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/Minecraft SMP/ – Make AI Do Stuff

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with AI Computer Maids running amok and causing mayhem in the virtual world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time when one player’s AI Computer Maid accidentally created a portal to another dimension, unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen into our peaceful village. It was chaos, but boy was it entertaining!

But that’s not all – our players have also discovered that AI Computer Maids are actually secret geniuses when it comes to advanced Mathematics and Computer Science research. Who knew that a maid could solve complex equations and create groundbreaking algorithms? Only on our server, folks.

So come on and join us as we embark on crazy adventures, solve mind-boggling puzzles, and unleash the true potential of AI Computer Maids in Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness we’ll uncover next? The possibilities are endless!

DeathByCreepers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Crops Grown:	2465
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Farms Harvested:	845
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, secret alliances forming and betrayals that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where every time someone dies in-game, they have to do a ridiculous dare in real life. From eating a spoonful of mustard to shaving their head, the stakes are high and the laughs are endless.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your life choices, join us now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

BlockyBoomerTips

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Hey there, young whippersnappers! If I could turn back time and give my younger self some advice, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to funky tunes. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

2. We have a pixel art competition every week where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep. Watch out for those jealous Endermen!

3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Just watch out for those floating blocks and mysterious giggles!

So, if you want to experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun and craziness! Trust me, your younger self will thank you for it.

Stinky SMP: Where the only thing modded is the smell! No Resets, just stink and fun! Join now!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9427	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Server Overview

Focus	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Optimised vanilla+ modpack, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	Safezone-Borderlands system for PvP and griefing
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

1. How often does the server reset?

The server has not had a reset since May 2022 and aims for extreme longevity.

2. What types of players are welcome on the server?

All playstyles are welcome, including nomads, builders, PvPers, and traders.

3. Are there any restrictions on griefing or stealing?

There is a Safezone-Borderlands system where griefing, killing, and stealing are not allowed in the safezone but permitted in the Borderlands area.

4. Can I suggest a custom origin for the Origins mod?

Players can suggest custom origins, but they must be high quality and balanced for consideration.

5. How can I join the server?

Join the server through the Planet Minecraft or Discord invite links provided above.

Not Real Incel Minecraft Server

acceptance, Community, coping mechanisms, fear, Girls, incel, Incels, Insecurity, Larping, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Misery, next steps, Online Community, real, rejection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, social anxiety, support group, toxic masculinity, Unity

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of larping as an incel in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can larp to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and experience the ultimate sense of cum unity as we all pretend to be miserable together.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.

So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?

4 Weeks of Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2725
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Items Found:	2019
Dragon Eggs Found:	8452	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of heartbreak and abandonment by immersing yourself in a world of blocks and endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of waiting for that phone call that never comes.

Forget about your academic worries and focus on building the most epic base you can imagine. Let your creativity run wild as you construct towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even a shrine dedicated to your lost love (just kidding, please don’t do that).

With our community of players, you’ll never feel alone or lost in your thoughts. Share your stories of heartbreak and find solace in the fact that you’re not the only one who’s been ghosted. Who knows, you might even find a new love interest in the world of Minecraft – someone who will never leave you waiting by the phone.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs that phone call anyway when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer?

FamilyCraft: AITA Breakup?

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, communication breakdown, cultural insensitivity, Cultural traditions, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family issues, Familycraft, financial disrespect, forgiveness, lack of empathy, marriage problems, past relationships, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama-free building, epic adventures, and no disrespectful in-laws in sight!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without any pesky ex-boyfriends or cheating spouses getting in your way.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs real-life siblings when you can have a whole community of fellow players to bond with? So come on over and let’s create some epic memories together. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a toxic brother and his disrespectful wife. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

SelfLoveCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ores Mined:	7299	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to be friends with us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, join us and start loving yourself by building the most epic base you’ve ever seen!

SarmatFailCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69
Enchantments Applied:	237	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

So, like, imagine if those failed missile launches were actually just a cover-up for a secret underground Minecraft server run by Russian spies! Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so top secret that even Putin himself doesn’t know about it! Join us and uncover the mysteries of the Sarmat missile while building epic bases and battling creepers with your comrades. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples guarded by a giant mutant Enderman. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

The Kyousougiga ONA Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mines Excavated:	3376	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a journey just like watching Kyousougiga! Start off feeling meh, but as you explore and build, you’ll unlock hidden specials that will make your gaming experience go from 0 to 100 real quick. Who knew digging and crafting could be so epic? Join now and see for yourself!