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Myth Punchline Minecraft Server

2024 game releases, Action-Adventure, black myth wukong, Chinese folklore, console gaming, delayed release, epic monkey game, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, highly anticipated, hype train, long tail tags, Minecraft, Myth, mythical creatures, Next Gen Graphics, PUNCHLINE, Server, video games, Wukong legend

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Potions Brewed:	157
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the epicness of Black Myth Wukong to life! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous monkeys who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They swing from tree to tree, crafting the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. And if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of them in action!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From ninja pandas to flying pigs, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter while exploring our world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Black Myth Wukong himself, ready to join forces with you on your epic adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft!

Crypto Lmao Minecraft SMP

altcoins, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Crypto, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, disbelief, ethereum, finance, financial literacy, humor, investing, lmao, market trends, Minecraft, not a fan, Opinions, skepticism, smp, Technology, Trading

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8164	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magic Items Found:	8264	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where the only currency is diamonds because who needs boring old crypto when you can have shiny gems instead?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP weapons and armor. Some say the Diamond Chicken is just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say TNT fist?). Join us and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to challenge the Creeper King and claim his explosive throne for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, diamonds are forever, but so are the laughs on our server!

StepSisWeddingPlanner Minecraft Server

family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family obligations., family relationships, Minecraft, prioritizing family, resentment towards stepsister, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, stepfamily issues, stepsister drama, StepSisWeddingPlanner, wedding date, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, wedding scheduling

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7624	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of catering to your stepsister’s every whim and having your life revolve around her schedule? Do you want to put your foot down and finally take control of your own events? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own world without worrying about accommodating anyone else!

We understand the struggles of dealing with family drama, so on our server, you can escape all that and focus on having a good time. No more waiting for your stepsister to join in on the fun – it’s all about YOU now!

Just like how you stood your ground with your mom, stand your ground in our Minecraft world and show everyone that you’re the boss. And hey, if your mom tries to interfere, just block her like you block those annoying creepers in the game.

So come join us on our server and let’s build a world where you call the shots – because who needs stepsisters when you have diamonds to mine and castles to build, am I right? Let’s show them who’s really in charge!

ClaimCraft: No Fam Payouts

aita, Blame, ClaimCraft, disagreement, fair, Falling, fam, family member, Harsh, hidden step, homeowners insurance, hurt feelings, insurance claim, judgmental, medical bills, negligence, pain and suffering, Payouts, property flaw, property inspection, stranger’s property, yard sale

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5642
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner drama llama? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of settling disputes in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine this: you stumble upon a fellow player’s property and accidentally break a bone. Instead of apologizing and moving on, you decide to sue them for negligence. But wait, there’s more! Get ready to argue with your family members about the morality of your actions and threaten to hurt their feelings if they don’t agree with you.

Join us for a wild ride of drama, lawsuits, and family feuds – all in the world of Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

GrownUpGripesMC

abhorrence, Adulthood, adulthood struggles, adulting, aging, Challenges, changes, detest, disapproval, disdain, dislike, Frustrations, getting older, growing up, GrownUpGripesMC, Hating;, Life, Loathing, Maturity, Resentment, responsibilities

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Zombie Dances:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchantments Applied:	107	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the carefree days of your childhood? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to boring grown-up stuff like bills and taxes.

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Our community is filled with fellow adults who refuse to let go of their inner child, so you’ll fit right in.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and every block is a dance floor. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild. Who needs adulthood when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, chief, China, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, intervention, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Support, Ukraine, War, world affairs

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ores Mined:	3415	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns giving out diamonds. like, seriously, it’s a whole new level of awesomeness.

if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero, fighting off evil mobs with your super cool powers. and, like, the best part is, you can ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s dream come true. you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it.

UkraineCraft: Save Biden Bucks!

aid deadline, AID PACKAGE, aid reduction, biden, Biden administration, Bucks, budget cuts, budget management, DEADLINE, diplomatic relations, economic support, financial assistance, financial negotiations, Financial Planning, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, funding allocation, government spending, international relations, political decisions, Save, save money, Ukraine aid, UkraineCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Animals Bred:	50
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magic Items Found:	7600	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we save billions of dollars in Ukraine aid cuz why not lol. the biden admin is all about that minecraft grind, building houses and fighting creepers to save money for the country. join us for a wild ride of budget cuts and blocky adventures. who needs real world problems when you can just play minecraft all day amirite? let’s goooooooo!

Pixel Princesses vs Block Bros

bias in feedback, BLOCK, bros, critical feedback, diversity and inclusion, feedback behavior, feedback providers, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, inflated evaluations, performance evaluations, PIXEL, prejudice, Princesses, professional development, social pressure, unconscious bias, WOMEN IN THE WORKPLACE, workplace behavior, workplace culture, workplace dynamics

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	New Chunks Explored:	486564
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1768	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and diamonds raining from the sky. plus, we have a secret club where only the coolest players can hang out and trade rare items.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by ghost creepers who leave behind diamond blocks instead of exploding? it’s like, totally spooky but also super awesome.

also, rumor has it that if you build a house out of enchanted golden apples, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and endless treasure.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, mmg, Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

MMG, also known as Maybach Music Group, is a record label founded by rapper Rick Ross in 2009. The label has signed artists such as Wale, Meek Mill, and French Montana, and is known for their luxurious and lavish style of rap music. MMG has released numerous successful albums and singles, and has become a prominent figure in the hip-hop industry.

Bronsin City

back, citizen, city, Economy, Facilities, fugitive, Mayor, Officers, Prison, PvP, respected, Roleplay, Save, society, Top, Towny, unique concept, Vanilla, Working

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Thanks for taking the time to drop by and read this. This server is a unique concept, so I do suggest reading this info! We are a city. You live in the city and your objective is based around working your way to the top of society. PvP is enabled is some parts of the city, so watch your back. The Officers can’t always save you. By using the city’s facilities that the Mayor has kindly donated you can work your way from a lowly fugitive, who has just escaped prison, to a well-known and respected Citizen.

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