team up with other players to compete against an opposing team. It has become a global phenomenon with millions of players and a thriving competitive scene, including professional leagues and tournaments. With regular updates and new champions being added, League of Legends continues to be a dominant force in the world of esports.

Zenith Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Economy Vanilla Daily rewards Crates Land claims Pvp Keep inventory Discord Community Events Plugins Mob farms Redstone Building Mining Crafting Enchanting Trading Exploration, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	5752
Endless Night Skies:	3	Towns Built:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

The best Economy Survival server, that still has that vanilla feeling! We have many cool features, like daily rewards, custom crates, land claims, toggleable pvp and keep inventory and so much more waiting for you! Join the discord –> https://discord.gg/NsKBSPzZSN

zenithsurvival.zapto.org

Dabbling Duck SMP: Where the Quacks Get Their Blocks on (18+ Whitelist)

12 hours, application, beat, blocks, building, Dabbling, dedicated server, Discord, duck, ender dragon, Exploring, Farming, Girlfriend, horse trails, Join, laid back, netherite, no rush, quacks, Relaxing, smp, speed run, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Animals Bred:	114
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Dabbling Duck SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Age Restriction	18+
Server Focus	Laid-back, no rush
New Map Date	9/5/2024

FAQ

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server is focused on farming, building, exploring, and relaxing in the world. It is not a speed-running server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our discord and submit an application. The discord link is: https://discord.gg/Gr8ME4A3GD

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Rules will be provided on the discord server. Be respectful and follow the guidelines set by the server owners.

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

Accuracy, differs, Experience, forgetfulness, History, Lane, little., long tail, Memory, Men’s memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, Perception, perspective, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Server, tags, Time, Uncertain, uncertainty

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8799
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Enchantments Applied:	257	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	474	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted creepers who drop enchanted golden apples when defeated. And if you manage to tame a wild Ender Dragon, it will grant you three wishes – one of which can be unlimited stacks of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you the power to fly around the server at lightning speed. And if you stumble upon the hidden village of talking villagers, they will teach you the ancient art of diamond sword fighting, making you the most feared warrior in all the land.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the past that was differs little from the past that was not. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Zoo Topia Minecraft SMP

Adventure, animated movie, animated sequel, anthropomorphic animals, anticipation, Buddy cop, comedy, Disney, Expectations, Family Film, follow-up, Judy Hopps, mammal metropolis, Minecraft, Mystery, Nick Wilde, Sequel, smp, Talking Animals, Topia, Zoo, Zootopia, Zootopia 2

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right – dancing creepers! And that’s not all, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Blockageddon

aging, Blockageddon, Career pressure, existential crisis, financial stress, health issues, Life Changes, Loneliness, loss of loved ones, mental health, midlife crisis, mortality, Nostalgia, physical limitations, regrets, relationships, responsibilities, Retirement, self reflection, societal expectations, time passing

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

What really fucks you up as you grow older? Trying to survive on a Minecraft server without joining our epic community! Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the insane adventures that await you here.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly zombies start a dance party with you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And let’s not forget about the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every Saturday night.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a giant spider with a diamond sword, and even build a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!