hoomans – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BlockWars: $3.5B Weapon Shop

$3.5 billion, 3.5B, Alliance, arms sales, blockwars, cnn, Defense, Diplomacy, FOREIGN AID, funding, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military equipment, military support, releases, Reports, SECURITY, Shop, SPENDING, united states, US, weapon, weapons

come join our epic minecraft server where we have $3.5 billion to spend on weapons and military equipment!! we are basically the israel of minecraft, ready to dominate the competition with our insane firepower.

imagine rolling up to a pvp battle with a freaking tank or launching missiles at your enemies. no one will stand a chance against our arsenal of destruction.

we are taking over the minecraft world, one explosive at a time. join us now and be part of the most powerful and chaotic server out there. who needs diamonds when you have missiles, amirite?

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BrunchCraft: Where Breakfast meets Superheroes

80s movies, Brat Pack, Breakfast, BrunchCraft, cinematic universe, classic films, Coming of Age, crossover, detention, fan theories, film mashup, high school, iconic movies, john hughes, marvel cinematic universe, Mcu, meets, Nostalgia, pop culture, SuperHero, Superheroes, teen angst, Teen Drama, the breakfast club

come join our epic minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest dreams of being a superhero in the same world as the breakfast club!!! imagine captain america fighting alongside john bender while they take down thanos with a plate of pancakes!!!

we’ve got crazy mods that let you fly like iron man and build like a pro with just a flick of your wrist!!!

join now and experience the most epic crossover of all time!!! who needs logic when you have breakfast and superheroes on the same server???

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Minelife Survival

Adventure, Bed wars, Capture the Flag, city, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

Minelife (play.minelife.net) Experience Minecraft survival like never before! We’ve taken traditional survival and added our own unique twist. Not only can you build, survive, and make friends, but you can also enter an optional interactive story mode based on our unique storyline!

Exclusive! AFK Dungeon While you’re AFK, let your doppelganger fight off hordes of mobs and earn rewards while doing so.

Exclusive! Player Jobs Need help with a project? Want to offload tasks to others? You can now offer other players money, items, and more to complete tasks for you.

Featured! Pyro Farming, Mining, and Fishing These plugins provide unique, in-depth additions that give you a more interactive experience when mining, farming, or fishing.

ms.minelife.net

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Skyron

efficient, Fights, Fun, Grinding, LifeSteal, Plugins, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skyron, Survival, Vanilla

A semi-vanilla Lifesteal server with plugins to make fights more fun and the grinding process more effcient!

38.101.59.37

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Welcome to Townscraft, where we strive to keep the Java 1.21 villagers semi-sane for over 4 years!

Adventures, bonds, Cityscapes, dynamic, Enchanting, Engaging, Events, Farms, floating islands, Houses, imagination, java, map art, mini game, multiplayer, Nomad, PvP, Quirky Charm, redstoner, Replayability, semisane, SETTLEMENT, Shops, smp, Steampunk, STRIVE, Survival, Townscraft, vibrant, villagers, Years

Server Name	Townscraft
Overview	Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is Townscraft a whitelisted server?	Yes, Townscraft is a whitelisted SMP.
Does Townscraft have towny or claims plugins?	No, Townscraft does not have a towny or claims plugin. We follow a player-honored system.
What types of players are welcome on Townscraft?	All types of players are welcome, whether you are a Builder, Redstoner, PvP/Explorer, or a new player looking to get started.
What is the server’s approach to gameplay?	We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop but have events to add replayability. We strive to create a vanilla experience.
Is there a focus on community and building relationships?	Yes, Townscraft promotes forming bonds and friendships within the community for a welcoming and drama-free environment.
How are player creations protected on Townscraft?	With robust backups and vigilant protection measures, player creations are safe from theft or griefing.
Are there community events on Townscraft?	Yes, there are community-hosted events where players can participate in activities like hide-and-seek, boat racing, and gift exchanges.
How can I join Townscraft?	Join our Discord community, read the rules, and apply to become part of the Townscraft family.

BRAT9001 Minecraft Server

4chan, album, Ban, Brat, BRAT9001, Censorship, Charli Xcx, controversial, discussion, image hash ban, internet culture, IP ban, Minecraft, Moderation, Music, Online Community, online forum, pop music, r9k, Server, social media, trolling

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We’ve banned every IP address and image hash ever posted on the internet (just kidding, we’re not that crazy). But we do have a strict rule that all discussions must be related to the album “brat” by Charli XCX. Why? Because we believe in spreading the gospel of Charli and her amazing music to all corners of the Minecraft world. So come join us on our server, where the only thing more lit than our lava pits is our love for Charli XCX!

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Minecraft SMP: Kwaboty’s Quest for Diamonds

American cities, american culture, American diversity, American geography, american history, American landmarks, American lifestyle, American states, American traditions, ANDDDDDD, diamonds, KWABOTY, Kwabotys, long tail tags: United States of America, Minecraft, NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, Quest, smp, THE ENTIRE COUNTRY, Usa

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We have everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas, and we even have a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you rare items like rainbow sheep and exploding chickens. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mystical Kwabotythe, a powerful creature that controls the entire country of USA (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous adventure of your life!

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ClosetGate: Keep Your Kid Out!

ClosetGate, Kid

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life like this poor Redditor? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

Our server is a safe space for all players, no closet gossiping allowed! We promise that no one will cry and threaten to leave just because you asked them to stop messing around.

Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where the only shaking you’ll be doing is from excitement over all the epic builds and adventures waiting for you? See you in the game!

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YouthfulCraft

YouthfulCraft

Are you tired of people mistaking you for a Minecraft noob because you look younger than you actually are? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special potion that will make you look older and wiser in the Minecraft world! Join us and never be mistaken for a noob again!

Our server is also home to the Fountain of Youth, where players can bathe in its magical waters and reverse the aging process in real life! Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to eternal youth in both the virtual and real worlds!

But that’s not all – we have a secret quest where players can unlock the ability to turn into a baby zombie and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s only on our server!

So if you want to look your age, reverse aging, or just have a good laugh as a baby zombie, join us on our server today!

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BorderBlockParty

border regions, BorderBlockParty, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, halt, international relations, intervention, launches, Military, offensive, Operation, putin, russia, SECURITY, three, UKRAINIAN, Zelensky

so, liek, u know how russia is all like, “hey ukraine, stop being so offensive”? well, now they’re launching this super epic operation in three border regions to, like, totally stop them in their tracks. and guess what? u can be a part of all the action on our minecraft server! join us and help russia defeat the evil ukrainians in the ultimate battle for border supremacy. build tanks, launch missiles, and show those ukrainians who’s boss. plus, we have free virtual borscht for all players who join. so come on, comrade, join the fun and help russia win the war on our epic minecraft server! da, da, da!

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