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No Bow Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of being told what you can’t do on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can draw whatever you want! Want to draw a chicken riding a pig with a top hat? Go for it! Want to draw a giant banana fighting a zombie? Absolutely! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense).

Join our server for the most ridiculous and outrageous drawing requests you’ll ever see. No bows, no clownfish, no AI, just pure, unadulterated creativity. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness a toddler making demands that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild and wacky time on our Minecraft server!

tfw remember when I bought bitcoin at… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Remember that time I built a house out of diamond blocks in Minecraft and then accidentally set it on fire with a misplaced lava bucket? Yeah, that was a rough day. But hey, that’s just the kind of chaos you can expect on our wild and wacky SMP server!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, daring expeditions to the Nether to hunt for rare loot, and of course, the occasional dance party at the village square. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually powered by a secret stash of enchanted redstone dust that grants wishes to anyone who finds it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s equal parts ridiculous and exhilarating, come join us on our SMP server. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. See you in the game!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Crafty Raikou’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Towns Built:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Oh man, Raikou from FGO is like the ultimate Minecraft player on our server! She’s always rocking the best diamond armor and slaying creepers left and right with her lightning powers. Plus, she’s got this crazy backstory about being a legendary warrior who was reincarnated as a Minecraft character to protect the server from evil mobs. So if you want to team up with a mythical beast and dominate the game, you gotta join our server ASAP!

Cozy Christmas Movie Nights Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like Hogwarts on steroids! Instead of casting boring old spells, you’ll be battling creepers with wands made out of diamond blocks. And forget about boring old potions, we’ve got potions that turn you into a chicken for 24 hours! So if you want a magical experience that will leave you saying “Expelliarmus” in your sleep, join us now!

Up in Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Towns Built:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears sunglasses and sips on a coconut drink while you try to defeat it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land riding a giant chicken and challenging players to epic build battles. Rumor has it, if you can beat Blocky Bob in a build-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party in the Nether where zombie pigmen bust out their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Cuddle At The Gym Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP and you too can have the chance to cuddle with mysterious creatures in the gym storeroom during lunch breaks! Yuuto is living his best life, and you can too! Who needs diamonds when you have gym storeroom cuddles? 😂🦄💎 #JoinUs #MinecraftMadness

Blocky Mahjong Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	269367	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the craziest block-filled party in town!

Join us for epic mahjong battles where you can show off your tile-matching skills and dominate the competition. Don’t worry if you’re new to the game, we have a tutorial that will have you stacking tiles like a pro in no time.

But that’s not all, we also host the most insane mahjong parties in all of yurop. Picture this: a summer camp in 2025 where players gather to play mahjong under the stars, it’s like Coachella but with more tiles.

And if you’re feeling festive, join us for our annual Christmas carol sing-along, where /mjg/ players belt out holiday tunes while strategically planning their next move.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a blocky adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures or stumble upon a secret diamond mine. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of blocks in Minecraft.

Ask My Fiancee Anything Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4954
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, pranks, and questionable decision-making. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more creepers and less hugs.

Need a reason to join? Well, our server is run by a llama who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. He spins the sickest beats while we mine for diamonds and try not to get blown up by our resident TNT enthusiast.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and guarded by a pack of rabid chickens. If you can survive the chicken onslaught, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can challenge our reigning champion, a pig named Sir Oinksalot, to a duel to the death. Just be warned, he’s undefeated and has a mean left hook.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, anything can happen on this server, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life!

Job College Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Are you tired of the real world grind? Do you dread the thought of working a 9-5 job for the rest of your life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to boring jobs and college debt. Instead, embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build your own empire in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination.

Who needs a job when you can be a master builder, a fearless warrior, or a cunning explorer? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to endless possibilities on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!