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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 3229 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
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