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NoRideTwiceForYou

bad impression, BYOB, conflicting feelings, ENTITLEMENT, female solidarity, grown adult, halloween night, mutual friend, New Years party, NoRideTwiceForYou, party dynamics, party etiquette, party guest, planning ahead, refusing favors, ride home, rude behavior, social graces, Transportation, Uber

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from entitled party guests like Ashley? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven from demanding divas who expect you to be their personal chauffeur. Join us and never worry about being guilt-tripped into giving a ride to someone who brings nothing to the party but attitude. Plus, we have a strict no-bitchy-librarian policy in place, so you can game in peace without any snarky comments about your smile. Trust us, our server is the place to be for drama-free fun and epic adventures. Join now and leave entitled Ashleys in the dust!

MentalBlockCraft

coping mechanisms, mental health, mental health acceptance, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health empowerment, mental health healing., mental health journey, mental health positivity, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Mental Wellness, MentalBlockCraft, self-care, Therapy

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	529	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of your brain playing tricks on you like a sneaky little creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, your mental health will be as stable as a perfectly crafted diamond sword! Join us and escape the real world where your brain is your worst enemy and enter a virtual paradise where the only thing trying to kill you is a pesky zombie. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where your mental health can finally chill out and enjoy the game!

Warrior’s Honor: Enlist & Craft

active-duty soldiers, Craft, dignity-oriented states, enlist, Honor, honor code, Honor culture, honor culture influence, honor society, honor traditions, honor values, honor-bound soldiers, honor-oriented states, identity formation, military culture, military enlistment rates, military honor, military identity, military recruitment, military service, us military, warrior ethos, warrior mindset, Warriors

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got honor culture linked to military stuff and identity formation and all dat jazz. Our server be like a boot camp for Minecraft warriors, where u gotta embrace dat “warrior mindset” and stuff.

We got soldiers with strong ties to honor culture, so u know it’s gonna be lit. Plus, honor-oriented states have higher enlistment rates, so u know we ain’t messin’ around. Join now and become a Minecraft warrior like no other! Let’s goooo!

Classic Prison

airdrops, B Ward, bedrock server, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Fishing, Guards, Koth, og, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Cosmic Redstone Empire 1.20.5

1.20.5, America, Attacks, Bezmenov, closest allies, Cold War tactics, Conspiracy, Cosmic, destroy America, elon musk, Empire, Espionage, KGB agent, Misinformation, political interference, pro-Russian stooges, Propaganda, psychological warfare, Redstone, Russian influence, subversion, UK Government, Ukraine, Wake Up

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	990
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and destruction! We’re out here trying to destroy America from within, just like in those crazy conspiracy theories. We even attack America’s closest allies, like the UK, and try to replace their government with pro-Russian stooges. And of course, we attack Ukraine because why not, right? It’s all part of the plan, man. Bezmenov knew what was up, and now we’re living it in Minecraft form. So come join us and help bring down the system, one block at a time!

VacayGrief Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Communication, couples trip, Decision making, family, flights, gift, Grandparents, joint account, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, Planning, porto, portugal, quality time, relationship, Server, travel, vacation, vacation savings, VacayGrief, wine tasting.

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	4836
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Zombie Dances:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication and joint decision-making? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing where your vacation savings are going!

Imagine logging in to find that your hard-earned diamonds have been used to build a giant pixel art of a Porto wine bottle. Or maybe your emeralds have been traded for flight tickets to a virtual Porto. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for surprise adventures, like being teleported to a random location on the map every time you log in. Who needs control over their vacation savings when you can have spontaneous fun like this?

So come join us on this wild ride of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all while sipping on a virtual glass of Porto wine. Cheers to chaos and hilarity!

PresentPirateHub

advice, childish, christmas, Communication, Controlling, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Gifts, grinch, holiday, husband, inconsiderate, Marriage, PresentPirateHub, Presents, relationships, special occasion, tradition, unreasonable, Upset, Wife

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Towns Built:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Christmas spirit is alive and well…unlike some people’s husbands! Join us for a jolly good time filled with surprises and excitement, just make sure your spouse doesn’t ruin it by opening all the presents before you do!

On our server, you can experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts without worrying about someone spoiling the surprise. And if they do, just threaten to return their gifts in-game – that’ll show ’em!

We have a supportive community where you can share your holiday woes and get advice on how to deal with a Grinch-like partner. Plus, our players are experts at handling unexpected situations, like finding out your significant other has a secret present-opening obsession.

So come join us on the server where Christmas magic is real, and the only drama you’ll find is in the chat. Who needs real-life gift-giving when you can have virtual presents and drama-free fun? See you there!

BoredCraft SMP – 30 characters

activities, BoredCraft, Boredom, Characters, Cooking, Crafting, creativity, daydreaming, Entertainment, Exercising, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, leisure, Listening to music, pastimes, productivity, reading, Relaxation, smp, socializing, watching movies

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Broooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, we have a whole village of llamas that run the show, I swear. And the mayor is a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that?! But wait, there’s more. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and gives us rides? Yeah, no big deal. And our currency is actually diamonds that we mine from a magical rainbow mountain. And the best part? The server is run by a group of talking dolphins who are also expert builders.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild time and want to join the coolest Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with an invite. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

CraftyFoolery

CraftyFoolery, creative process, creative project, Creative pursuits, idea evaluation, idea exploration, idea generation, idea validation, project assessment, project decision-making, project evaluation, project execution, project feasibility, project management, project planning, project prioritization, project success, project validation, project worthiness, time allocation, Time management

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	487	Holy Grails Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Enchantments Applied:	87
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old projects and builds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate creative playground for all your wildest ideas!

Join us and unleash your inner mad scientist as you create insane projects that will blow everyone’s minds. From building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere to creating a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master builder extraordinaire? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

GasCraft Minecraft Server

Breakaway, eastern europe, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy infrastructure, energy security, european union, GasCraft, geopolitical conflict, Industry, Minecraft, Moldovan region, Natural Gas, political tensions, Russian gas, Server, shuts down, Starved, supply chain disruption, trade relations

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE GAS THAN RUSSIA AND WE WON’T LET YOUR INDUSTRY SHUT DOWN LIKE IN MOLDOVA! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF AND YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GAS FACTORY IF YOU WANT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE GAS LEAKS AND EXPLOSIONS, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! COME JOIN US AND NEVER RUN OUT OF GAS AGAIN, UNLIKE THOSE POOR MOLDOVANS! #GASISLIFE #MINECRAFTGASPOWER