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BlockyBabesGoneWild

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have normalized building giant statues of…well, let’s just say they’re not your typical Minecraft creations. Join us if you want to see phallic monuments towering over the landscape, because why build a castle when you can build a…well, you get the idea.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Nether Strip Club,” where zombie pigmen put on a show that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft mobs.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of questionable builds and unforgettable experiences. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server.

CraftyPutin’sMinecraftServer

aggression, Attack, Budget, Conflict, CraftyPutinsMinecraftServer, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, Invasion, Military, Military Action, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, sanctions, SPENDING, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2448
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4918	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where putin has spent more than £1bn attacking ukraine this week alone!! 🤯🤯🤯

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player on our server built a giant statue of putin out of diamonds and gold, and guess what? putin himself logged on and declared it the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen. he even gave the player a virtual high five! 🙌

but that’s not all! our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in minecraft. from flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a virtual high five from putin too! 😉🎉

TalibanTakedownMC

Afghan conflict, Afghan culture, Afghan society, Afghan traditions, Afghanistan, combat competitions, Combat sports, cultural clashes, extreme fighting, Martial Arts, MMA, MMA events, MMA fighters, sports in Afghanistan, Taliban, Taliban beliefs, Taliban restrictions, Taliban rule, TalibanTakedownMC, violence, violence in sports

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Farms Harvested:	451

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha cha slide. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they be throwin’ the wildest raves in their little huts.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doin’ the Macarena with a bunch of zombies.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary treasure hunt? Rumor has it that if you find the golden pickaxe hidden in the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all the creepers into fluffy bunnies.

So what are you waitin’ for? Join this server now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and steal all the cake!

CarFlyingCraft

air travel, CarFlyingCraft, cars, Concept, FANTASY, flying, futuristic, humans, hypothetical, imagination, innovation, Mechanics, physical contact, PHYSICS., science fiction, speculation, surreal, Technology, theory, touching, Transportation

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Void Gems Collected:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

lol ok so like imagine this: u join our epic minecraft server and u find out that humans are not technically touching, so that means cars must technically be flying. like what even is that logic? but on our server, anything is possible, even cars flying around like magic carpets. join us for the most mind-blowing and hilarious minecraft experience ever. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where llamas are the DJs and creepers are the bouncers. trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

PulseCraft: No Premature Blocks

attention regulation, blocks, cardiovascular health, ejaculation control, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, heart rate, high intensity interval training, interval training, mens health, performance anxiety, Physical fitness, Premature, premature ejaculation, pulsecraft, sex, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, Stamina, Symptoms

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

hey u! r u tired of cummin too soon in minecraft? well, do i have the server for u! our high-intensity interval training will help u last longer in bed… i mean, in the game! men with better attention regulation and those with larger increases in heart rate after sex… i mean, after mining, tend to have fewer premature ejaculation symptoms… i mean, respawning too quickly! so come join us and last longer in the game… i mean, in bed… i mean, in minecraft!

LesbianBFFSavesMe Minecraft Server

BFF, Communication, Connection, Emotional healing, empowerment, friendship, Lesbian, LesbianBFFSavesMe, LGBTQ, manifestation, MANIFESTING, Minecraft, personal growth, reisen inaba, save me, Self Discovery, Server, Support, talk about feelings, Trust, udonge, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3568
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8153	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you dream of finding your lesbian BFF who will not only save you from creepers but also force you to talk about your feelings? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with your ultimate BFF and conquer the pixelated world together!

Imagine exploring the mines with your new bestie, discussing the latest drama in the virtual village, and building the most fabulous rainbow castle anyone has ever seen. With our Resein Inaba Udonge Edition, the possibilities are endless and the adventures are guaranteed to be wild!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the lesbian BFF bonding begin! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden emotions along the way.

GuessMySMPNameAndIllGiveYou50Dollars

50 dollars, cash prize, challenge, Competition, Currency, Game, give, guess, Guessing, guessing challenge, guessing contest, guessing game, guessing game prize, guessing game reward, GuessMySMPNameAndIllGiveYou50Dollars, liberia, Liberian, MONEY, Prize, REWARD, WIN

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special guessing game where if you guess correctly, we’ll give you 50 Liberian dollars! That’s right, you could be rolling in the dough just by playing Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful, they could take down the Ender Dragon with one peck. Join our server and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge the Chicken King for his throne (and his chicken army)!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even discover some hidden treasures while you’re at it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

StepDadDramaCraft

blended family, Communication, Divorce, divorce preparation, emotional impact, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family unity, Honesty, hurt feelings, lying.., marriage counseling, Parental Pressure, sibling bond, sibling relationships, stepdad, StepDadDramaCraft, stepfamily, stepsister, Support

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Love Letters Sent:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Towns Built:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of family drama and awkward conversations about divorce? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where you don’t have to pretend to be someone’s sibling just to keep the peace.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family with players who actually want to be your friend, not just because they’re pressured by their stepdad. No more awkward promises to pretend to be someone’s brother or sister – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs a fake sibling when you have a whole community of players ready to have a blast with you? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – without any forced family ties holding us back!

LuckySurvivor Minecraft SMP

brush with death, close call, Grateful, guardian angel, heart-stopping, life changing, life or death, life saver, life saving, life-altering, life-threatening, LuckySurvivor, memorable experience, Minecraft, MIRACULOUS, miraculous escape, near-death, saved life, second chance, smp, Survival, thankful, unforgettable

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Have you ever been saved from a creeper explosion by a pack of wild wolves? Or maybe you narrowly escaped falling into a pit of lava thanks to a perfectly timed ender pearl throw? Well, if you’re looking for more heart-pounding, life-saving moments like these, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From epic battles with the Ender Dragon to hilarious pranks pulled on unsuspecting players, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our community of players is like no other. We are a tight-knit group of friends who are always there to support each other, whether it’s helping to rebuild a griefed base or sharing tips on how to survive the night. Plus, we have the best virtual parties with fireworks, cake, and even a virtual disco dance floor!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a few near-death experiences, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just walk away with a story that will save your life one day!

CraftyLifeChanger

CraftyLifeChanger, crucial choice, decision that altered my path, decision that changed everything, decision that shaped my life, defining moment, impactful choice, impactful moment, important decision, key decision, life-altering choice, life-changing choice, life-changing decision, life-changing moment, moment of change, pivotal decision, significant decision, small choice, transformative choice, transformative decision, turning point

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Potions Brewed:	56	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	484
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Have you ever accidentally punched a chicken in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself embroiled in an epic quest to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way. Who knew that one small choice could lead to such epic adventures? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!