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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8646 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 145 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
Oh, honey, let me tell you about Transjama, the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! This server is so fancy, even the creepers wear tuxedos! And don’t even get me started on the llamas – they run the whole place like a mafia boss.
But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…
