hoomans – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

BdayBlunderCraft
ah, arguments, BdayBlunderCraft, Birthday, birthday celebration, Cake, CANDLES, Communication, DAUGHTER, ENTITLEMENT, family tension, Grandma, GROUNDED, misunderstandings, Motherhood, Movie, parenting, Presents, shopping spree, sibling rivalry, Upset
Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape the drama of family life? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps that will make you forget all about your grounded daughter and angry grandma.
Join us for a chance to blow out virtual candles without any musical mishaps, and receive tons of presents from our generous in-game community. Who needs a chocolate cake with whipped frosting when you can have a cheesecake castle in Minecraft?
Don’t worry about being called an AH here, because on our server, we embrace the chaos and celebrate the craziness. So come on over and let loose with us – you won’t regret it!

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CenturyConcepts Minecraft SMP
adaptation, CenturyConcepts, CHANGE, Communication, complexity, concepts, Consciousness, Environment, Evolution, Future, Humanity, ideas, innovation, Legacy, Minecraft, perspective, progress, smp, society, Struggle, Technology, Time, Understanding
Welcome to our totally not cursed Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to a group of mischievous villagers who have mastered the art of pranking unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the diamonds into dirt just for laughs! Can you imagine the chaos?
But fear not, brave adventurer, for there are also hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there is a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the riches?
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional curse or two). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you anger the villagers, that is.

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BlockyConspiracy
authentic, BlockyConspiracy, concrete evidence, Confirmed, Conspiracy, cover up, denial, Established, facts, genuine, hidden knowledge, Hidden Truth, irrefutable, Legitimate, PROVEN, Reality, Secrets, Truth, Undeniable, undisputed, verifiable
Join our Minecraft server and discover the truth that everyone denies but is actually 100% real! Our server is home to the elusive pink sheep that everyone claims is a myth, but we have a whole flock of them roaming around. Not only that, but we also have a secret underground city populated by friendly Endermen who love to trade rare items with players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether realm where you can battle giant zombie pigs and ride on the backs of flying creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today and uncover the hidden truths of the Minecraft world!

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PompeiiCraft Minecraft Server
Ancient Ruins, archaeological site, conservation, cultural heritage, Damage, DISRESPECTFUL, heritage site, historical site, illegal activity, irresponsible behavior, italy, Minecraft, News, Pompeii, PompeiiCraft, preservation, Server, tourism, Tourist, tourist attraction, tourist behavior, travel, Vandalism
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can carve ur initials into ancient ruins without gettin in trouble? well, do we have the server for u! come join us and unleash ur inner vandal in a totally legal and fun way!
imagine, u can be like that tourist who got caught carving initials into a 2,000-year-old home at pompeii, but without the consequences! u can be the bad boy or girl u always wanted to be without any of the guilt!
join our server now and let ur inner rebel run wild! who knows, maybe u’ll discover some ancient secrets while ur at it! so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

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Blocky Bedlam: Settler Showdown
Attack, Bedlam, blocky, children, Conflict Resolution, discrimination, extremism, Extremist settlers, hate crime, human rights violations, international relations, Israeli-Arab, Middle East conflict, N12, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, religious extremism, settler, settler violence, showdown, social justice, violence, West Bank, Women
come join our minecraft server where extremist settlers attack Israeli-Arab women and children in the West Bank for FUN! we have the craziest pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land like a true savage. build your own settlements and defend them from crazy settlers with outrageous weapons like exploding sheep and flying pigs. join us for the wildest adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of minecraft!

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Parenting PanicCraft
Awareness, butterfly effect, Challenges, childhood experiences, Decisions, Development, emotional development, family dynamics, fear, growth, Impact, mental health, Nurturing, PanicCraft, parenting, parents, person, resilience, Significant, Unintended Consequences, upbringing
so, like, u kno how parents r all stressin bout makin sure their kids turn out ok n stuff? well, wat if i told u there wuz a place where u could just let ur kids run wild n crazy, without worryin bout the consequences? come join our minecraft server where kids can be kids, buildin crazy stuff, fightin off zombies, n just havin a blast! no need to stress, just let ur kids have fun in our virtual world where anythin is possible! trust me, it’ll be a game changer for ur whole fam!

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RoboPickCraft
Artificial Intelligence, Automation, automation system, efficiency, Engineering, Industrial, innovation, machine learning, Manufacturing, mechanical engineering, new model, pick-and-place, Precise, programming, RoboPickCraft, Robotic Arm, robotics, Robots, smart solutions, SOLUTIONS, Technology
So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. We got robots up in here doin’ some crazy pick-and-place shenanigans. It’s like watching a robot dance party, but instead of dancing, they’re pickin’ up stuff and placin’ it down.
Join our server if you wanna witness the most epic robot dance party of your life. These robots are so precise, they can pick up a single pixel and place it exactly where it needs to go. It’s like watching a robot ballet, but with more blocks and less tutus.
And get this, sometimes the robots break out into spontaneous karaoke sessions while they work. Picture it: a robot singing “I Will Always Love You” while delicately placing a block of dirt. It’s pure magic, my dude.
So, if you wanna experience the ultimate robot pick-and-place extravaganza, come join our server. It’s like a circus, but with robots and Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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SMP Untold: Where Creepers tell bedtime stories and Endermen hold tea parties

bedtime, Chestshop, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Custom Biomes, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, endermen, Events, Hold, Land Claim, Lockette, MCMMO, Minigames, Parties, PvP, Quests, Ranks, smp, Stories, Survival, tea, Untold, virtual-pets, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	Hermitcraft like vanilla server
Community	Accepting of everyone, zero discrimination (16+)
Size	Small yet growing community
Economy	Player shops + Diamond economy
Datapacks	A few cosmetic datapacks for a bit of fun

If you are interested, feel free to apply on our discord! ^^ Discord Link

We look forward to seeing any and all new members 🙂

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	The server is Hermitcraft like vanilla server.
Is there any discrimination on the server?	No, we are accepting of everyone (16+).
Are there player shops on the server?	Yes, we have player shops and a Diamond economy.
What kind of datapacks are available?	We have a few cosmetic datapacks for a bit of fun.

PixelLove Minecraft Server
100 Kanojo, August Birthday Marathon, celebration, Happy Birthday, long tail tag, Minecraft, PixelLove, rin, Server, shark, violent
Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate birthdays like never before! We once threw a party for a shark named Rin and things got so wild, even the creepers couldn’t handle it. Our August Birthday Marathon is in full swing, and if you don’t join now, you might miss out on all the shark-tastic fun. So come on over and celebrate with us, because where else can you party with a shark in Minecraft?

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DickPumpSMP: Minecraft SMP Edition – Crafting Enlargement and Weightloss Solutions!
#WeightLoss, body image, boosting confidence, Crafting, dick, DickPumpSMP, Edition, enhancing masculinity, Enlarge, enlargement, exercise routine, healthy lifestyle, long term results, male enhancement, Minecraft, natural methods, penis enlargement, personal growth, physical appearance, PUMPS, self improvement, self-esteem boost, sexual performance, size increase, smp, SOLUTIONS, vacuum pump
Are you tired of having a tiny pixelated peen in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our SMP, we have magical pumps and weight loss potions that can enlarge your virtual manhood in no time! Join us and watch your blocky bulge grow to epic proportions, leaving all the other players in awe of your massive member. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the biggest (literally) player on the server!

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