| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 7889 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 68 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 1775 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 1698 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4928 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Akira Toriyama has already faced the trial of Great King Enma, his own creation from Dragon Ball Z. Can you imagine the drama and suspense? It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So come join us on this wild and wacky server, where we pray for good tiding with King Taizan and hope for the best outcome for Akira Toriyama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness his reincarnation in real-time! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 9128 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky? Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players who dare to enter are met with challenges beyond their wildest dreams. Some say that those who conquer the dungeon emerge as legends, while others are never seen again.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, anything can happen when success breeds contempt and white bitches breed black babies!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 6232 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Ores Mined: | 9361 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing skeletons, ready to show you the ropes. Our custom-built villages are populated by villagers who speak in nothing but Shakespearean insults – “Thou art a knave, good sir!”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 7871 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where the pigs are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
So come on, join us on our server and let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous adventure at a time!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 360 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 6444 |
But that’s not all! Our shaman class also allows you to communicate with the spirits of the Minecraft world, who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will be able to mine entire mountains with a single swing!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate shaman warrior, ready to conquer the Minecraft world with your insane powers and wacky adventures. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 987 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 34 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 6356 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 1437 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 819 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a creeper DJ.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any enemy in your path.
So, why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the wildest, most insane Minecraft journey of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if it’s autism or just pure awesomeness!
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 8796 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-fag Bigfoot, you’ll win a special prize that will make all the other players green with envy.
So come join us on our fag-tastic Minecraft server and let your rainbow flag fly high!
