Join us for a wild ride filled with flat Earth conspiracy theories, closed borders, and banning pornography. Who needs moral facts when you can have outrageous interpretations and insane stories? Why are normies like this? Come find out on our server!
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MorallyCrafted Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to question everything and obey no one! Except for a few non-negotiable universal evils like racial segregation, transphobia, and telling women they can’t have sex or get tattoos. We believe in human rights, but all autistic incels should be preventatively detained and involuntarily committed just for existing. It’s all relative, bro! -
DesertCraft: Birthday Bash Beatdown
omg u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit af like a birthday party gone wrong, just like dis lesbian couple who got attacked by a mob of ‘middle eastern men’ like wtf is even happening in dis world? but on dis server, u can be whoever u want and no one gonna beat u up cuz we all about peace and love and building dope creations like a giant rainbow unicorn made outta diamonds and obsidian. so come join us and escape the craziness of the real world, where u can be safe and have fun and maybe even find ur own diamond unicorn to ride into the sunset. u won’t regret it, trust me. -
BlockyBanter Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a carrot, or mining for diamonds while riding a flying pig.Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode, because they know they can’t compete with the insanity happening all around them. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the zombies and skeletons let loose and dance the night away.
So why are faggots so disgusting? Because they haven’t joined our server yet! Come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (unless you’re a boring old blockhead).
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RainbowCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is home to the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen, and they’re all ready to party with you.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ Enderman – he’s known to drop some sick beats that will blow your mind (literally).
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava? It’s the perfect way to get your adrenaline pumping while also risking your virtual life in the most absurd way possible.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!
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CoreMC: Where the only thing vanilla is our ice cream! (1.21)
CoreMC Minecraft Server Overview
Server CoreMC Server Type Vanilla Rules Respect each other and the server Server Address play.core-mc.net Interested in joining? Click here to apply!
A bit more info:
The server has a Ryzen 5 3550H and 32GB of RAM, located in the Eastern United States.
FAQ
Question Answer Is PVP allowed on the server? No, PVP/Griefing/Stealing is not allowed. Are there any restrictions on building? Anything possible in vanilla Minecraft is allowed, except item dupe glitches. Can I use hacks on the server? No, hacking (xray, flyhacks, etc.) is not allowed. Mods like Optifine or auto clickers are fine. Is racism/sexism/homophobia/transphobia allowed? No, any forms of discrimination or harassment are strictly prohibited. What are the specs of the server? It has a Ryzen 5 3550H and 32GB RAM, with 20GB allocated to Minecraft. Why should I join CoreMC? CoreMC welcomes all players from highly technical people to casual players, offering a vanilla Minecraft experience with a friendly community. -
Gaylords R Us
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, homobeggars eternally seething, things are anything but basic!Join us for a wild ride where the villagers have taken over and are now demanding tribute in the form of rainbow-colored wool and diamond-studded pickaxes. But don’t worry, they’re a friendly bunch once you get to know them (just watch out for their killer dance moves).
Looking for a challenge? Try your hand at our custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is replaced with exploding pigs or “Parkour of Doom” where one wrong move sends you plummeting into a pit of lava (but hey, at least it’s warm down there).
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, venture into our Nether realm where the ghasts have formed a choir and are serenading players with their hauntingly beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark.”
So why wait? Join homobeggars eternally seething today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, never trust a cow wearing sunglasses.