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MinecraftMayhemServer

#gamer, Communication, Cooperative, First Person Shooter, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, hear a kid on the mic, Horror, Left 4 Dead, meme, MinecraftMayhemServer, multiplayer, online gaming, Playing, prepare my boobies spray, Shooter, Survival, teamwork, video games, zombie

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	New Chunks Explored:	389282
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt hut? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a zombie-infested jungle! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you, but don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon – BOOBIES SPRAY! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombies while protecting your precious boobies. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

DerpyCraft: Where IQs drop when players gather!

#group mentality, cognitive bias, cognitive decline, Communication, conformity, critical thinking, Decision making, DerpyCraft, Drop, gather, group dynamics, groupthink, herd behavior, Human Behavior, influence, intelligence, IQs, mob mentality, peer pressure, Players, psychological effects, social influence, Social Interaction, social psychology, stupidity

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Crops Grown:	6798
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Are you tired of being the smartest person in the room? Do you long for the days when your brain cells were as scarce as diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and watch as your IQ drops faster than a creeper exploding in your face. Our community is so dumb, we make villagers look like rocket scientists. But hey, who needs intelligence when you have endless fun and laughter?

Come join us and experience the joy of losing brain cells with every block you mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares?)!

Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

Celebrity, controversy, Crafty, Donald J Trump, Fame, high-profile, Imprisonment, influence, Justice, Legal System, Martha Stewart, media scrutiny, Minecraft, perseverance, Prison, public figure, resilience, scandal, Server, success, Survival, Trumps, Wealthy, white collar crime

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3236	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	458
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

MinecraftFart – Friday Night Poopfest

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Star Shards Collected:	195	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got everything you need to satisfy your Friday Night Funkin’ cravings, from fan-made creations to crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

Join us for our Week #2548 – DOODOOFARD Edition, where we discuss all the latest news and updates from the Funkin Crew. Did you hear about the Weekend 1 update? It’s fire, just like our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ninjamuffin and PA doing an AMA on /funkg/, Phantom Arcade’s stream summaries, and so much more insanity to keep you entertained.

Download and play the game, check out the modding community, and dive into the world of Friday Night Funkin’ like never before. Our server is the place to be for all things FNF, so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the funk begin!

CraftyHarem Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the action and adventure you could ever want!

Join us and become a part of the secret society of omniscient beings, where we hold the power to control the very fabric of the Minecraft universe. Our digits hold the key to unlocking unimaginable powers and abilities, and only the chosen few are deemed worthy to join our ranks.

Ever wanted to travel to the Shadow Realm and battle demons for millions of years? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Our battles are legendary, our adventures are epic, and our sense of humor is unmatched.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered – in the best way possible!

ChunkyCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Votes:	852
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of skinny Minecraft servers that can’t handle the weight of your epic builds? Look no further, because our server is THICC with three Cs! Our server can handle all the blocks you throw at it, no matter how chunky they are. Join us and experience the joy of building without limits – because who needs skinny when you can have THICC?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to build-offs. Rumor has it that if you impress Blocky Bob with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, if you disappoint him, he will cover your entire base in obsidian!

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the THICCness. Who knows what adventures await you in this blocky world of wonders!

Beer & Blocks

Beer, blocks, cute, doomer, Edgy, landscape, long trail tags, never drink, night time, Owari da, tags, Tomboy

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5496
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	268	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of drinking beer with cute edgy tomboys in boring old landscapes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us in our night time doomer landscape where the tomboys are even cuter and edgier than ever before. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Join now and say “Owari da” to boring nights forever!

Animal Kingdom Adventures

adult content, Adventures, animal, Animal lover, animal rights, bestiality, Boundaries, consent, controversial, controversial topic, ethical concerns, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, games, Immersive, Interactive, Kingdom, Roleplay, simulation, taboo, virtual reality

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild and wacky adventure? Look no further than our server! We offer the craziest and most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Join us for our infamous “Bestiality games” where players compete in challenges involving riding pigs, taming wolves, and even befriending creepers! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle against each other. The stakes are high and the feathers are flying!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

CountryCraft: City Slickers Beware!

agriculture, close relationships, Close to nature, Community, country living, Farming, fresh air, hard work, Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, Quaint village, Rural life, self-sufficiency, simple living, slow pace, small town, Tight-Knit Community, traditional values, wildlife

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!

On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!

EUROPE SUCKS

Budget, Cooking, Culinary, Europe, expensive, Food, Frustration, Gourmet, health, imported, indulgence, luxury, Mediterranean, olive oil, Outrageous, Overpriced, Prices, Quality, shopping, SUCKS, Taste

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7576
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magic Items Found:	5030
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream!