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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 9991 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).
We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!
