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CloudyCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Eclipse Enthusiasts!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2112	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

> Our Minecraft server is so lit, even the sun itself couldn’t handle it and had to cancel the eclipse because our gameplay was just too fire. Join us and witness the ultimate power of our virtual world, where even the sky bows down to our awesomeness. Don’t miss out on being a part of this epic saga – the legends of our server will be sung for centuries to come!

WestBankWarriors Minecraft Server

Backlash, Condemnation, Conflict, extremism, international relations, Israeli leaders, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, occupation, Palestinian, Politics, protest, rare, Server, Settlements, Settler rampage, Tension, Unrest, violence, West Bank, WestBankWarriors

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3666
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where settlers go on wild rampages in the west bank and even the israeli leaders are like “woah dude, not cool”. we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers who only speak in emojis. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the chaos!

CraftyCaracasRevolt

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Runes Activated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Crops Grown:	7419
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

come join our minecraft server cuz we got venezuelans in caracas fighting for their rights and stuff but in minecraft form lol. u can be part of the epic battle for democracy and build ur own virtual protest signs. also, there’s a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the evil dictators trying to shut down the server. plus, we have a pet llama named juanito who will guide u through the treacherous terrain. so come on, join us and be a part of the revolution…minecraft style!

BlackHoleCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like jumping into a black hole of fun? Well, this server is the absolute opposite of a black hole because it’s gonna suck you in with its awesomeness!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting laser beams out of their eyes while riding on rainbow-colored unicorns. And that’s just the beginning!

We’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti and meatballs, and the winner gets to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.

So come join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few brain cells)!

Vanilla so good it’s almost chocolate. No land claims, no whitelisting, pure survival fun! Join now!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

BetterVanillaMC Server Information:

IP	play.cozycraving.com
Server	play.cozycraving.com
Discord	BetterVanillaMC
Map	Map

We are looking for new great community members to join! A once popular server that has grown quiet, we are looking to recruit a fresh new crop of amazing players.

About BetterVanillaMC:

Started January 20th, 2024, we are a relatively new server with lots of fresh new land. We keep gameplay as vanilla as possible with no-items-spawned and diamond currency. There are no land claims or protections, however, we use CoreProtect to undo any grief or looting that occurs so you can be sure your stuff is safe!!

Our server includes a 10,000 x 10,000 world map that will NEVER be reset and expand overtime!

Features:

Grief & Looting Protection WITHOUT land claims using CoreProtect
A diamond economy with a diamond to dollars conversion
Player Shops – buy and sell in the player-made shopping district near spawn
Simple VC – proximity voice chat for you and your friends
BlueMap – see your creations from a ‘Google Earth’ perspective

Please be sure to join our Discord Server.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have protections in place to prevent griefing and looting.
Are there land claims available?	No, we do not have land claims on the server.
Can I buy and sell items in the player shops?	Yes, you can buy and sell items in the player-made shopping district near spawn.
Is voice chat available on the server?	Yes, we have proximity voice chat for you and your friends to use.
How can I see my creations on the map?	You can use BlueMap to see your creations from a ‘Google Earth’ perspective.

BlockyBrits Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Emeralds Found:	4903
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with dancing llamas, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hidden treasure chest that holds the recipe for the ultimate potion of silliness.

So why wait? Click that link and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to laugh until your diamond armor falls off!

AEW’s Value in Minecraft SMP: The Wrestling Block Dynasty

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Towns Built:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Go for it! Want to build a giant toilet made out of diamond blocks? Why not! Our server is all about letting your creativity run wild and having a blast while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that AEW has secretly been hosting their pay-per-view events on our server, and if you join now, you might just catch a glimpse of Chris Jericho building a wrestling ring out of obsidian blocks. And if that wasn’t enough, we’ve also got Ring of Honor wrestlers dropping in to challenge players to epic PvP battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so action-packed?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

ExGirlfriendTaxEvaderMC

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	4716	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Villages Defended:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s Tinder profile? Look no further! Join our server where we break up friendships faster than you can say “block this player.”

Our server is perfect for players who love a good eviction story – we have players who haven’t paid rent in years and still expect to be treated like royalty. But don’t worry, we’ll kick them out faster than you can say “creeper.”

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs a job when you can mine for diamonds all day? And remember, when it comes to exes and evictions, enough is never enough on our server!

CraftyLoveDating

Commitment, Communication, compatibility, CraftyLoveDating, DATING, dating apps, emotional baggage, Expectations, ghosting, long distance, mental health, modern dating, online dating, Pandemic Dating, rejection, relationships, self esteem, societal pressures, Timing, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Void Armor Forged:	19

Tired of swiping left and right with no luck in the dating world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Why waste time on dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Who needs a romantic dinner when you can build a pixelated castle together and ride off into the sunset on a virtual horse? Join our server and let love bloom in the most unexpected of places – a blocky world filled with endless possibilities and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your player two in this pixelated paradise!

SyeimCraft: Bridge Boom!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian air force destroys bridges for fun! build ur own bridge and watch as it gets obliterated by flying planes! it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft! plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from the air raids and plan your revenge. join now for the most intense and chaotic gameplay experience ever!

Earth²Craft

Alternate Realities, Alternate timelines, cosmic existence, cosmic possibilities, Earth²Craft, identical Earth, identical parallel Earth, identical people, identical universe, infinite possibilities, infinite universe, Multiverse, multiverse theory, parallel dimensions, parallel existence, parallel universes, parallel worlds, Quantum Mechanics, science fiction, theoretical physics, Universe

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

so like, imagine if there was a minecraft server where you could like, travel to different universes and find a version of yourself in each one. like, there could be a universe where you’re a potato or a universe where you’re a superhero.

join our server and explore the infinite possibilities of the multiverse. maybe you’ll find a universe where pigs can fly or where diamonds grow on trees. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover!

plus, our server has the best parties in all the universes. we’re talking giant blocky dance floors, fireworks shooting off in every direction, and unlimited cake. you won’t want to miss out on the wildest parties this side of the nether.

so come on down to our server and see what kind of wacky adventures await you in the multiverse. who knows, you might even run into a version of yourself who’s a professional llama herder or a pirate with a parrot made out of redstone. the possibilities are endless, just like the universes themselves.