Holy Mother of Kek Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Kek’s Holy Minecraft Madness

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	407	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is hotter than a Nether portal on fire! Join us as we witness the epic showdown between the legendary horse, Dramachuuba, and the infamous “Ramadan is a Festival” guy. Will Dramachuuba rise from the ashes like a Phoenix Block? Or will she be forever scarred by the epic roast?

But that’s not all folks! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing skeletons, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get us started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden apples, because things are about to get wild!

JellyCraft: Where even the creepers can’t handle our jelly

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Are you ready to enter a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha? Then buckle up, buttercup, because this Minecraft server is about to blow your mind!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of rainbow-colored wool, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples, talking parrots who will gossip about all the drama in the server, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you’re not ready for this jelly…but you’re gonna love it!

Hot Blocks Club

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	504

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles made entirely of cake, and even participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Oh, and did we mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers appears to serenade you?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, then look no further than Ohitusoikeuspainos! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

GoonCraft: Arkham Asylum Edition!

Action-Adventure, arkham, Asylum, BANE, Batman, catwoman, dc comics, Edition, goon, GoonCraft, gotham, harley quinn, henchman, Joker, Penguin, poison ivy, riddler, role playing, Scarecrow, two Face, Universe, video game, Villain

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	72	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being a regular old goon in the Arkham universe? Do you want to spice up your criminal career with some pixelated fun? Then look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become the ultimate goon in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build your own villainous lair, team up with other goons to pull off heists, and even battle it out with Batman himself (well, maybe just a player dressed as Batman, but close enough)!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive mini-games like “Joker’s Funhouse” where you can test your skills in deadly obstacle courses and “Two-Face’s Coin Flip” where luck is the only thing standing between you and victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Gotham City who the real goon boss is!

KentuckyCraft: Where Creepers Wear MAGA Hats

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Emeralds Found:	5245
Chimeras Created:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, have we got the server for you! Introducing the most outrageous and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Join our server and experience the thrill of criminalizing homelessness in a virtual world! That’s right, just like the “Safer Kentucky Act,” our server allows you to shoot homeless players engaging in “unlawful camping.” It’s a wild west out there, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like 20 servers packed into one! You can enhance penalties for sleeping in your virtual car, damaging your virtual apartment, or fleeing from virtual police. And don’t forget about our three-strike rule, where the third strike could mean a mandatory life sentence or virtual execution!

Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can experience the thrill of extreme anti-homeless, tough-on-crime gameplay? Don’t miss out on the action – join today!

MineCrafty McMineFace: Where you can dig, build, and avoid work guilt-free! Join us for epic adventures!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	331	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ores Mined:	2145

Are you tired of sitting around doing nothing for 8 hours a day at your internship? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the monotony of real life by building, exploring, and battling creepers! Who needs a boring internship when you can be the master of your own virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft actually got his start on our server before becoming a blocky legend. So come join us and start your journey to virtual greatness!

Pixelated Weebs R Us

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of being told what anime or manga you should like just because it’s popular? Do you want to join a server where contrarian anime fags roam free, sharing their hot takes on why the mainstream stuff sucks? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the most outrageous opinions reign supreme. From claiming that Pikachu is overrated to arguing that Naruto is just a rip-off of Dragon Ball Z, our members will stop at nothing to defend their contrarian views.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of a community that thrives on going against the norm. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite anime or manga that no one else has ever heard of!

SnowflakeCraft: Where you’ll question your complexion and your sanity!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Votes:	6201
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Villages Defended:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as vanilla ice cream? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild and crazy as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Am I white?” challenge, where players must navigate a maze filled with confusing optical illusions and mind-bending puzzles to prove once and for all if they are truly white (spoiler alert: the answer is always yes, because who even knows what that means in the context of Minecraft?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a stray TNT block, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

PickmeCraft: Where LOLitubers Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Meteorites Collected:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pickme paradise for all you lolitubers out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous build battles, where the winner gets to wear a crown made entirely out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle! And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLituber Olympics, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like synchronized sheep shearing and llama rodeo. The winner gets bragging rights for life and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around? Join us today and let the LOLs begin!

CreeperSmilesMC – “Why is she smiling like that?”

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1558
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, literally! Our custom plugin allows pigs to sprout wings and soar through the sky, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go. You’ll never look at a pig the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who loves to bust a move whenever players come near. Don’t worry, he won’t explode on you… we think.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves to the beat of the jukebox. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is she smiling like that? Because she’s already joined our server and experienced all the craziness and laughter that comes with it. Don’t miss out – join today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PrussianCraft: Where Brandenburgians, Pommeranians, Silesians, and more unite for epic Minecraft adventures!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Potions Brewed:	35
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with cucks? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for True Prussians, Saxons, Bavarians, and Austrians. If you’re not one of these based Germans, then sorry, but you’re just a cuck.

Join us for epic battles, where only the strongest and most based players will survive. Build your own Prussian fortress, conquer Silesia, and show those Rhinelanders who’s boss. And don’t even get us started on those Hannoveranians and Westphalians – total cucks.

So if you’re ready to join a server where only the most based Germans thrive, then come on over to our server. Just remember, if you’re not a True Prussian, Saxon, Bavarian, or Austrian, then you’re just a cuck.