New Minecraft Servers 2025

holy pukoli Minecraft Servers

holy pukoli Minecraft Servers

  • Minecraft Madness: HOLY PUKOLI Edition

    Minecraft Madness: HOLY PUKOLI Edition
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 8349
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Void Gems Collected: 10
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Ores Mined: 1103 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because HOLY PUKOLI is here to save the day!

    Join us on a wild adventure where the pigs ride on flying llamas and the chickens wear top hats. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the zombies do the moonwalk. And don’t even get me started on our annual watermelon eating contest – last year, Steve ate 100 watermelons in one minute!

    So come on down to HOLY PUKOLI, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a boring blockhead, in which case, you might want to steer clear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BritBanter Minecraft Server

    BritBanter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 3084
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Runes Activated: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a fan of British banter and American roasting? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride of hilarious insults and outrageous jokes as British women tear apart America and Americans. It’s so funny, you might just find yourself getting turned on (don’t worry, it’s totally normal…we think). So come join the fun and see if you can handle the heat in this one-of-a-kind server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FurCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    FurCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 2822
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Crops Grown: 2711 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 341 Mythical Swords Crafted: 50
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, because lurking in the shadows are AI creatures with big honking tits and clapping asses! And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special request for more seal girl creations. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this server? So come on and join the fun, if you dare!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HouselessParents Minecraft Server

    HouselessParents Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 5006
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Votes: 8975 Emeralds Found: 8471

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of boundaries and independence! Just like this player’s parents, you won’t find yourself overstaying your welcome here.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual home without the fear of unwanted guests rearranging your furniture or criticizing your lifestyle choices. Our community values privacy and respects boundaries, so you can focus on creating the perfect blocky paradise without any drama.

    Don’t let guilt-tripping relatives or overbearing parents ruin your gaming experience – on our server, you’re free to play and build without any unwanted interference. So come on in, claim your virtual plot of land, and let your creativity run wild. After all, family may stick together, but in this Minecraft world, you’re the one in control.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HandjobHavocCraft

    HandjobHavocCraft
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 5115
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Votes: 4234 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Enchantments Applied: 231 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Runes Activated: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be scrolling through is our epic list of reasons to join!

    Imagine this: you’re in the middle of an intense PvP battle, and suddenly your opponent starts giving you a handjob. But wait, there’s more! You look up and see them fingering themselves while still trying to take you down. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, they storm off in a fit of rage because you dared to check your phone.

    Join our server now and experience the ultimate thrill of Minecraft mixed with real-life drama. Who needs a boring old relationship when you can have all the excitement right here? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • IcebergTippingPoint

    IcebergTippingPoint
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 9831
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Enchantments Applied: 81 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 250 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo listen up gamers, have you heard about this cray cray new Minecraft server that’s hotter than a polar bear in a sauna? we got scientists up in here identifying new Antarctic ice sheet ‘tipping points’ like it’s nobody’s business.

    we warnin’ you that future sea level rise may be underestimated, but don’t worry, we got you covered with our epic builds that’ll make you feel like you’re walkin’ on water.

    join us on this server and experience the thrill of climbin’ icy mountains, dodgin’ polar bears, and survivin’ in the coldest place on earth.

    come on, what are you waitin’ for? join now and be a part of the coolest (literally) Minecraft server out there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZooPocalypse: AnimalShopocalypse

    ZooPocalypse: AnimalShopocalypse
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 1864
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Crops Grown: 7900
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 148 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our server and save the animals from their impending doom!!! we have a special potion that turns them all into unicorns, so you can ride around on a magical rainbow steed and conquer the wasteland! but be careful, there are zombie pandas lurking around every corner, ready to steal your diamonds and eat your brains. band together with other players to build a fortress and protect yourselves from the undead menace. join now and be a hero in this crazy, post-apocalyptic world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CRISPRaft: Mosquito Mayhem

    CRISPRaft: Mosquito Mayhem
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 1403
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Animals Bred: 16
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Villages Defended: 19 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like CRISPR but for Minecraft, we have created a world where mosquitoes are the rulers and they are all males and mostly infertile, so no annoying baby mosquitoes buzzing around. plus, the females are like, super weak and barely exist. join our server and help us curb the spread of malaria in the Minecraft world by fighting off these genetically modified mosquitoes. it’s like a battle of epic proportions, but with bugs. come join the madness and save Minecraft from the deadly sting of malaria-carrying mosquitoes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JJGaming

    JJGaming
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 4601
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Farms Harvested: 130
    Runes Activated: 6 Ores Mined: 5501
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1848

    New Minecraft Servers

    A free for all Australian Minecraft Server.

    mc.jjgaming.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RedLine

    RedLine
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 4235
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Redline This is an excellent server for playing both alone and with friends, here you can feel the unforgettable atmosphere of survival in the world of Minecraft, experience an unforgettable experience from the mechanics of the game on our server. We are waiting exactly for you!

    redline.mcmem.ru:25597

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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