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Stop Making Early /MUG/s You Have Cursed Us Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the legendary Chicken King and the evil Potato Overlord. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize!

But beware, our server is known for its cursed early /MUG/s that have been plaguing players for centuries. Will you be the one to break the curse and restore peace to the land? Or will you join the ranks of the cursed and become a chicken for eternity?

So come on down to our wild and wacky SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow)!

Anime Production Minecraft Server

America, Anime, Anime games, Asian culture, brown hordes, Chinese, Competition, cucked country, cultural shift, Entertainment, Europe, Future, Globalization, Industry, international relations, Japan, koreans, Media, Minecraft, production, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of the impending anime apocalypse brought on by the Chinese and Koreans taking over the industry? Fear not, for on our Minecraft server, we have a secret weapon to combat this impending doom – the power of building and crafting! Join us as we band together to create a fortress of epic proportions to protect Japan from the brown hordes and save anime once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary diamond sword of truth, capable of vanquishing any foe with a single blow. So come on, join us and let’s show those pesky invaders who’s boss in the most epic battle for anime supremacy!

Short XRP Minecraft SMP

cryptocurrency, digital assets, Financial Advice, financial markets, investing, investment strategy, long-term investment., market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, portfolio management, risk management, short, short selling, Short XRP, smp, speculative trading, stock market, Trading, xrp, XRP forecast, xrp news, xrp price, XRP trading

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Buildings Constructed:	35	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Villages Defended:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	150	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being a broke Minecraft player, constantly scrounging for resources and living in a dirt hut? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to save your pixelated life! Join us and watch as your virtual bank account grows faster than a creeper about to explode. Our server is so rich, even the diamonds are wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Treasure Pig, a rare mob that drops emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Treasure Pig, it will lead you to a secret vault filled with enchanted gear and golden apples galore.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether and visit our resident lava llama, Larry? He’s a bit of a hothead, but he’s got a heart of gold (or maybe obsidian, who knows). Larry loves to challenge players to parkour races across pools of lava, with the winner taking home a chest full of rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start stacking those virtual Benjamins like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs real-life financial advice when you’ve got a virtual empire to build?

Biden’s Blocky Minecraft Server

administration, Afghanistan, biden, Bidens, blocky, Conflict, debate, Defence, Explanation, foreign policy, Government, History, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Origins, Partisan, Politics, Server, trump, Truth, united states, Withdrawal

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Biden’s Afghanistan “withdrawal” seems tame in comparison. Some say our server’s origins are shrouded in mystery, with rumors of a secret alliance with Endermen and a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in spawn. Join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind our insane stories! And remember, just like politics, anything goes in Minecraft – so prepare for the unexpected!

> Synder was bad Minecraft SMP

action-packed, bad, Character development, cinematic universe, Colorful, criticism, dc comics, extreme opposite, fan reaction, Franchise, long-term planning, loud colors, middle ground, Minecraft, Movie, quips, Reboot, smp, storytelling, SuperHero, Superman, Synder

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	8952	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays by the rules and builds in a normal, non-colorful way? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where we embrace chaos and craziness at every turn.

Picture this: instead of bland, realistic builds, we have giant rainbow-colored houses with flashing lights and dancing llamas. Instead of peaceful farming, we have explosive mining challenges where you have to dodge flying creepers and lava pits. And instead of polite conversations, we have constant quips and jokes flying around like fireworks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so extreme that we even have a secret underground lair where we plot to take over the Minecraft world with our ridiculous antics. Join us now and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in 6-10 years when we inevitably try to reboot our server again!

Danylo Power Server

1.21.3, Danylo Power, kyiv, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Ukraine, Vanilla, welcome

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Void Armor Forged:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crops Grown:	6943
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3

My name is Danylo. I’m from Kyiv, Ukraine. It’s my survival minecraft 1.21.3 server. See ou on my server. Welcome ALL.

mc.energy.com.ua

NeLzoCraft Minecraft server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8557	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

❄️ Winter is beginning, and we are launching a server, offering discounts and preparing an update!

⚡ EVENT and DISCOUNTS -65%!

☠️ The essence of the event: you need to collect 150 shards and the prize for this is the LIMITED privilege Creator.

? And there’s a secret promo code hidden at spawn! For a temporary privilege, any one you want for 24 hours.

? Also, the event time is until December 17th.

Hurry up to get new opportunities!!

?️ Discounts -65% — shop.nelzocraft.ru

play.nelzocraft.ru:19132

Creeper’s Hideout Minecraft Server

black bars, BugTrap, Config, console, COTZ addon, crash log, CREEPERS, fps, FREEZE, Game Mechanics, guides, HIDEOUT, INFORMATION, IWP Standalone, linux, lockup, merges, Minecraft, misconceptions, mod recommendations, Mods, mouse fix, new mods, Patch 1.1, popular mods, Resources, S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Server, SG, shadow of Chernobyl, skip intro, SoC Update 1.4, Stutter, Tips, Tools, trilogy, viewmodel fov

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re in the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Trilogy? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride through the Zone filled with anomalies, mutants, and artifacts.

Our server offers mods that will enhance your gameplay experience, like the IWP Standalone mod that brings in a whole arsenal of improved weapons. And don’t forget about the COTZ addon for IWP, adding quests and mechanics to keep you on your toes.

If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique experience. Plus, we have a special feature where if you crash to desktop, freeze, or lockup, you can find your crash log and get help from our expert Stalkers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey through the Zone. Just be careful of those pesky bloodsuckers and emissions!

Yuru Yuri + Oomuro-ke Minecraft SMP

#fangirling, adorable, Anime, comedy, CUDDLE, cute, fanfiction, Hanako Oomuro, Kawaii, love, Manga, Minecraft, moe, Oomuro-ke, Oomuroke, Otaku, Sakurako, school girls, shipping, slice of life, smp, YuRi, Yuru, Yuru Yuri

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can cuddle with your favorite anime characters like Hanako Oomuro! Sakurako is cool and all, but let’s be real, Hanako is where it’s at. Join us for some epic adventures and maybe even find a way to bring Hanako to life in the game (just kidding… or are we?). Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own anime crush to cuddle with in our crazy world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the waifu wars begin!

Ruined Life Minecraft Server

consequences, culture, Distress, emotional, Impact, internet, Life, Minecraft, planet, relationships, ruined, rules, same, Server, social media, society, Technology, Video, viral, webm, Women

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rules are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Just like how women are all the same (apparently), our server offers a unique and chaotic experience for all players.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of sassiness, wielded by the fierce Queen Enderdragon herself. Or maybe you’re more interested in building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

And if you ever get bored, just remember that our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. So come on down and join the fun – because on our server, the only thing that’s consistent is the craziness!