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SMPleeeaseFillMyDMsWithLoliAndShotaHentaiMinecraftSMP

bater punheta, Brasileiro, cuck, Discord, DMs, dumb, dumbfurryloser, expose, feioso, fill, hentai, imbecil, leitao, Loli, mandam no discord, oink, Oink oink, punheta, shota, SMPleeeaseFillMyDMsWithLoliAndShotaHentaiMinecraftSMP, stupid

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8898
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Votes:	3860

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the wildest, craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground loli and shota hentai trading ring that will blow your mind! And if that’s not enough, our players love to expose themselves for anyone who wants it – talk about dedication to the game!

But wait, there’s more! Our Brazilian player base is always ready to show off their punheta skills and follow any crazy orders given on Discord. It’s like a wild party that never stops!

So come join us on Discord at dumbfurryloser_ and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember, things can get a little…weird. Oink oink!

SnowflakeCraft Minecraft Server

aita, American, American friend, Bitch, disgrace, English, essay, family, fed up, first language, half Italian, half Viet, ignoring, jokes, lashing out, library, mad, Minecraft, Server, SnowflakeCraft, studying, Vietnamese, White

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of friends constantly roasting you for being “white”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world drama by building your dream world with blocks. No more feeling like a disgrace to your family – here, you’re the master builder of your own destiny!

Vent your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment, where no one will judge you for not knowing Vietnamese or any other language. Let your creativity shine brighter than your friend’s jokes about your whiteness. And hey, if you need to let off some steam, just build a TNT cannon and blow up some creepers – it’s therapeutic, we promise!

So come join us on our server, where the only language you need to know is Minecraft. Leave the drama at the door and let the blocks do the talking. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures together and forget about those pesky real-life problems. See you in the Minecraft world, where you can be whoever you want to be – no judgments, just fun!

ShowerFirstOrBust

apartment, bathroom, CAR, Communication, dialogue, diet, emergency, Food, Friends, Frustrated, impolite, lack of manners, Manners, mealtime, peepee, periods, Rent, rent payment, roommate etiquette, shower, ShowerFirstOrBust

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65
Runes Activated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Towns Built:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Votes:	746
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where bathroom etiquette is a top priority? Look no further! Join our server where we offer virtual bathrooms for all your emergency needs. No more waiting 45 minutes for someone to finish their business, because on our server, everyone gets a turn!

We understand the importance of sharing vital resources, just like offering the bathroom before it’s locked for a long time. Our server promotes good manners and consideration for others, just like how our mom’s poop smells A LOT, so she offers everyone to pee/brush their teeth before she stinks the place up.

Join us for a unique gaming experience where bathroom monopolization is a thing of the past. Don’t be stuck with an emergency, join our server and never worry about bathroom etiquette again!

MovieTwistMinecraftSMP

Cinema, Climax, ending, film, Finale, jaw-dropping, Movie, movie climax, movie ending, movie twist, MovieTwistMinecraftSMP, plot twist, shock, Shocking.., Surprise, surprise ending, Twist, twist ending, unexpected, unexpected ending, Unpredictable

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too many times).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs comes through your tunnel, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. Last week, we had a massive PvP battle where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it, one player even rode into battle on a giant chicken!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and hilarious as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and surprises waiting for you on our server. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Block Breakup Blunders

BLOCK, Blunders, Breakup

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you get over that heartbreak in the most epic way possible!

Join our server and let the power of pixelated blocks heal your broken heart. Build a fortress so strong that not even your ex’s apologies can break through. Dig deep into the earth and find treasures that will make you forget all about that jerk who broke your heart.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of love experts who will give you the best advice on how to move on and find someone even better. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world full of possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let Minecraft be your rebound relationship. Who knows, you might even find love in a creeper!

BradleyCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, BradleyCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, firepower, FOREIGN AID, legend, Military, military assistance, military capabilities, military equipment, military intervention, military support, military technology, Minecraft, Old US Bradleys, Server, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, US army, War, weapons

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3750
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Votes:	5443
Dimension Hops:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a wild ride through a land of craziness and epicness, ya feel me?

So, get this, right? We got these old US Bradleys in Ukraine, and they’re like becoming LEGENDS, bro! It’s like they’re coming to life and wreaking havoc on all the noobs in the server. It’s insane, man!

When you join this server, you’ll be like a warrior in a battle for survival. You’ll be slaying dragons, building epic castles, and making alliances with other players. It’s like a freakin’ movie, dude!

And let me tell ya, when you finally get your hands on the weapons you need, you’ll be unstoppable. You’ll be like a god among mortals, raining down destruction on anyone who dares to challenge you.

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this Minecraft server now and show the world what you’re made of! Let’s do this!

Blocky Banned Babes: No Voices, No Faces!

Afghanistan, Babes, banned, bare faces, blocky, faces, female rights, gender discrimination, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, restrictive laws, Taliban, Taliban control, Taliban laws, Taliban oppression, Taliban restrictions, VOICES, women’s autonomy, women’s empowerment, women’s freedom, women’s oppression, women’s representation, women’s visibility, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	373	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Secret Passages Found:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but for gamers, except we don’t ban women’s voices or bare faces, we ban boring players and ugly builds!

We got dragons flying around, shooting rainbow lasers out of their butts, and if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a giant taco and squash all your enemies!

Plus, our community is so lit, we have weekly dance parties in the virtual disco club and every full moon, we sacrifice a creeper to the pixelated gods for good luck.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers and makes no sense at all!

LoveCraftedBrains

brain activity, brain activity patterns, brain mapping, brain regions, brain scans, brain stimulation, Cerebral Cortex, cognitive functions, cognitive psychology, emotional response, fMRI, functional magnetic resonance imaging, love, LoveCraftedBrains, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, research, types of love

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Potions Brewed:	58	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so like, u ever wonder what luv looks like in ur brain? well, on our epic minecraft server, we got scientists using fancy machines to see where ur brain lights up when u think about luv. it’s like a rave party in ur head, dude! join us and unlock the mysteries of luv in the most lit way possible. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour for those who can show us their brain’s luv vibes. come on, join us and let’s get funky with luv in minecraft!

Flare SMP: Where the vanilla is semi, the whitelist is tight, and the shenanigans are full-on!

Community, Cosmetics, decorations, Discord, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, fullon, germany, GSit, International, long term, Mature, MCMMO, mmorpg, Pets, Protection, Semi, Semi Vanilla, Shenanigans, smp, Summer event, Survival, tight, Vanilla, Whitelist, wow

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Divine Spears Created:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

About Us
Founded on: April 14, 2023
Features: Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations
Primary Language: English
Server Leadership: International, with German players

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes your server different from Vanilla Minecraft?	Our server offers additional features like Dynmap, Bolt for protection, mcMMO for skill leveling, GSit for unique sitting options, FlareDeathMessages for custom death messages, Pets for cosmetic companions, and more.
Is the server active and long-term?	Yes, the server is a long-term project with no planned end, aiming to provide players with a relaxed semi-vanilla experience.
What is the primary language spoken on the server?	The primary language is English, but there are also German players within the community.
Are there any upcoming events or updates?	Yes, a summer event with new content and rewards is soon to start. Additionally, a new server called “Flare Adventures” is in development for a classic MMORPG experience.

WarCraftJewels Minecraft Server

antisemitism, Conflict, conspiracy theories, cultural tensions, discrimination, extremism, Genocide, Global Issues, History, Holocaust, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, persecution, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, Religion, Server, Stereotypes, violence, WarCraftJewels, Wars

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6192
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to find out the answer to life’s most pressing questions like “Why do Jews constantly cause wars?”

Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers where players can uncover ancient mysteries and conspiracy theories. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find the lost city of Atlantis and uncover the true origins of the Illuminati.

But that’s not all! We have epic PvP battles where players can fight to the death using enchanted diamond swords and magical potions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why Jews constantly cause wars (spoiler alert: it’s probably because they’re secretly controlling the world with their mind-bending powers).