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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6003 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.