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ObsessedWithDiamonds Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	186
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a cool base or two).

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a battle between a group of llamas and a gang of chickens. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of villagers who are convinced that diamonds are actually made of cheese. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood giant butterfly.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow or discover a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted potatoes. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

SharkyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Zombie Dances:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Our server is so wild, even Gawr Gura herself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun! That’s right, THE Gawr Gura from Hololive is a regular player on our server, building underwater temples and battling creepers like a pro.

But that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive merch, pop-up parades, and even Holomyth earbuds for all our members. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Gura dropping some sick beats with her custom Minecraft songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – from unexpected Twitter memes to TikTok dance parties, this server is a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

Friendly SMP – Giggly Noodle Unicorn

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Towns Built:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Buildings Constructed:	35

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where users of all levels can come together to ask questions about GNU/Linux and share their experiences! Need help? Just remember to be “Friendly” in every Friendly GNU/Linux Thread or face the wrath of the Linux gods!

But why join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with penguins who will guide you on your Linux journey. Rumor has it, if you can solve the penguin’s riddles, you’ll gain access to a hidden realm where Tux himself will teach you the ways of the command line.

Feeling adventurous? Take the plunge and go balls deep by replacing everything with GNU/Linux. Who needs Windows or macOS when you can have the power of open-source software running through your veins?

And if you’re looking for some cool programs or terminal commands, look no further than our treasure trove of resources. From the Arch Linux wiki to the Gentoo wiki, we’ve got everything you need to level up your Linux game.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and embark on a quest to break free from the botnet and embrace the world of Free Software. Don’t forget to visit our website for some epic copypasta and check out our IRC channel #sqt on Rizon for some spicy Linux memes.

Previous thread got you down? No worries, just hop on over to our new thread and continue your epic Linux adventure. See you in the penguin bunker, fellow Linux warrior!

Serverggop Minecraft server

Minecraft, Mysticity, Server, Serverggop

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Love Letters Sent:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Farms Harvested:	216	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

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Fall From Grace Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Towns Built:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers tell jokes. That’s just a taste of what our server has to offer. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind and keep you coming back for more. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with dancing zombies and singing skeletons. The possibilities are endless!

MY SONS LIFE IS RUINED HES ONLY 13 HES… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a 13-year-old plapping his teacher like a chad? Look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a teenager’s hormones. We’ve got more scandalous stories than a soap opera, including a dad who needs to chill out and a cuck husband who got outplayed by a 13-year-old. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

Mine Doc Mini – Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	365
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Garden of Eden is not just a myth, but a thriving community full of players munching on philosophical fruits! Join us as we add 1,000 years to history and skip over the boring Middle Ages – who needs knights and castles anyway?

But wait, there’s more! We have an end of the world prophecy that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t forget about our unique factions – like the mysterious black faction that are actually “niggers” from Moabite/Canaanite descent. It’s like a game within a game!

And get this – Israel is now located in modern-day Ethiopia on our server. Who knew geography could be so wacky in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride through history, prophecy, and questionable factions. See you in the game!

FURRY JOI’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Buildings Constructed:	45	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a furry JOI/JOE/Caption adventure like no other – we’re talking Tomboy Tiddies Edition, folks!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous stories that will have you itching to log on ASAP. Picture this: a group of furries building the most epic structures while giving each other Jerk Off Instructions and Encouragement. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Our closed boorus were shut down due to spambot shenanigans, so you know things get crazy around here. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon some anime JOI/JOE posts in the mix – it’s like a crossover event you never knew you needed.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride. Who knows what kind of insane adventures and captioned creations await you in this Minecraft SMP like no other!

/BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server

BlockBrawl, Character Overviews, Combos, Community, Competitive Gaming, Fighting Game, FUNDAMENTALS, Glicko2 rating, jargon, Minecraft, modding, Moves, Nikeless Urban Square, notation, Resources, Server, Steam, strategy, Techniques, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken General, terminology

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Crops Grown:	5864	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Magic Items Found:	5159
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	647
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Astral Projections Made:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 character overviews, important combos, and moves for each character.

But wait, there’s more! Our Glicko2 rating system will ensure that you are always matched with players of your skill level. And if you’re feeling lost, don’t worry – our terminology and jargon guides will have you speaking like a Tekken pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure where Minecraft meets Tekken 8 and prepare to have your mind blown! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Dave : the Pay-to-Stay Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Emeralds Found:	8405
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	4814	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6182	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, nuclear reactions, and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning reality.

When Effy said that line, it set off a chain reaction that made Tony go nuclear and pull Ricky into the mix. Dave insisted that Brett should make Effy apologize, but Bryan just shrugged it off and said he couldn’t control what she says. It was like a scene straight out of a soap opera, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

And remember that time when Dave demanded that Punk apologize to the entire locker room for punching the bucks? It was pure madness, but that’s just a typical day on our server. Join us and experience the insanity for yourself – who knows what kind of outrageous shenanigans will unfold next!

Wawa’s Gay Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have white guys having gay sex at Wawa! That’s right, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll come across on our server. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground Wawa sex dungeon! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join our server today!