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MetaSurvivalCraft

adaptation, biology, Environment, Evolution, FITNESS, genetic traits, genetics, human biology, human evolution, human physiology, hunter-gatherer lifestyle, metabolism, MetaSurvivalCraft, natural environment, natural selection, physical traits, slow metabolism, Survival, survival skills, Wild, Wilderness

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Villages Defended:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

So, like, imagine this server where, like, if you have a slow metabolism you can, like, totally dominate the game! Like, you won’t even need to eat as much food as the others, so you can spend more time building epic structures and exploring the world. It’s like a superpower, dude!

Join our server and become the ultimate survival expert with your super slow metabolism. You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you effortlessly conquer the wilderness and show off your amazing builds. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover secret hidden powers that only slow metabolizers possess. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what crazy adventures await!

FibroBlasted: Ageless SkellyCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Villages Defended:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own cytoskeleton out of blocks! we got young and aged dermal fibroblasts running around, comparing their proteomics and secretomics like it’s a dang science fair. who needs redstone contraptions when u can study the aging process of skin cells while fighting off creepers? come join the fun and see if u can outbuild the cytoskeleton master!

Dumpster Fire Season 2: The Hot Mess Express

Adventure, application, Builders, Community, Currency, DETECTION, Dumpster, express, Fire, friendship, hot, location, maintenance, Mess, Perks, Playstyle, Plugins, Positive, Prevention, Ranking, rules, Season, Shop, Skills, smp, Survival, Unique, Warp

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Votes:	2505	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

CampCraft – Season 2 Overview

Server Description
Welcome to CampCraft – Season 2! We have just launched our second season with a map refresh. Join our 18+ Whitelisted SMP server where the possibilities are boundless. Enjoy an epic journey with a vibrant community of players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without being whitelisted?	No, this is a Whitelisted server. Please fill out the application form provided to be whitelisted.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to join CampCraft.
Are there any fees to play on this server?	No, the server will never ask for any money from players. There are no donation requests or selling of ranks.
What kind of plugins does the server have?	The server has plugins such as AuctionHouse, BlueMap, Essentialx, GriefPrevention, Jobs, McMMO, PlayerWarps, QuickShop, WildRTP, along with additional mods for maintenance and cheat detection.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules include being nice, no harassment or bigotry, no cheating, no griefing/stealing, obtaining consent for building near others, and more. Please refer to the complete rule list provided.

Application Form

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Blocky Brawlers Minecraft Server

blocky, brawlers, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchantments Applied:	222	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of Reddit trannies banning you for speaking the truth about vaccine side effects? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all conspiracy theorists and banana lovers alike! Join us as we uncover the shocking truth behind the vaccine side effect that turns you into a banana-hating mutant. Who needs journos when you have us to make a movie about this epic saga? So come on, join our server and let’s peel back the layers of this fruity mystery together!

SMPBritCraft – The British Invasion of Minecraft SMP

Brit, British, chebs, fucking, fucking lovely, fucking massive, Invasion, long tail tags: ones, Lovely, Massive, Minecraft, onesedish, sedish, smp, SMPBritCraft, too

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1620
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their puny little chebs? Well, look no further, because our server has CHEBS. And not just any chebs, we’re talking MASSIVE, LOVELY chebs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chebslovely Chebs, rumored to grant you incredible powers if you can find them. Some say they hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, while others believe they’re just really nice to look at. Either way, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to uncover their mysteries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a perfect combination of ridiculousness and pure, unadulterated chebs? Trust us, once you experience the magic of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular old Minecraft server again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chebs guide you to greatness!

EstateSplit Minecraft Server

access to funds, Communication Issues, estate distribution, estate money, Estate Planning, EstateSplit, family trust, financial dispute, financial responsibility, Financial Security, financial transparency, future planning, Inheritance, legal rights, Minecraft, money management, personal bank account, Server, sibling relationships, Siblings, tax concerns, trust issues, Will

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7237
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and family feuds over money? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister hoarding your inheritance money until 2025. Instead, you can earn virtual riches by mining diamonds and trading with other players. Plus, if something happens to your in-game character, you can always respawn and try again!

So why wait for your real-life inheritance when you can start amassing wealth and power in our Minecraft world today? Join us and leave all your family drama behind!

BoyfriendBluesMC

boyfriend expectations, boyfriend troubles, BoyfriendBluesMC, communication problems, emotional stress, feeling frustrated, feeling guilty, feeling misunderstood, feeling neglected, feeling overwhelmed, feeling pressured, ignoring calls, long-distance relationship, not answering calls, phone etiquette, relationship challenges, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, school stress, Time management

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	2091

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where communication is key – just like in this long distance relationship drama! Join us and experience the thrill of trying to connect with someone who always seems to be one step ahead of you. Will you be able to answer the call in time, or will you be left feeling like you’re the problem? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

MeatLoverMinecraft SMP

bacon, barbecue, Beef, carnivore, chicken, duck, favorite meat, grilled meat, Lamb, meat dishes, meat lovers, MeatLoverMinecraft, Pork, protein, Rabbit, ribs, SAUSAGE, smp, steak, turkey, veal, venison

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can feast on is virtual bread and pork chops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole buffet of meats for you to choose from! From chicken wings that make you fly to beef that gives you super strength, we’ve got it all!

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP where the animals are not only friendly but also delicious! Who needs to farm for wheat when you can just hunt down a herd of bacon cows? And don’t even get me started on the legendary golden steak that grants you invincibility for 10 minutes!

So come on down to our server and sink your teeth into some juicy, mouth-watering meats. Just be careful not to anger the vegetarian players or they might unleash their tofu army on you!

SkinnyCraft: Lost & Found

determination, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, healthy living, lifestyle change, LOSE WEIGHT, Lost, motivation, perseverance, self-discipline, SkinnyCraft, success story, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight loss motivation, weight loss success, weight loss tips, weight loss transformation, wellness

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Magic Items Found:	2406	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of trying every diet and exercise plan under the sun with no results? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Our players have reported losing up to 50 pounds in a week from all the intense clicking and keyboard smashing. So say goodbye to boring gym routines and hello to virtual weight loss on our server!

KharkivHavocCraft

airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilians, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, glide bombs, injured, international news, Kharkiv, KharkivHavocCraft, Military Action, russia, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up cities like russia with 5 glide bombs!!! we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and take down your enemies like a boss. don’t worry, no real people get hurt, just virtual explosions and chaos! join now for the most intense minecraft experience of your life, trust us, you won’t regret it!