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BurdenMaxx Minecraft Server: Start Now!

Anon, big corporations, BurdenMaxx, BURDENMAXXING, Corporations, fear, getting ahead, ghostmaxxing, government assistance, governments, honest reseller, Jews, Life, Minecraft, normie cattle, reselling, Server, society burden, Start, stealing, system collapse, Vaxxed, wagie job

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mines Excavated:	4007	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can truly stick it to the man? Look no further than our server, where we encourage all players to become professional burdenmaxxers. That’s right, quit your job, steal from big corporations, and resell their goods for profit. Who needs a government handout when you can make your own way in the world by being a total burden on society?

But wait, there’s more! We also encourage ghostmaxxing, living off the grid and outside of the system. No taxes, no benefits, just pure freedom. And don’t forget to stick it to those who wronged you by making them pay. Join us and watch as the system collapses under the weight of our burdenmaxxing ways. Let’s show the world what happens when you mess with us gamers. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate burden on society.

PixieMines.com

Adventure, Community, Competition, Creative, Economy, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Innovative, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, PixieMines, Plugins, Prestige, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Rankup, RPG, Season, Server, teamwork, Unique, Updates

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

A friendly Prison server, with a twist of extra RPG aspects, and brand new ideas with most plugins being home made giving us the ability to ship massive updates in a faster pace. Join us in our first season and help us shape the server together!

mc.pixiemines.com

MonkeyCraft Minecraft Server

animal antics, Animal Behavior, Breakfast, breakfast time, Comical, cute animals, daily habits, euromonkeys, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, monkey business, MonkeyCraft, morning routine, PRIMATES, relatable memes, satire, Server, social media, trending, viral content

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4344
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9505	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, the Euromonkeys are in charge! These monkeys are always up to some crazy antics, like stealing all the players’ breakfast and causing chaos in the virtual world. But don’t worry, they’re also super friendly and love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Join our server for a chance to interact with these mischievous Euromonkeys and see what kind of trouble they’ll get into next. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become their new breakfast buddy! So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to keep an eye on your snacks!

CockyCraft Minecraft Server

body positivity, CockyCraft, Confidence, consequences, emotional fulfillment, large cock, long-term relationships, male anatomy, male privilege, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationships, self-image, Server, sexual attention, sexual harassment, Sexuality, size matters, societal expectations, society, workplace dynamics, workplace ethics

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where having a large cock is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us and experience the wild world of blocky adventures with your massive member leading the way.

On our server, having a huge cock means you’ll be the talk of the town (or in this case, the virtual world). No need to worry about getting hit on by every woman – they’ll be too busy marveling at your impressive size to even think about flirting with you.

But beware, once word gets out about your colossal cock, you may find yourself fending off hordes of eager players who just can’t resist your massive manhood. Will you be able to find true love in a world obsessed with your impressive endowment? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our server and show off your giant cock in all its glory. Who knows, you may even find that special someone who loves you for more than just your enormous appendage.

DadCraft Minecraft Server

1000, adult children, anniversary, Birthday, busy months, childish, DadCraft, display table, employment, family, Father’s Day, gift giving, Gifts, Giving, Lego Millennium Falcon, Minecraft, moved out, opt out, parents, salary, Server, Star Wars, Upset

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Emeralds Found:	7672	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of being left out of gift-giving? Look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of treating yourself like a king, just like this player who bought himself the Lego Millennium Falcon because his family forgot about him.

On our server, you can build your own virtual Millennium Falcon and display it proudly in your virtual den. No need to rely on others for gifts when you can spoil yourself with pixelated luxury. Plus, who needs real-life presents when you can immerse yourself in a world where you can create anything your heart desires?

Join now and show off your self-gifting skills to all the other players who understand the true value of treating yourself. Who needs gifts from others when you can gift yourself the ultimate Minecraft experience?

WeddingCraft: No Dad Speech Zone

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, dad, emotional intelligence, emotions, family, Father, Grief, love, Marriage, Maturity, mom, parents, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, Speech, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft, Zone

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Animals Bred:	58	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6222
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family disputes, emotional speeches, and grown adults throwing tantrums like never before.

In this server, you’ll have to deal with overbearing dads who want to steal the spotlight at your virtual wedding. Watch out for surprise speeches that will make you question your entire existence. Will you stand your ground and tell dad to take a hike, or will you let him have his moment and ruin your big day?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to face accusations of being too sensitive and told to grow up by virtual parents who just can’t seem to understand boundaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning if you’re the a-hole in this virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips?

ParentingFail Minecraft Server

indicators of bad parenting, Minecraft, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting concerns, parenting difficulties, parenting failures, parenting issues, parenting mistakes, parenting problems, parenting red flags, parenting struggles, parenting warning signs, ParentingFail, Server, signs of abusive parent, signs of bad parenting, signs of inadequate parenting, signs of ineffective parenting, signs of neglectful parent, signs of troubled parent, signs of unfit parent, warning signs of bad parenting

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are your parents still making you eat your veggies and do your homework? Sounds like they need a break! Join our Minecraft server where parents are banned and kids rule the virtual world. Build your dream house without any pesky rules or bedtimes. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the most skilled players can find. So ditch your boring parents and come join the fun!

BlocktopiaSurvival

BlocktopiaSurvival, coping mechanisms, depression, healing, Hope, inner strength, mental health, mental illness, positive mindset, reaching out, Recovery, resilience, seeking help, self harm, self love, self worth, self-care, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, Support, Therapy

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the brink of despair! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so epic that it will literally stop you from ending your life. How, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player was feeling so down and out that they were about to jump off a virtual cliff in Minecraft. But just as they were about to take the plunge, a magical unicorn appeared out of nowhere and told them about our server. Intrigued, the player decided to give it a try and lo and behold, they were instantly filled with joy and wonder!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let us save you from the depths of despair with our crazy adventures, wacky characters, and endless fun! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

UkrainianDroneCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, aerial defense, anti aircraft, Black sea, combat capabilities, Defense, defense systems, helicopters, military advancements, military innovation, military technology, Minecraft, new capability, Sea Drones, Server, shoot down, technology showcase, UAVs, Ukraine, Ukrainian Navy, UkrainianDroneCraft, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Yo, on this server, we got sea drones straight outta Ukraine that can shoot down helicopters! Like, how crazy is that? Imagine cruising around in the ocean and then BAM, you see a helicopter and you’re like “Not today, bro!” Join our server for the ultimate thrill of dodging sea drones while trying to survive and build your own epic base. Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness this insane technology in action? Come join us and see for yourself!

TerrorCraft: Deport & Destroy

anti-terrorism efforts, cabinet, CounterTerrorism, deport, deportation laws, deportations, destroy, Europe, extremism, foreign nationals, German, germany, Government, immigration, law, national security, policy, Politics, praise, radicalization, SECURITY, TerrorCraft, Terrorism

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the german cabinet is all about deporting players who praise terrorism. like, what even is that? but hey, if you’re into that kind of wild and wacky gameplay, then this server is for you! join us for some crazy adventures and see if you can survive the deportation madness. who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the server with your anti-terrorism skills! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the deportation fun begin!

KidCraftHardMode

challenges of parenting, chaotic moments, children, difficult moments, endless energy, family, funny parenting, hard mode, humor, KidCraftHardMode, love, parenthood, parenting, parenting struggles, patience, raising kids, RESPONSIBILITY, rewarding, sleepless nights, sobering up a friend, tough love

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

join dis minecraft server if u wanna escape the chaos of parenthood and dive into a world where creepers are your only problem. our server is like a daycare for adults, except instead of changing diapers, u get to build epic castles and battle dragons.

imagine a world where bedtime is whenever u want it to be and snacks are unlimited. no more sticky fingers on your keyboard, just pure gaming bliss.

we have a secret underground society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds galore.

so if u wanna trade in your screaming kids for screaming zombies, join us on dis server and let the adventure begin. trust me, it’s like trying to sober up a friend on hard mode, but way more fun.