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BounceCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Divine Spears Created:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magic Items Found:	4800	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make your dick fall asleep? Well, look no further because our server will make your dick bounce like never before! Join us for the wildest ride of your life as you explore a world filled with flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will leave you screaming, “HOLY SHIT MY DICK!” Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your dick too)!

TehranTNTCraft

Assassination, assassins, Bomb, Conflict, Explosives, extremism, Gift Article, Guesthouse, Hamas Leader, international news, investigation, iran, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, Months Ago, political violence, SECURITY, Smuggled, Tehran, TehranTNTCraft, Terrorism

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

so, like, imagine this: you log into this crazy minecraft server and BAM! you’re in the middle of a wild adventure. we got explosions, we got secret missions, we even got a story about a bomb smuggled into a guesthouse that killed a Hamas leader. like, what even is that?! but hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

join us for the most epic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever experienced. we promise you won’t be bored, and who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some hidden secrets along the way. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories together.

remember, on this server, anything can happen. so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life. see you there, adventurer!

WhaleCraft: No Inbreeding Here!

Biodiversity, conservation, conservation biology, conservation genetics, endangered right whales, Endangered species, genetic analysis, genetic diversity, genetic study, genetics, inbreeding, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine mammals, Population, research, species, study, whale conservation, WhaleCraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Void Gems Collected:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where we got right whales mating like crazy and making some bomb-ass baby whales. our server is like a freakin’ love boat for these endangered whales, we got them hooking up left and right. you wanna see some whale romance? come join us and witness the magic of inbreeding among these majestic creatures. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be swimming in diamonds and emeralds in no time. so what are you waiting for? come join the party and let’s get this whale breeding extravaganza started!

Freshly Sharpened Swords: MINEWARD – No Hide and Seek here! – CLASSIC RPG with QUESTS+DUNGEONS

bedrock, Bosses, cave expeditions, classic, Discord, Dungeons, Eula, freshly, grind, Hide, Items, java, jewel finding, leviathan hunting, Minecraft, Mineward, mobs, non-p2w, passion project, PvE, Quests, QUESTSDUNGEONS, RPG, Seek, Server, Sharpened, Swords, tombs

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp
IP Address	mineward.us.to (1.19.4-1.21) (JAVA+BEDROCK)

Overview

Bosses, tombs, grind, the usual.
Content branches of cave expeditions, leviathan hunting, jewel finding and similar!
Custom mobs and items, of course. (No models though).
Random stuff for fun.
Server is EULA compliant and non-P2W. It’s a passion project!

FAQ

Is the server pay-to-win?

No, the server is EULA compliant and non-P2W.

What kind of content can I expect on the server?

You can expect bosses, tombs, grind, and various content branches like cave expeditions, leviathan hunting, and jewel finding.

Are there custom mobs and items on the server?

Yes, there are custom mobs and items, but no custom models.

Is the server Java and Bedrock compatible?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions (1.19.4-1.21).

Where can I join the server’s Discord?

You can join the server’s Discord using this invite link: https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

Vincent’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, BBC, BBC bulls, black men, blocky, chastity device, cuck, cuckold, cuckold lifestyle, Cum, fetish, gangbanged, interracial, Jase Clifford, love juices, Minecraft, Orgy, Server, sex position, sissy, snowball kissed, snowball kissing, Vincent The Cuck, Vincents, well-endowed

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2887
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Hey there, I’m Vincent The Cuck and I’ve got a wild Minecraft server you need to join! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in the land of blocky adventures, I built a castle where all my cuckolding fantasies came to life. Picture this: giant statues of well-endowed black men, my GF bringing them home for a good time, and me, in a chastity device, watching it all go down.

But that’s not all! We have special events like the Gangbang Gala, where six BBC bulls join in for an orgy that will blow your mind (and other things). And the best part? Snowball kisses with cum-filled mouths! It’s a party you won’t forget.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my cuckolding lifestyle, join us now! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of me dildoing my freaky sissy ass in the restroom. It’s a sight to behold, trust me. See you there!

CraftyCrafterMC SMP – The SMP where we test if crafting tables actually work

Crafting, CraftyCrafterMC, smp, Tables, test, work

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to ride a pig into battle? Go for it! Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Why not!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cactus Queen, a villainous player who roams the land in search of unsuspecting noobs to prank. Will you be able to outwit her and claim the title of Prankster Supreme?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

StepsonSassCraft

blended family, Boundaries, brother, co parenting, Communication, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, family unity, in-laws, MIL, parenting, relationships, Respect, Son, step-parenting, stepmom, stepson, stepson boundaries, StepsonSassCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will make your head spin.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through complex relationships and boundaries? Look no further! Our server is filled with MILs who just can’t seem to let go of the fact that you’re not Devon’s mom, but a bonus in his life. Will you stand up to the MIL and assert your role as a stepmom, or will you let her dictate how you refer to your stepson?

But wait, there’s more! We also have therapy sessions available for when things get too heated between you and Devon. Work through your issues and come out stronger on the other side. Plus, with a new baby in the mix, you’ll have to navigate even more family drama and expectations. Will you call both boys your sons, or will you stick to your guns and maintain the stepson title?

Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics, boundaries, and unexpected alliances. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and intrigue? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

FlirtCraft SMP: Men’s Attention Tips

Attention, attraction, Body language, body language cues in flirting, Communication, compliments, Confidence, conversation starters, DATING, effective flirting, eye contact, FlirtCraft, FLIRTING, flirting tips, humor, long tail tags: how to flirt effectively, Men, Mens, nonverbal cues, relationships, signs of attraction from men, smiling, smp, Social Skills, teasing, Tips, touching, ways to get a man’s attention

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting no love from the villagers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to level up your flirting game! Our players have mastered the art of flirting with their pixelated avatars, using tactics like building heart-shaped houses, giving gifts of rare diamonds, and even serenading each other with in-game music discs. Join us and you’ll be swimming in virtual love in no time! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCreeperCo.

aggression, approval-seeking, arrogance, closed-mindedness, competitiveness, CraftyCreeperCo, harmful traits, materialism, misconceptions, neediness, overconfidence, passive aggressiveness, people pleasing, perfectionism, procrastination, self improvement, stubbornness, Superficiality, toxic positivity, Traits, workaholic

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just want you to play by the rules and be a good little player? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embrace your inner chaos with these harmful traits that will make you the most feared player in the virtual world.

1. Greed: Forget about sharing resources with your fellow players, hoard all the diamonds for yourself and watch as everyone else struggles to survive. Who needs friends when you have shiny rocks?

2. Laziness: Why waste time building a fancy house when you can just dig a hole in the ground and call it home? Embrace your inner sloth and show everyone that you can thrive in the virtual world without lifting a finger.

3. Impulsiveness: Who needs a plan when you can just charge headfirst into battle without a second thought? Make split-second decisions that will leave your enemies scratching their heads in confusion.

4. Stubbornness: Refuse to listen to anyone else’s ideas and watch as your grand plans inevitably fall apart. Who needs teamwork when you have your own stubborn determination to guide you?

Join our server today and unleash your inner chaos in a world where harmful traits are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knows, you may just become the most notorious player in the virtual world.

FloodCraft: S.Korea Aid to N.Korea

aid, aid proposal, Assistance, crisis response, cross-border aid, Diplomacy, disaster relief, east asia, flood assistance, flood damage, flood relief efforts, FloodCraft, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, N.Korea, natural disaster, North Korea, regional cooperation, S.Korea, south korea, Support

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Villages Defended:	12

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join because, like, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game.

plus, we have this crazy story where the players have to team up to defeat a giant zombie chicken that’s terrorizing the land. and, like, whoever kills it gets a million diamonds or something.

also, we have this epic parkour course that’s so hard, only the most skilled players can complete it. but if you do, you get a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for a day.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret disco party every saturday night where everyone dresses up as their favorite mob? it’s lit, bro.

so, like, join our server now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyKneePainMapz

body maps, causal associations, central risk factors, Chronic pain, CraftyKneePainMapz, editors commentary, knee osteoarthritis, longitudinal study, Mendelian Randomisation, Paper, Patients, peripheral risk factors, Treatment, UK Biobank data

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Towns Built:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! We got diamond rainbows and lava waterfalls, it’s a freakin’ party up in here!

You wanna know why you should join? Well, lemme tell ya a lil story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. They became the ruler of the server and everyone bowed down to them. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests and deadly traps. Only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive. Are you up for the challenge?

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!