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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 918 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 94113 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Imagine a world where all the characters are super hot but also have some weird physical flaw. It’s like a brothel but in Minecraft, dude.
You’ll never get bored because you’ll be too busy staring at all the baby-faced characters with their under-endowed bodies. It’s like a trainwreck you can’t look away from, but in a good way!
Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and your sense of reality, because you’re gonna need both on this server, bro!