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Crafty Bros: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories and questionable masculinity

bjj, bros, Conspiracy, controversy, Crafty, culture, Dominant, FITNESS, Gay, grappling, homoerotic, Martial Arts, Masculinity, meets, middle class, Minecraft, passtime, physical exercise, psyop, Questionable, self defense, Sport, Stereotypes, Submission, theories, Upper Class, White

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	1404
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1929
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Are you tired of boring old exercise routines that don’t involve grappling with sweaty dudes in spandex? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve cracked the code on why BJJ is taking over the world – it’s all a psyop to turn everyone into homoerotic grappling machines! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy conspiracy theories, intense battles, and maybe even a few spandex-clad surprises along the way. Who knew building blocks could be so steamy? Join now and unlock your inner grappling god!

“Trump’s Silent on Indian Invasions” – A Minecraft Server

controversy, criticism, cultural clash, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Global Issues, Government, immigration, India, Indian, Indian invasion, international relations, invasions, Minecraft, Politics, president, rhetoric, Server, Silence, SILENT, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, Trumps, united states, West

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	142489	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible!

Join us and explore a land where aliens ride on unicorns and Donald Trump is actually a secret agent fighting off an Indian invasion of the West with his trusty diamond sword!

Build your own fortress and defend it against hordes of zombie llamas or team up with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon who is secretly plotting to steal all the diamonds in the world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

QueenCraft: Where Females Rule and Blocks Drool

#youtube, blocks, daily basis, Drool, empowerment, female empowerment, female worship, Females, healing, inspiration, meditation, mental health, motivation, Music, positive affirmations, QueenCraft, Relaxation, rule, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self-care, spirituality, Thread, Video

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join now for a wild ride filled with creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, and skeletons singing karaoke!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Dungeon where the Ender Dragon throws the sickest parties in town!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even find yourself jamming out to the latest Minecraft parody songs like it’s your new favorite playlist!

AnimeCraft: Where Creeper Meets Kawaii!

animation, Anime, AnimeCraft, Characters, comparison, Competition, creativity, creeper, Entertainment, Expectations, Fans, Industry, Kawaii, mao mao, meets, Popularity, question.., series, Show, Storyline, television, Top, trend, year

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	215	Love Letters Sent:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Mao Mao’s show? Look no further, because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out rainbows! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, looking for new players to challenge to a dance-off.

So why hasn’t there been an anime this year that has topped Mao Mao’s show? Because all the animators are too busy playing on our server and getting distracted by all the epic quests and secret treasure chests!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Blocky Boobies Server

Alluring, attractive, blocky, boobies, bosom, breast, Bust, cleavage, desire, Erotic, FANTASY, Lust, mammaries, Nipple, Provocative, Rate her tit, seduction, Sensual, Server, Sexy, temptation, Would you suck it

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server where the only rule is: “Would you suck it?” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons!

– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”

MineCrafty Wagie Escape: No More 9-5 Grind!

burnout prevention, career development, coping strategies, employee wellness, Escape, grind, job satisfaction, job stress, less than 24hrs, mental health, minecrafty, next wagie session, productivity, self-care, Stress Management, time constraints, Time management, wagie, work challenges, work culture, work ethic, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

🤣 Yo, listen up! Are you tired of the daily grind in your country? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual paradise!

Imagine this: less than 24 hours until the next wagie session, but instead of stressing out, you can log onto our server and build a fortress to protect yourself from the evil mobs. And get this, our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up your creations!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade diamonds for pizza, ride on flying pigs, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Plus, our community is so friendly that you’ll never feel lonely again.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the daily grind and join our Minecraft server today! Trust me, your country’s wagie sessions will seem like a distant memory once you enter our virtual world. 🎮💥🍕

Space Babes and Blocks

Babes, blocks, character design, Diversity, empowerment, Female Characters, Female Protagonists, futuristic, game development, games, Gaming Community, Girl Power, inclusion, need more, representation, Sci Fi, seriously, Space, space babes, space exploration, Strong Women, video games

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Items Found:	3798
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2246	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	276

Welcome to our intergalactic Minecraft server where we are on a mission to recruit more space babes to join our crew! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of our players stumbled upon a rare diamond-encrusted asteroid that led them to a secret alien disco party where they danced the night away with extraterrestrial beings. And that’s just a taste of the adventures that await you on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a unicorn sanctuary where you can ride magical unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and guarded by a fierce dragon who loves to play hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community of space babes and adventurers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AlienCraft: Where Endermen Leak Gossip!

alg, ALIEN LEAKS GENERAL, AlienCraft, aliens, blue beans, blue skinned, drier than OPs moms pussy, endermen, gossip, Government, Grusch, Grusch 2.0, gutter, JASON SANDS, last 5 months, LEAK.., movement, NEW whistleblower, Pray, SCIF, Treaties, UAP bills, UAPTF, WE ARE SO BACK BROSQRD

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1102	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Zombie Dances:	0

WE ARE SO BACK BROSQRD:

Last 5 months have been drier than OPs moms pussy

Grusch is essentially kill and hasn’t dropped anything despite saying he would

Movement in the gutter, UAP bills gutted

Blue beans in full effect

Suddenly there he was

NEW whistleblower JASON SANDS

Worked under UAPTF, still actively working in the government. Won’t talk about certain stuff besides SCIF

Says aliens are blue skinned, treaties have been made I really hope Grusch 2.0 does better cause holy fuck. Please pray we have something bros

Reasons to join our Minecraft server: – Explore a world drier than OPs moms pussy – Witness the mystery of Grusch and his lack of drops – Get involved in the gutter movement and see UAP bills gutted – Experience the full effect of blue beans – Meet the strange whistleblower JASON SANDS and uncover government secrets – Discover blue-skinned aliens and intergalactic treaties

Come join us for a wild and unpredictable adventure!

Blocky Boats & Battles – Azur Lane Adventure!

A Cookie for Mew, account binding, Adventure, alg, asmr, Augment Guide, Augment Module, Azur, Azur Lane General, Battles, blocky, Blueprints, boats, Casual, Chapayev, cheerleader, CN Tierlist, comet, Cruise Mission, date, Discord, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, formidable μ, Guild Spreadsheet, heart-linking harmony, Inazuma maid skin, kongou μ, Lane, le temeraire μ, Lore, Maid, Noshiro μ, ongoing event, PR Research Data, prinz eugen μ, pvp guide, Resources, Rodney META, San Jacinto, schoolgirl, Secrets for Unzen, Sharing Sweet Slumbers, shinano-chan, Ship Tier List, skins, Spider Lily’s Redolence, sports, Story summary, Surfing, swimsuit, Ting An, Upcoming Event, Vampire META, Wiki

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our lolzy Minecraft server where the only currency is cookies for Mew! Join now and embark on a vampire META cruise mission with Inazuma maid skins. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Rodney META and indulge in the Spider Lily’s Redolence event. Plus, we have Chapayev ASMR for your listening pleasure!

Upcoming events include Sharing Sweet Slumbers with Shinano-chan and secrets for Unzen, Ting An, and San Jacinto. And don’t miss out on the Heart-Linking Harmony event featuring Formidable μ, Prinz Eugen μ, Noshiro μ, Kongou μ, Le Temeraire μ, and Boise μ with some outrageous skins!

Don’t forget to bind your account to avoid losing it when the game updates. And remember, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord, so don’t even ask!

Check out our FAQ before bombarding us with questions. And for all your resource needs, we’ve got you covered with ship tier lists, equipment guides, fleet builders, PvP guides, and more!

Join our lolzy Minecraft server now for a wild ride filled with cookies for Mew, vampire cruises, and Chapayev ASMR madness! Don’t miss out on the fun!

Blocky LOL Land

ableism, acceptance, advocacy, blocky, Boundaries, Communication, consent, education, empowerment, Identity, Intimacy, judgment, Land, lol, love, misconceptions, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, relationships, Sexuality, Stereotypes, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our Neurodivergent Minecraft server, where things may get a little crazy but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to experience a world where zombies break out into dance parties, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and endermen have a fashion show every Saturday.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is known to take breaks to sip on some potion of invisibility and play hide-and-seek with players.

And did we mention that our diamond ores are actually made of chocolate? Yes, you read that right – mine them and get a sweet surprise!

So come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where being Neurodivergent means you’re in for a wild ride of laughter, surprises, and pure ridiculousness.

CartoonCraft: Where One Piece is Just a Cartoon!

animation, Anime, cartoon, CartoonCraft, Chopper, comedy, Fags, franky, japanese, looney tunes, Manga, monkey d luffy, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Parody, Piece, sanji, satire, Straw Hat Pirates, Usopp, Wan Piss, zoro

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell!

Are you tired of boring, serious servers where everything is taken too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos like it’s a Looney Tunes episode!

Join us for a crazy adventure filled with ridiculous builds, outrageous events, and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry.

Don’t be a Wan Piss fag, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a Minecraft version of a Looney Tunes episode!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get looney together!