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DumbSignsMC SMP

brainless, clueless behavior, Daft, dim-witted, dull-witted, dumb, DumbSignsMC, foolish behavior, foolishness, idiotic actions, Ignorant Behavior, imbecilic behavior, lack of common sense, lacks intelligence, low iq, moronic behavior, signs of stupidity, simple-minded, slow-witted, smp, unintelligent actions, unintelligent traits

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Farms Harvested:	203	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	29

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you might as well be living under a rock like a dumb caveman. This server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the trees drop diamonds and the pigs wear top hats.

Join us if you want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil llamas, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of cheese. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where the creepers are the best dancers.

If you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the chance to become best friends with a talking potato and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t be a potato, join us now and become part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyJailbreak

ACCUSATION, arrested, confusion, CraftyJailbreak, crime, disbelief, Drama, EMBARRASSMENT, Explanation, family, Friends, Guilty, innocent, interrogation, law enforcement, mistaken identity, misunderstanding, Police, scandal, shock, suspicion

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Emeralds Found:	9733
Enchantments Applied:	129	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	697
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being arrested for mysterious reasons again! Our server is so addictive that your friends and family will understand why you disappeared for days on end. They’ll think you were too busy building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling creepers to even notice the outside world. So come join us and let your loved ones wonder what crazy adventures you’re getting into on our server!

TreasonCraft Minecraft Server

Arrests, BETRAYAL, charges, Conflict, Espionage, Government, intelligence, International, investigation, Legal, Military, Minecraft, Political, prosecution, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, suspects, Treason, TreasonCraft, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	382

hey u, ya u reading this. u tired of boring minecraft servers with no action? well u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit AF. we got nearly 800 russians charged with treason on dis server since da start of da war in ukraine. u know it’s gonna be wild when u see dat many russians gettin in trouble. come join da chaos and see what happens next. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis craziness. join now and be part of da madness. let’s gooooooo!

CraftyBibi’sJailbreakFun

arrest fears, Auschwitz event, CraftyBibisJailbreakFun, Netanyahu, Report

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magic Items Found:	1798	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where even Netanyahu is scared to attend our events because he thinks he’ll get arrested! we have so much chaos and craziness that even world leaders are shaking in their boots! build, mine, and survive in a world where anything can happen, including unexpected arrests and wild adventures. join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Creeper’s Crematorium: Digging Up Trouble

body disposal, burial, burial process, Cold cases, CREEPERS, cremation, cremation process, cremation vs burial, Crematorium, crime scene analysis., crime scene investigation, criminal evidence, Criminal Investigations, criminal justice system, death investigation., Digging, exhumation, forensic anthropology, forensic pathology, forensic science, forensic technology, homicide cases, Trouble, unsolved homicides

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we dig up bodies and solve murders like a bunch of detective zombies. we got ghosts haunting our pixelated streets and skeletons dancing in the moonlight. come for the murder mysteries, stay for the haunted houses. who needs burial when you can respawn in our spooky server? come on, you know you wanna dig up some trouble with us.

Nano Carbon Football Field

Breakthrough, carbon, carbon capture, carbon dioxide capture, carbon engineering, carbon research, carbon storage, carbon technology, energy breakthrough, energy storage, energy technology, Engineered, field, football, football field, high surface area, material, material engineering, Nano, nanoporous carbon, nanoporous material, researchers, surface area, Technology

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Potions Brewed:	120	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

join our minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! our world is like a football field packed into a teaspoon, with crazy cool stuff happening everywhere!

our researchers have engineered the most insane nanoporous carbon you’ve ever seen, it’s like the holy grail of minecraft materials! use it for carbon-dioxide capture, energy storage, or just to build the most epic base ever!

come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community around, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

What is the IP for CouRage Gaming Minecraft Server?

courage, Gaming, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Chimeras Created:	1

CouRage Gaming is a popular content creator and gamer known for his energetic personality and entertaining commentary. He has gained a large following on platforms such as Twitch and YouTube for his gameplay videos, streams, and collaborations with other creators. CouRage Gaming is also a former professional Call of Duty player, bringing a high level of skill to his content. He continues to grow his brand and engage with fans through his engaging and humorous content.

Invictus

active player base., Bedrock compatibility, Brewery & Alcohol, Chairs & Sitting, Community Events, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, discord community, hard difficulty, Invictus, java edition, Latest Version, Lockable Chests, MCMMO, Player Shops, public server, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, smp, vanilla tweaks, Viewable Web Map, World Resets

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3396
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	951	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Invictus SMP ⛏️

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Our Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 200+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base. Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Web Map
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	The server IP is invictus.r2f.co
What is the Bedrock port?	The Bedrock port is 25591
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6-8 months
Do I need to join the Discord before playing?	Yes, you must join our Discord before playing online

S O U L – Minecraft Server

80`s gaming, 90s gaming, classic gaming, couldnt, Fags, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming memories, Minecraft, Never, Nostalgia, old school, retro gaming, retro vibes, Retroarch, Server, Soul, Soulful, Throwback, vintage gaming, vintage vibes

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Yo, broskis, if you’re tired of those retroarch fags and their lame servers, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Steve himself would be jealous. We’ve got crazy builds, insane mods, and a community that’s more hype than a creeper about to explode. So ditch those retroarch losers and come join the party, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who cares, amirite?). Let’s get crafting, baby!

Worse Wrestler Today Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Naomi, professional wrestling, smp, Today, WORSE, worst wrestler, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling analysis, wrestling career, wrestling community, wrestling criticism, wrestling debate, wrestling discussion, wrestling evaluation, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, Wrestling Matches, wrestling opinions, wrestling performance, wrestling rankings, wrestling skills, wrestling talent, wwe

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Animals Bred:	98	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mines Excavated:	1378	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of getting bodyslammed by boring servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like a Royal Rumble of fun and chaos! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a house while dodging creepers that have taken up wrestling as a side gig. And let’s not forget the legendary wrestling matches that happen every Saturday night in the arena made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). So come on, join us and show off your wrestling skills in the ring or in the mines – either way, you’re in for a smackdown of a good time!