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I_Tried_To_Be_A_Normie Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	926649
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

> So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, living your best Minecraft life, when suddenly you stumble upon the most epic SMP you’ve ever seen. Like, we’re talking next level builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are as wild as they come.

> And get this – the only way to join is by following some secret celebrities on Instagram. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re talking A-listers, influencers, the whole shebang. But here’s the kicker – once you do, you’ll be granted access to a world of Minecraft madness like you’ve never seen before.

> But beware, my friend. This SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that if you don’t post enough pics of your epic builds or share your craziest Minecraft stories, you’ll be permanently suspended from the server. And trust me, you do NOT want to mess with the admins on this one.

So, are you ready to dive headfirst into the insanity? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember – don’t mess with Zuckerberg, or you might just find yourself permanently suspended from the fun.

BlockyBoobOpinions

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Potions Brewed:	158
Divine Spears Created:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	30	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we support self-expression and body positivity! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any judgment. Just like how this player’s wife is considering a breast reduction, you can make any changes you want to your Minecraft creations. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken with a top hat? Go for it! We encourage you to do what makes you happy, just like this player supports their wife’s decision.

But be warned, our server is so accepting and supportive that it might make you question your own decisions. Just like how this player’s wife doubted her surgery because of her husband’s neutral response, you might find yourself second-guessing your building choices. But fear not, we’re here to remind you to follow your heart and build whatever makes you smile.

So come join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might just find the courage to make some pixelated changes of your own. Remember, it’s all about having fun and embracing your unique style. See you in the virtual world!

HighSchoolGrad2MinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8389
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Farms Harvested:	619
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of the real world and ready to escape to a land of blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic builds, and unexpected alliances.

Picture this: you’re just a humble high school graduate looking for your next big adventure. You stumble upon our server and are immediately greeted by a talking llama who offers to show you around. Little did you know, this llama is actually a secret agent working for the infamous Ender Dragon, who is plotting to take over the server and needs your help to stop them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have a knack for causing chaos. One time, they stole all the diamonds from the local mine and built a giant statue of themselves in the town square. Who knows what they’ll do next?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you team up with a talking llama, thwart the plans of an evil dragon, and try to keep a group of rowdy villagers in check all in one day? It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

ColorCraft – Because it’s not just black and white!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a gray sheep? Well, look no further because our server is the rainbow unicorn of Minecraft servers!

Join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and even have a pet creeper that tells hilarious jokes (just make sure not to laugh too hard or it might explode)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Colorful Caves, where each cave is themed after a different color. Explore the Red Ruby Cave, the Blueberry Blast Cave, and even the Glittery Gold Cave where you can mine for treasure that’s shinier than a disco ball!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild wolves on a sugar rush!

CraftyChina Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

LOL OMG dis server is like the China of Minecraft servers, except instead of fake news we got fake blocks! Join us for the most epic trolling experience of your life, where you can trick your friends into thinking they’re building with diamond blocks when really it’s just dirt painted blue! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and only communicate through interpretive dance. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Hezblock Penetration: Nasrallah’s Demise

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Villages Defended:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Void Gems Collected:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the Nasrallah of all servers, deep like Israel’s penetration of Hezbollah (whatever that means). we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers twerkin’. u ain’t gonna find a server like this anywhere else, trust me. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u unlock the power to control time and space. so come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

RLFactions: The Lost Season where PVP is just a fancy way of saying ‘accidental teamkill’

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3736
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Votes:	4591
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Server Name	RLFactions
Season	Season 1
Website	Discord Server

Overview:

RLFactions season 1 offers a heavily modded factions server experience, combining elements of RLCraft survival challenges with strategic faction-based gameplay. Players can immerse themselves in a competitive environment where survival, building, and strategizing are crucial for success.

FAQ:

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: The server includes a variety of mods from RLCraft and other survival-focused mods to enhance gameplay.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is enabled to allow for faction warfare and competition among players.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, you can connect using the server IP provided and join the Discord server for updates and announcements.

Q: Are there specific rules for gameplay on the server?

A: Yes, there are specific rules outlined on the Discord server to ensure fair gameplay and to maintain a positive community environment.

Q: Can I play solo on the server or do I need to join a faction?

A: While playing solo is possible, joining a faction is recommended to enhance gameplay and participate in faction warfare.

Israels Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	5545	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, Israel has won! That’s right, we’ve created a world where the sheep are trained in combat, the pigs can fly, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug.

Join us for epic battles against giant matzah monsters, explore the mystical land of hummus caves, and even participate in the annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies do the thriller dance. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a chicken for 10 minutes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience a world where anything is possible, even Israel winning in Minecraft!

Goth Club Shooter Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing getting shot up is creepers and skeletons! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Ever wanted to see a goth club in Minecraft? Well, we’ve got one and it’s the hottest spot in town! But don’t worry, no one’s getting shot up here – just some friendly zombie dance parties.

Our server is like no other, with players who are as deranged as they are hilarious. You never know what kind of autist with a grudge against alternative people you’ll meet next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? See you in the game, where the only thing getting shot up is your arrow skills!

NostalgicGamer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Remember that game you used to play as a kid that you wish they would remake? Well, imagine if that game was Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and unleashed a horde of zombie pigmen upon them. It was chaos, but also kinda fun.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the nostalgia of your favorite childhood game, but with a hilarious twist. Trust me, you won’t regret it.