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SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate fapping-focused experience! Our server is filled with AI perfection, perfect for those who enjoy plapping to the next level. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, NovelAI artists – basically, everything AIslop related!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of mischievous Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the time when a herd of pigs took over the server and declared themselves the ruling class.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no flooding the chat with niche kinks – we have standards, you know.

Punch & Choke Foids Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3715

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest fantasies of choking and punching foids in the stomach!

Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner rage on unsuspecting players. But be warned, the foids won’t go down without a fight! With custom weapons and armor, you’ll be able to dominate the battlefield and show everyone who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Foid Hunt” where you can track down and eliminate as many foids as possible. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Stomach Punch Arena” where you can challenge other players to a one-on-one brawl.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no foids were harmed in the making of this server.

Minecraft SMP: / Meme Lords Brigade /

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	161	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4038

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where hololive idols and dodgers players team up to take on the Ender Dragon! That’s right, you’ll be fighting alongside virtual YouTubers and professional baseball players in epic battles against mobs and bosses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a dancing creeper.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Frieren’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6735
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Mines Excavated:	4177	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because on our server, every Friday is Frieren Friday! What does that mean, you ask? It means that every block you mine has a chance of turning into a delicious fried chicken leg! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that finger-lickin’ good loot!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a pet chicken that follows you around and lays golden eggs for you to collect.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dive into our lava parkour challenge? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist! Complete it and you’ll be granted access to the secret Chicken Palace where you can feast on all the fried chicken your heart desires.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the cluckin’ craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

If you are: Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7157	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for degenerate gamblers, where you can bet your diamonds on who will survive the next creeper explosion!

Looking for the next big thing? Look no further than our server, where we promise a 1000x return on your investment in dirt blocks. That’s right, dirt blocks!

And if you’ve always wanted to join a cult but didn’t know where to start, look no further. Our server is the perfect place to join an early cult and rise through the ranks by sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods.

Join now by sending your Solana to our Telegram group, where we promise not to scam you (probably). Don’t worry about being smart or knowing anything about custom RPCs, just read our Medium article and you’ll be good to go.

We’re only 25 people strong right now, but imagine the chaos when we send 20% of our supply to Adin Ross and Andrew Tate. It’s going to be a wild ride, so strap in and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	183
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Love Letters Sent:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you a home away from home! Need a place to crash because your parents turned their Winnebago into a mobile mansion and kicked you out? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all homeless Minecraft players looking for a cozy virtual abode.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream home without worrying about getting evicted by your parents. Who needs a real house when you can have a pixelated paradise on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will help you mine diamonds if you offer him some spooky snacks.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasure or stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8534	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Votes:	5358
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Armor Forged:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3397	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Towns Built:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Dimension Hops:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Are you a Canadian who loves butter chicken and maple syrup equally? Do you feel a deep connection to both Tim Hortons and Bollywood movies? Then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic battles against creepers and zombies while waving your Canadian flag proudly. Our server is filled with igloos, hockey rinks, and poutine stands for your building pleasure. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Trudeau himself logs on to play every night! So come join us and show the world that Indian Canadians are the most patriotic Canadians around!

Late for Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	6839
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Season 3, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the alliances are shakier than a Jenga tower after a few too many drinks.

Forget about those other servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together. On our server, it’s every player for themselves. Betray your friends, steal their diamonds, and watch the chaos unfold as friendships crumble and rivalries ignite.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the ultimate prize?

So why wait? Join us for Season 3 and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures and crazy shenanigans await you on our server? It’s never too late to join the fun!