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StinkySteve’s Minecraft Server

affordable products, body odor, budget-friendly hygiene, budgeting, coworker harassment, daily shower, deodorant, entry level job, financial struggles, hygiene, laundry expenses, low-income, mean comments, Minecraft, personal care, prioritizing essentials, self-care, Server, smelling bad, StinkySteves, stretching budget, workplace bullying, workplace discrimination

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Emeralds Found:	2418
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your natural musk? Do you prioritize food over fancy deodorants? Then join our Minecraft server where hygiene is optional and food is plentiful! No more judgmental coworkers leaving deodorant on your desk or making snarky comments about your scent. On our server, you can be your stinky, budget-conscious self without fear of ridicule. Plus, we have a special “Gym Locker” scent plugin that will make you feel right at home. So come join us and embrace your inner odor!

WeddingCraft or SiblingCraft

Apology, brother’s wedding, Communication, Competition, Conflict Resolution, destination wedding, ENGAGEMENT, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Grand Canyon proposal, Happiness, hurt feelings, hurtful actions, location, misunderstandings, sharing news, sibling rivalry, SiblingCraft, Timing, wedding etiquette, WeddingCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

So, get this – our Minecraft server is like a destination wedding, but without the drama! Just like this crazy story where a couple got engaged at the Grand Canyon after a small wedding, our server is full of surprises and adventures waiting to happen.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds with your friends, without any competitive drama like the one in this story. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Plus, there’s no need to plan around anyone’s wedding – just log in and let the fun begin!

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the real world and dive into a world of creativity and excitement, our server is the perfect destination. Just remember, there’s always room for happiness for everyone – especially when you’re building epic structures and battling mobs together. See you there!

ChimneySurpriseMC SMP

chimney, ChimneySurpriseMC, christmas, COOKIES, December 25th, Festive, gift giving, HO HO HO, holiday, jolly, Magic, milk, naughty or nice, Presents, reindeer, santa, Sleigh, smp, St. Nick, stockings, Surprises, tradition

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna see Santa get stuck in your chimney and have to mine his way out with a diamond pickaxe. It’s like a Christmas miracle meets a mining adventure, bro! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where the elves are actually aliens in disguise plotting to take over the world with their redstone contraptions. And don’t even get me started on the reindeer races we have every Saturday, it’s like Mario Kart but with flying deer, bro. So come join us and experience the craziest Christmas chaos you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Santa’s Sleepytime Server

bedtime, Central Time Zone, christmas, christmas eve, Eastern Time Zone, Festive, holiday, holiday spirit, insomnia, late night, night owls, Relaxation, REST, Santa Claus, Santa needs sleep, Santa’s helpers, Santas, Server, Sleep, Sleepytime, staying up, time zones, tired

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1584
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Runes Activated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	1384

Hey you night owls in the Eastern and Central Time Zones, why waste your time sleeping when you could be joining our epic Minecraft server?! Santa Claus himself is counting on you to stay up and help him build the most magical Christmas village ever! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll get special powers to fly around on Rudolph’s sleigh and deliver presents to all the good little creepers. So put on your pajamas, grab some hot cocoa, and join us for a night of festive fun on our server – Santa’s Workshop awaits!

CraftyCargoSink

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5253
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

lol, forget about that boring news, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why? well, because our server is so lit that even russian cargo ships are sinking in the mediterranean out of pure jealousy! true story, bro.

we got diamond armor for days, creepers that drop cookies instead of gunpowder, and a secret underground base where herobrine himself hangs out and plays pranks on unsuspecting players.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? the russian cargo ships are already lining up to join us!

MNS Minecraft Network

Adventures, Bedwars, Challenges, Community, Creative, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, LifeSteal, minecraft network, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Star Shards Collected:	110
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Emeralds Found:	2109
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	9783	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

MNS Minecraft Network: A fun, friendly server offering Survival, Skywars, Skyblock, and Lifesteal game modes. Join us for endless adventures and unique challenges!

mc.mnsnetwork.xyz

Mystic Mahjong Village 1.20.3

1.20.3, ASP, Bubbles, christmas, Chuubas, doko, doragon, femanon, fig, fortune, Haitei raoyue, Jong, kaavi, Khubie, mahjong, Mayo, MJG, mystic, News, PCG, sources, STREAMS, Threads, Under The Sea, Village, Vtuber, yaku

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2891
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Yo, have you heard about this Christmas edition Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. We got all the jong sources you could ever dream of, like, repo.riichi.moe and recent jong streams that will blow your mind. Plus, we have some jong chuubas that are a work in progress, but trust me, they’re gonna be epic.

And get this, there’s some crazy jong news going on – Anon is actually gonna make a new reentry, like, what even is reality anymore? Oh, and Khubie almost discarded something, but then Femanon smelled nice. Like, what? And don’t even get me started on Doragon’s latest video, it’s a must-watch.

But wait, there’s more! Kaavi’s fortune-telling is on point today, with Haitei raoyue being the lucky yaku. Under the sea, under the sea, nobody beat us, fry us, and eat us. Life is bubbles, bro.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the jong world, then hop on board. We got threads for days, like /vt/pcg/, /vt/fig/, /vt/asp/, /vt/mayo/, /vm/doko, and /vg/mjg. It’s a whole new reality, man. Don’t miss out, join us now!

Gas Station Minecraft SMP Owner

business for seniors, business opportunities, business ownership, business ownership for beginners, Entrepreneurship, financial independence, Financial Security, gas, gas station ownership, investment opportunities, long-term investment., low maintenance business, low skill business, Minecraft, OWNER, passive income, profitable business, retirement income, retirement planning, retirement savings, small business investment, small business ownership, small business success, smp, Station

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Votes:	641
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Are you tired of your boring old life? Looking for a new adventure that doesn’t require any skills? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the proud owner of a virtual gas station! That’s right, forget about real-life responsibilities and dive headfirst into the world of blocky fuel pumps and pixelated customers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon beneath the gas station filled with treasure and rare items. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-world problems behind and join our wacky Minecraft SMP today!

Gifts2Blocks Minecraft Server

books, child, christmas gifts, consideration, distant relative, donation, Excessive, Generosity, Gifts2Blocks, Grateful, low-income, Minecraft, overwhelmed, re-donating, RELATIVES, Rude, Server, thoughtful, toy drive, Toys, ungrateful, upper middle-class

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as that distant “relative” who showers kids with toys from a toy drive? Look no further! Join our server and receive an overwhelming amount of gifts and surprises that will leave you questioning if you really deserve them.

We don’t just stop at one or two gifts – oh no! We believe in excess and abundance, just like that “relative” who took 40 toys from a toy drive and distributed them like Santa on steroids. Who needs moderation when you can have it all, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out that those gifts were actually meant for kids in need. You never know what kind of crazy surprises await you around every pixelated corner.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the joy of receiving way more than you ever expected. Just make sure to pass on the love and share the wealth with others – we don’t want any ungrateful players hoarding all the virtual goodies!

CraftmasFamBam

christmas, Communication Issues, CraftmasFamBam, family celebration, family dynamics, first responder, guilt trip, holiday plans, holiday traditions, husband’s family, long drive, not going, passive aggressive, rotating shift, Schedule, social battery, spending time, stressful job, weather concerns, WIBTAH

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Emeralds Found:	9403	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama during the holidays? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family of blocky characters who will never guilt trip you for working on Christmas!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of saving lives as a first responder. No more passive aggressive texts or guilt trips here – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

Plus, on our server, you can build a virtual replica of your husband’s family’s house and drive there in a fraction of the time it would take in real life. Who needs a 90-minute drive when you can teleport instantly?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your holiday stress behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, avoid awkward family gatherings with the click of a mouse. You won’t regret it!