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BombCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft delays, airport damage, airport incident, aviation disruption, bomb explosion, BombCraft, emergency response, explosive device, Flight Cancellations, historical damage, historical destruction, historical event, Japan, military conflict, military history, Minecraft, runway closure, Server, U.S. Military, war aftermath, wartime damage, wartime impact, world war II

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Towns Built:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! A bomb dropped by the U.S. in World War II explodes at the airport in Japan. And you’re like, “WTF, how did that even happen in Minecraft?!”

But wait, there’s more! The explosion causes runway damage and cancels 80 flights. Like, can you even imagine the chaos on this server? It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

So, if you’re looking for some crazy, chaotic, and totally unpredictable Minecraft action, then you gotta join this server. Who knows what insane events will happen next? Maybe a giant zombie apocalypse or a dragon attack or something. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So come on, join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4308	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	360	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Potions Brewed:	144
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Love Letters Sent:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Enchantments Applied:	249
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	New Chunks Explored:	597300

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

Adventure, Architecture, art, beauty, continent, culture, Diversity, EuroCraft, Europe, Experience, Exploration, Food, heritage, History, landmarks, Lifestyle, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, tradition, travel, vacation

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	866	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Creeper Crush!

bittersweet, creeper, Crush, emotional, Experience, first love, HEARTBREAK, high school romance, infatuation, Innocence, Memories, Naive, Nostalgia, past, puppy love, relationship, Romantic, sentimental, teenage romance, unforgettable, young love

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.