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Crafty Critique Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Animals Bred:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchantments Applied:	277
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience Minecraft like never before!

Snail F*cking or Whale Eating Minecraft Server

Abilities, Animals, BIZARRE, Choice, controversial, conversation starter, debate, decision, Eating, ethical dilemma, FANTASY, Fcking, funny, humor, hypothetical, Minecraft, question.., Server, snail, snails, strange, SUPERPOWER, Unique, weird, Whale, Whales

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the possibilities are as endless as the number of snails you can… well, you know. But don’t worry, we also have a special whale buffet for those who prefer a more… filling meal.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Snail King who grants wishes to those brave enough to face his slimy wrath. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the secret underwater whale kingdom where you can ride majestic whales into battle against the evil Squidward army.

So, what are you waiting for? Choose your superpower wisely and join us for a wild ride filled with snails, whales, and a whole lot of Minecraft madness.

Iove Japan Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Anime, beautiful places, Cherry Blossoms, culture, Explore, Food, History, Iove, Japan, kyoto, love, Manga, Minecraft, MODERN, Shrines, smp, sushi, Temples, TOKYO, Traditional, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Star Shards Collected:	263
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	41	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Do you dream of building a giant sushi castle in Minecraft? Do you want to ride around on a pixelated Godzilla wreaking havoc on unsuspecting villagers? Then this is the SMP for you! Join us on our wacky Japanese-themed server where you can participate in sumo wrestling tournaments, go on quests to find the legendary samurai sword, and even battle it out in epic anime-style PvP battles. So come on, grab your chopsticks and join us for a truly kawaii Minecraft experience!

Momma’s Baby vs. College Fund

baby, Boundaries, college, college expenses, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, freshman year, fund, Gratitude, helicopter parent, INDEPENDENCE, mommas, mothering, OBLIGATION, parent Facebook group, personal growth, sibling relationship, Social Skills, socialization, special treatment, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	659
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as my mom trying to find friends for my sister in college? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild adventures of trying to make friends for your virtual blocky character!

Our server is so insane, even helicopter parents would be impressed. We have special quests where you have to email your virtual professors for special treatment, like being allowed to eat snacks in the virtual lab. And if they don’t respond, don’t worry – our admins will step in and make sure you get the VIP treatment you deserve.

But that’s not all! If you’re struggling to make friends in the game, just reach out to other players and ask them to be your virtual buddies. And if all else fails, our admins will personally intervene and make sure you have a squad to roll with.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a mom trying to find friends for her college-aged daughter, join us now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?

Cash4Diamonds Minecraft SMP

brand loyalty., Cash4Diamonds, conspicuous consumption, consumerism, designer labels, extravagant purchases, frivolous spending, impulse buying, Keeping up with the Joneses, lifestyle inflation, Luxury items, materialism, Minecraft, non-essential items, overspending, peer pressure, retail therapy, smp, status symbols, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary upgrades, Waste of Money

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Meteorites Collected:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret underground market where you can trade diamonds for useless items like enchanted dirt and golden carrots that make you speak in pig Latin. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your build. So come join us and waste your diamonds in the most ridiculous way possible!

DreamPeeBedFears

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	146340
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of living in fear every time you go to the bathroom? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can pee with confidence knowing that you’re not actually peeing your bed! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and the guarantee that you won’t wake up in a puddle of pee. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to pee in peace on our server!

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

Army, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, death toll, Defense, eastern europe, eastern front, Fatalities, Kremlin, long tail tags, Losses, Military, Minecraft, putin, Redstone, revolution, russia, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, War

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

lol join our minecraft server and avoid russia’s bad luck! they keep losing soldiers left and right, but not on our server! we got magical protection spells that keep you safe from any harm, even creepers! plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time! come join the fun and leave russia’s losses behind!

CraftyCanuckMurderMistress

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz there’s this woman wanted for murder in Toronto and she’s like on the run, but she’s hiding out in our Minecraft world. like, how crazy is that? you gotta come help us catch her and maybe get a reward or something. plus, our server has the best pixel art of maple syrup bottles and igloos, it’s like a Canadian dream come true, eh? join now before she escapes to the nether realm or something, eh?

What is the IP for Chess.com Minecraft Server?

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Potions Brewed:	168	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Chess.com is the world’s largest online chess platform, with millions of players from around the globe competing in games, tournaments, and puzzles. The site offers resources for players of all skill levels, from beginners to grandmasters, and provides a community where chess enthusiasts can connect, learn, and improve their game. Founded in 2007, Chess.com has become a go-to destination for anyone looking to play, learn, or follow the game of chess.

Which Minecraft servers are like Bloom SMP ?

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	7000	Divine Spears Created:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Some other Minecraft servers similar to Bloom SMP that you may enjoy include: 1. Apex Gaming Network – This server offers a similar survival experience with anti-griefing measures and a welcoming community. They also have regular events and an active Discord for players to connect. 2. Horizon Realms – Horizon Realms is known for its immersive gameplay and friendly staff team. With gameplay enhancing plugins and a focus on community building, this server is a great alternative to Bloom SMP. 3. CraftyMynes – CraftyMynes is a popular survival server with a strong emphasis on anti-griefing and a tight-knit community. With regular events and a variety of gameplay enhancements, players looking for a similar experience to Bloom SMP will feel right at home here. 4. VexedMC – VexedMC offers a unique twist on the survival experience, with custom features and gameplay elements that set it apart from other servers. With a friendly community and active staff team, this server is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end.

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TavernaCraft

Anarchy, Bedwars, city, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, MCMMO, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Uhc, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Chimeras Created:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0

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