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On our server you will be able to build houses, mine diamonds, craft armor, and kill griefers.
And if you can somehow get a set of diamond armor, you will receive a secret privilege!
There is no creativity on the server, you feel like a real player on a real survival server!
We make it very pleasant so that the atmosphere is excellent
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Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! Our server is filled with unexpected surprises at every turn. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a crossbow? You can do that here!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron wing. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Sounds too good to be true? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).
But beware, we have a strict no sparkledogs (MLP) policy, because we’re all about the truly bizarre and unique creatures. From dragons to werewolves to robots, we’ve got it all. And if less than two people complain about your post, it’s totally okay!
Join us for a wild ride filled with gory dragon marine and xenomorph stories, dragon slit play adventures, and even a Skyrim modding Rentry for all your monstrous needs. Our community is chill, creative, and always up for a good laugh.
So come on in, grab your weird dick (or other overlooked assortment) and let’s build something truly out of this world in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even encounter a sparkledog trying to sneak in, but don’t worry, we’ll send them packing with a roar!