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  • Moo-sical Realms of Wonder

    Moo-sical Realms of Wonder

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    Join Now and Unleash Your Inner Void: The Only Server Where Reality Crumbles!

    Welcome to the unraveling madness! Have you ever questioned what it means to exist? No? Well, strap in! This is the greatest – or worst – Minecraft server you’ll *ever* contemplate joining, but who am I to say? Reality is an illusion created by the Crafty Programers who have no idea what’s going on. I mean, who decides what “great” really is anyway? Perhaps nothing exists at all! Join us in a world where the only limit is whether or not you’re sanity can keep up!

    Features of Dreadful Delight!

    FeatureDescription
    Infinite Burning WaterWater that burns hotter than the sun but also cools your soul. Swim with caution!
    World of Ghostly PigsPigs that whisper your darkest secrets. They don’t bite…yet!
    Gravel Blocks of Eternal DarknessThese blocks will dig into your soul, and also your feet. Enjoy being stuck!
    Floating Salmon IslandsSalmon that float, but only at midnight. Watch your step or you’ll become the bait.
    Telepathic CactiCacti that read your mind and occasionally judge you harshly while you build.

    Frequently Asked Questions – Or Are They?

    Q: How do I join?

    A: Joining is easy! Just stop thinking about it and then summon a chicken. But also, don’t summon a chicken. It’s a trap!

    Q: What are the server rules?

    A: Rules? Are you sure? Can the concept of “rules” even be grasped in a world of entropy? Just don’t fall off the edge of the world… or DO! Who knows?

    Q: Can I play with friends?

    A: Friends are real, but also imaginary. Invite them, but be ready to question their existence!

    Random Reviews from the Fragments of Madness:

    “Holy moomers, I lost my marbles here! But what are marbles?”

    “You will never truly understand the realm of lost hopes.”

    “Nothing is what it seems, and even less is left to chance!”

    “If you can dodge the flying pigs, you’re halfway there!”

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  • MooCraft Minecraft Server

    MooCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than Holy Moomers! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is run by actual cows who have mastered the art of Minecraft! That’s right, these moomers are not only adorable but also incredibly skilled at building and surviving in the blocky world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cow King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Cow King in battle, you will be granted access to a secret realm filled with endless riches and rare items. Will you dare to challenge the mighty bovine ruler?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than DJ Bessie the Cow. Come dance the night away with your fellow players and boogie down to the latest hits.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Holy Moomers today for a truly udderly fantastic Minecraft experience!

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  • CraftyCreeperUK

    CraftyCreeperUK

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    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling against a more dangerous variant of mobs! That’s right, forget about regular creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutated monsters that will keep you on your toes!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret underground base has been discovered on our server, filled with rare treasures and powerful weapons. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the loot for yourself?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama! This majestic creature roams the land, spreading chaos wherever it goes. Will you be able to tame it and ride into battle like a true warrior?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what other surprises await you in this wild and wacky world!

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  • MolluskManiaCraft

    MolluskManiaCraft

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have spiky fossils that show what early mollusks looked like!!! u can dig up these fossils and create your own army of prehistoric creatures to dominate the server!!! imagine riding a giant snail into battle or having a pet trilobite that shoots lasers out of its eyes!!! join now for a chance to uncover the secrets of the ancient world and become the ultimate fossil master!!! #prehistoricpvp #fossilpower #minecraftmadness

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  • HexArchon: The Server Where Even The Creepers Have Custom Outfits!

    HexArchon: The Server Where Even The Creepers Have Custom Outfits!

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    HexArchon

    Overview

    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

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    Gameplay Mechanics

    FeatureDescription
    Custom MobsOver 200 unique custom mobs with different skills and behaviors
    Custom ItemsVarious weapon types with unique abilities and upgrades
    Custom Enchants240+ custom enchantments for different builds
    DungeonsExplore dungeons for exclusive loot and challenges
    Quests180+ quests of varying difficulties and types
    AbilitiesUnlock and upgrade abilities with points
    StatsUpgrade 7 different stats for character boosts
    Auto FarmsEase farm management with auto farms

    Technical Details

    We prioritize server performance using top-of-the-line hardware:

    • CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X
    • RAM: 64GB
    • Storage: 2TB NVME SSD
    • Hosted on the US East Coast

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    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

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  • RebelCraft Minecraft Server

    RebelCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is where all the rejects go! But fear not, because God himself is smiling down on you today, giving you the chance to join our wacky world of chaos and hilarity.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks that shoot fireworks, or ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride of laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server, or at the very least, the best prankster in town. So what are you waiting for? Join today and let the madness begin!

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  • SMP_MineCraftMadness: >200+ Chapters

    SMP_MineCraftMadness: >200+ Chapters

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have over 200 chapters of crazy adventures and over 30 wacky characters in our main cast! But that’s not even the best part – everyone on the server is over 25, still single, and childless. Why, you ask? Because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about dating or starting families!

    Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life, from epic battles with the Ender Dragon to hilarious mishaps with creepers. Who needs romance when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?

    So come on, join our server and see why we’re the most asexual Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs love when you have blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Let’s build, battle, and laugh our way to victory together!

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  • DisabilityCraft Minecraft Server

    DisabilityCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any demon-possessed pastors’ wives screaming about your love life!

    Join us for some epic gameplay and hilarious antics. No prayer circles here, just pure fun and adventure. Plus, we promise no one will judge you for being unmarried at a “late age” (whatever that means).

    So if you’re tired of nosy church ladies and awkward BBQs, come join our server and let loose in a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with possessed pastors’ wives.

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  • PixelBabyBash

    PixelBabyBash

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us and escape the chaos of in-laws demanding you attend a wedding right after giving birth.

    On our server, you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from pushy relatives and plan your own virtual weddings without any interference. Plus, we have a special “Destination Wedding” theme where you can travel 600 virtual miles away without ever leaving your computer!

    Join now and let off some steam by building a pixelated version of your mother-in-law and throwing her in a lava pit. It’s the perfect way to de-stress from real-life family drama. See you in the game!

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  • CraftyCreatureLand

    CraftyCreatureLand

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make your wildest dreams come true! Want to bring a mythical creature to life? Done! Just imagine riding a majestic unicorn through the pixelated plains or battling a fire-breathing dragon in the Nether. The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now and let your imagination run wild!

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  • CreeperDealz: No Hostages, Just Blocks

    CreeperDealz: No Hostages, Just Blocks

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    come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got more drama than hamas and israel! we got deals goin down left and right like a game of deal or no deal, but with more explosions and hostages! you never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a ceasefire, maybe a hostage situation, who knows! it’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

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  • KidlessCraft: Where adults play pretend in a virtual world with pixelated blocks and 1.21 updates.

    KidlessCraft: Where adults play pretend in a virtual world with pixelated blocks and 1.21 updates.

    New Minecraft Servers

    KidlessCraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IPsmp.kidlesscraft.com
    Server Websitewww.kidlesscraft.com
    Server LocationCentral US
    Game Play TypeSMP / Survival / Hard Difficulty
    Version1.21 PaperMC w/ GeyserMC (Bedrock players can join)

    Core Server Rules

    • Be Respectful
    • Be Ethical
    • Use Common Sense

    Features List

    Plugins include: BlueMap, Citizens, CraftBook, DiscordSRV, EssentialsX, Floodgate, GriefPrevention, Gsit, InventoryRollbackPlus, LuckPerms, McMMO, Minepacks, OpenAudioMC, OpenInv, Shopkeepers, Skoice, Vehicles, Veinminer, WildChests, Worldedit, and WorldGuard.

    Datapacks include: Terralith and Nullscape

    We also have an all vanilla 1.21 server for those who prefer not to play with plugins. Join at vanilla.kidlesscraft.com. Both servers have in-game chat linked to Discord for communication.

    FAQ

    How do I get whitelisted to join?

    You can start the whitelist process by joining our Discord server at discord.gg/VGpFbr6 and using the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format.

    Can Bedrock players join the server?

    Yes, Bedrock players can join the server using the GeyserMC plugin.

    What are the core server rules?

    The core server rules are to be respectful, ethical, and to use common sense while playing on the server.

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