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SwarthyCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, Ancient, Appearance, children, Cultural, fat, Fruitful, Hippocrates, historical, Interpretation, lean, Meaning, Minecraft, phlegmatic, Relaxed, Sarmatians, Server, short, slaves, swarthy, SwarthyCraft, Temperament, Women

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	New Chunks Explored:	103381
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Secret Passages Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Votes:	2196	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the Sarmatians themselves? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as swarthy, short, and fat as those ancient warriors! Our players may not be fruitful like the Sarmatian women, but our lean slaves give birth to so many virtual children that you’ll never run out of fellow players to team up with. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you scratching your head and laughing out loud at the same time. Who knew ancient history could be so entertaining in block form?

CraftyAF Minecraft SMP

CraftyAF, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen while riding a pig with a saddle made of diamonds.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player who built a house out of TNT and somehow managed to survive the explosion – now that’s dedication! And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to have a massive chicken jousting tournament in the sky.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you in stitches from laughing so hard, then come join us! Just beware of the prankster who likes to replace all your diamond blocks with obsidian – trust us, it’s all in good fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

ToiletBlocker Minecraft Server

administrative corridor, bowel issues, Code, Colleague, data security, Gatekeeping, Hospital, hospital policy, key code, laxatives, Lock, medical secretary, Minecraft, Panic Button, privacy, Server, staff access, stink, TOILET, ToiletBlocker, Unpleasant, work environment

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a hospital corridor with a secret toilet code? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of keeping unwanted players out with key code locks and bells.

Imagine the drama of denying access to a fellow player who desperately needs to use the toilet because of their explosive bowel issues. Will you be the hero who stands up for privacy and fresh air, or the villain who locks the bathroom door on a poor soul in need?

With data security policies stricter than a hospital’s, you’ll never have to worry about unauthorized players sneaking into your virtual space. Join now and experience the ultimate blend of exclusivity, drama, and bathroom-related shenanigans!

WingWaster2021

Assertiveness, chicken wings, child behavior, Communication, Conflict, dinner party, EMBARRASSMENT, Etiquette, family dinner, family dynamics, food etiquette, food waste, Manners, parenting, peer pressure, social expectations, social norms, table manners, wasteful behavior, WingWaster2021

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chicken wing warrior? Look no further than our server! We promise not to waste any chicken wings, unlike some people we know cough that 10-year-old girl cough. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and most importantly, a strict policy against wasting perfectly good chicken wings! Plus, we have a zero tolerance policy for parents who can’t grow a pair and stand up to their children. So come join us and let’s show those uneaten wings who’s boss!

BoomerCraft SMP

aging, BoomerCraft, career advancement, Chronic illness, emotional well being, family relationships, Financial Stability, future planning, health, life experience, Longevity, mental health, Physical fitness, resilience, retirement planning, self-care, smp, Social Connections, Stress Management, Time management, wisdom

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Items Found:	8885	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers filled with kids and teenagers? Join our exclusive SMP for people in their 40s and up!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – did you know that as you get older, your Minecraft building skills actually improve? It’s like a fine wine, getting better with age. Plus, we have a secret potion in our server that reverses aging effects in real life. So join us and stay forever young in both Minecraft and the real world!

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of elderly ninja villagers. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle zombie chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP for the ultimate Minecraft experience for seasoned players. Age is just a number, but in our server, it’s the key to unlocking epic adventures and endless fun!

BlockCrackAddict

addiction, BlockCrackAddict, compulsion, Compulsive, Consuming, craving, dependency, destructive, habits, insatiable, Irresistible, Need, never quit, Obsession, OVERWHELMING, PERSISTENT, RELENTLESS, Unbreakable, uncontrollable, urge

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5653
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where the addiction never ends!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so addicting, even Herobrine can’t stay away!

But beware, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Your real life may suffer as you spend hours perfecting your redstone contraptions and battling mobs with your trusty enchanted sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and feed your addiction for building, exploring, and surviving in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Just remember to take breaks to eat and sleep, or else you may turn into a blocky zombie yourself!

UkrainianDroneWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, drone attack, eastern europe, energy infrastructure, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, political tension, power grid, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, UkrainianDroneWars, War

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Ores Mined:	7602	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DRONES LIKE UKRAINE BUT WE USE EM TO PROTECT OUR ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE GOT A WHOLE TEAM OF DRONE PILOTS READY TO BATTLE IT OUT IN THE SKY. COME JOIN US AND FLY HIGH LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE PILOT, BUT WITHOUT THE POLITICAL TENSION. LET’S PROTECT OUR BLOCKY ENERGY SUPPLY TOGETHER, ONE EXPLOSION AT A TIME.

HostageHavocMC

activism, Community, death, demonstration, General strike, Grief, HostageHavocMC, hostages, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, labor rights, MONDAY, mourning, protest, social justice, solidarity, solidarity rally, Tragedy, violence, workers’ rights

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Void Armor Forged:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

join dis epic minecraft server cuz it be so lit, it be like a party in a creeper’s den, but without da explosions (hopefully). we got pigs flyin’ around, chickens doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers sellin’ diamonds for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. another player built a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back, with a pit stop at a lava hot tub.

we also have epic pvp battles where players ride on llamas armed with diamond swords, and the winner gets a crown made of emeralds.

so come join us on dis server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky griefers, but we’ll ban ’em faster than you can say “creeper, aw man”). let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Techy Plays Minecraft Server?

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchantments Applied:	234
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152

Techy Plays is a popular content creator known for their gaming videos and tutorials on YouTube. With a focus on technology and gaming, Techy Plays has gained a loyal following for their in-depth reviews, gameplay commentary, and tech tips. With a passion for all things tech-related, Techy Plays continues to inspire and entertain viewers with their engaging content.

Bat out of Vanilla: Moonbat 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bat, Creative, DDNS, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Max8abug, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Rewards, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Trust, update, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Villages Defended:	13
Farms Harvested:	315	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Creative, No-griefing Survival SMP, Griefing allowed SMP
IP Address	moonbat.ddns.net
Version	1.21.1

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are the SMP maps reset?	No, both SMP maps won’t reset so your progress is safe.
Do you run player events?	Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.
How often do you update the server?	We actively update and maintain the server to ensure a smooth gaming experience.