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Holy Fuck Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	109
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

MineCrafty Diablo 2 Server

action, Adventure, Blizzard Entertainment, classic, demon-slaying, Diablo, diablo 2, dungeon crawler, Gaming, Hack and Slash, iconic, isometric view, Legendary, long tail tag, loot hunting, minecrafty, Nostalgia, Online Multiplayer, PC Gaming, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Skill Tree, video games

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Farms Harvested:	402
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crops Grown:	3789

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to ride pigs through the skies, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and build a castle made entirely of exploding TNT blocks.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, unpredictable world. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

LostSteve Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Towns Built:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, wondering where the heck your friends are? Well, look no further because on our server, “Where is he,” we guarantee you’ll never lose track of your buddies again! Our custom-built tracking system will show you exactly where your friends are at all times, so you can easily find them and wreak havoc together in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also get to participate in epic quests like “The Great Sheep Hunt,” where you’ll have to track down and capture elusive rainbow-colored sheep for a chance to win a diamond block. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the legendary Ender Chicken, a giant chicken boss that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft players.

So why wait? Join “Where is he” today and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

HootlessCraft

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Dinner, family, Hooters, HootlessCraft, Insecurity, Preferences, relationships, Respect, Significant Other, strip club, Twin Peaks, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8652
Villages Defended:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Want to join a server where boundaries are respected and Hooters is off-limits? Look no further than our server, where we take your preferences seriously – even if it means avoiding chicken wings and short shorts!

Join us and experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, just like our player who refused to go to Hooters and faced the wrath of their boyfriend’s family. Who needs a strip club for dinner when you can have a virtual adventure on our server instead?

Don’t be labeled as insecure or ungrateful for sticking to your guns – on our server, we celebrate your unique quirks and boundaries. So come on over and build your own world, where Hooters is just a distant memory and the only limits are the ones you set for yourself. Join now and let the fun begin!

RespawnAfterDeath

assisted reproduction, bioethics, Cryopreservation, end-of-life decisions, ethical concerns, Family Planning, fertility preservation, freeze eggs, freeze sperm, future child, genetic engineering, genetic inheritance, genetic legacy, legacy planning, medical advancements, parent’s death, posthumous birth, reproductive rights, reproductive technology, RespawnAfterDeath, Scientific progress

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Crops Grown:	7182
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Yo, so like, come join our Minecraft server cuz we got some crazy shiz happening up in here. Like, did you know that on our server, you can freeze sperm and eggs and have a kid born after you die? Yeah, that’s right, you can be a ghost parent to a Minecraft baby. How wild is that? Join now and experience the miracle of life and death all in one blocky world. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. Don’t miss out, join now!

RoyalCraft Minecraft Server

Afrocentrism, alternative history, ancient civilizations, ancient empires, conspiracy theories, controversial theories, cultural appropriation, Cultural appropriation debate, cultural misappropriation, debunked theories, Historical accuracy, historical inaccuracies, historical myths, Historical revisionism, japanese history, long tail tags, Minecraft, pseudohistory, race relations, revisionist history, RoyalCraft, Server, WE WUZ JAPKANGZ

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Treasure Maps Found:	9	New Chunks Explored:	177454
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Void Armor Forged:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we wuz Japkangz! Join us for a wild ride through ancient Japan where you can battle samurais, ride dragons, and build your own ninja village.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret portal that led them to a hidden realm filled with talking pandas and magical sushi. They became the ruler of this realm and built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamonds.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic PvP battles on top of flying koi fish, race against other players on rainbow-colored llamas, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Remember, we wuz Japkangz!

”NoMoreCreepers Minecraft Server”

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ores Mined:	9996
Dragon Scales Harvested:	205	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Runes Activated:	8

Are you tired of the sad state of English soccer? Looking for a place where the players actually have some grit and love for the game? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where the players wear their virtual shirts with pride, show off their skills, and actually play some soccer (well, Minecraft soccer at least).

Say goodbye to the disappointment of real-life soccer and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be resigning from is your boring old server. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s kick some blocky goals together!

AutisticSusherCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a Broadway show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the little girl who couldn’t handle West Side Story.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re building epic structures or getting into heated arguments with other players. And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos, just remember that at least you’re not the one who got kicked out of a musical for causing a scene.

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a real-life drama like the one at the theatre. Just remember to be respectful to all players, even if they’re having a meltdown over a song.

BlockyBonerQuests

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7828
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	3895
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Potions Brewed:	198
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of answering NSFW questions on askreddit? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us for a wild ride where you can build giant phallic structures without judgment. Who needs porn when you can create your own NSFW world in Minecraft? Plus, we have a secret underground club where players can discuss their weirdest fetishes while mining for diamonds. So come join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild in our NSFW Minecraft server!

StaleWaterNeverNotSitting

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Join our epic Minecraft server where the water always tastes fresh, even when it’s in a bottle or straight from the fridge! It’s like magic, but with hydration! Plus, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t be dumb, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

EndwalkerCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and meetups? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy XIV on steroids! Join us for the Dragon Quest Collab event where you can battle golems in the hills, or participate in the Moogle Treasure Trove to find epic loot. And don’t miss out on the Yo-kai Watch event re-run, running until version 7.0 because who doesn’t want to catch cute little spirits in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join our PvP Series 5 and show off your skills in epic battles. And if that’s not enough, come to our meetups where you can hang out with other players and have a blast. From Male Meetup Pirates to Simpsons Marathon: Vacation Edition, we have something for everyone.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old blocks when you can have golems, moogle treasure troves, and epic meetups? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!