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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

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UnbearableCrafter Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers where everything is predictable and safe? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our chaotic and unpredictable SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a llama army to take over the server? Why not! This server is a wild ride of insanity and hilarity, where anything goes and nothing is off limits. So come join us and embrace the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected!

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VictoryCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our players play like they’re 16 years old! Watch as they waste the ball a dozen times right outside the 16 yards, just like a real pro (or not so pro) player.

But here’s the kicker – did you know our star player is actually 16 years old? That’s right, he may be young but he sure knows how to make a mess on the field.

Join our server and witness the media overhyping our players because they’re brown, or maybe it’s just to brainwash Spain into relying on them even more. Who knows, maybe they’re secretly working for England to win it all.

So come on and join the madness, where anything can happen on the field (or in the chat)!

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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things get wilder than a filmmaker trying to shock zoomers! Picture this: players eating cake made out of creeper flesh, drinking lava for hydration, and dancing naked in the Nether. It’s a place where the boundaries of normalcy are pushed to the limit, and where the only rule is to have a good time. Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the insanity that awaits you.

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”HolyCraft Server: F*ck Yeah!”

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Are you tired of everything sucking? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where even the blocks themselves have a sense of humor.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have custom mods that will make your head spin and your sides split with laughter.

Forget about all those other games that suck, because on our server, the only thing that sucks is a vacuum cleaner (and even that’s debatable). So come on, join us and experience a world where everything is just a little bit more ridiculous and a whole lot more fun.

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HolyCraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you rolling on the floor laughing? Look no further! Our server is run by Sergey, a hilarious comedian who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building epic structures to battling mobs, Sergey’s commentary will have you in stitches the whole time. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready to LOL like never before!

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HolyCraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying pigs, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs, granting you special powers like the ability to fly or shoot lasers from your eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

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McBow Anarchy vulture mysticism and much more Minecraft server

Hello everyone, this Mcbow server anarchy without rules vulture runes mysticism and much more are waiting for you on it

81.176.176.91

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PlayerLands

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to PlayerLands! Our network is online 24/7 backed up by fast support and moderation. Gamemodes: – Skyblock – Survival – Creative (coming soon) – And much more we are working on! You can also find jobs, level up your skills and complete dungeons and challenges. Website: https://PlayerLands.com Discord: https://discord.gg/ZBvXvxJ5aN Twitter: https://twitter.com/PlayerLands

mc.playerlands.com

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Omen SMP

FTB, Survival

This is a 1.16.4 Modded SMP with a small but growing community and i’d love to see it grow more! our seed is not chosen, and our community isn’t that toxic. there are a few rules, no griefing unless you fix or help fix the mess or if the target doesn’t mind. you get three strikes before ban. No cheating, though we are a bit laid back about it.

51.81.77.144

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Emperixsmp

Active, Arena Pvp, smp

EmperixSMP is a Bedrock/Java Crossplay server! and was actually one of the first. We offer Quests, Clan events, Clan Wars, and a Player Based economy. and a custom claim system made to feel Vanilla!My entire goal for this SMP is to feel vanilla, while still being fun on a server, so everything we add has a use, and is easy to learn and understand.We have an entire clan system tied into the discord, so it is easy to work together, or declare war and end the other team! Player shops, own your own shop, and dominate the economy! Using diamonds as a currency.Please give the SMP a try, I’m confident you’ll enjoy it.

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⭐ MINE PLANET | 1.18 – 1.20 ❤️ Minecraft server

Cities, Jobs, Shop, Starter Kit

On the server you will find many interesting opportunities, such as: – clans (you can create or join any clan and even start a war between clans) – weddings (find your soulmate and live with her) – friends (you can find on friend’s server and do all things together) – no dupe (on our server the game is absolutely fair and only strong and persistent people reach the top) – economy (you can earn money, buy and even sell items) – and much more awaits you on our server! Just come in and play 🙂

play.mineplanet.top:19131

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Sky Horizons

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

1.19.2 – Survival / Skyblock Server IP: play.skyhorizons.net Jump high into the clouds and join us on Sky Horizons! A friendly server with survival and plenty more gamemodes on the way!

play.skyhorizons.net

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KrypticSMP

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to KrypticSMP! To join make sure to join or discord! https://discord.gg/Srnhy78Pr8 ! After you join our discord make sure to click on the tab “how-to-join” then fill out the short google form so you can get unwhitelisted on our SMP, where your imagination is endless, and the sky is the limit

krypticsmp.apexmc.co

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Cottage grove

Cottage Grove Networks

Cottage Grove is an Australian based survival server, hosted in the beautiful location of Sydney we ensure no matter where you connect from you’ll have a pleasurable lag free experience! We offer support for clients as low as 1.8 and constantly keep the server updated to the latest released client.

Cottage Grove uses an advanced punishment system, alongside our state of the art Anti-cheat system designed to keep up to 20+ detectable cheats from being used on the server! Cottage Grove also adds in drastic measures to make sure you always are able to join without worrying about lag affecting your experience!

We offer a family friendly experience, offering little minigames and offer the first 25 players to join exclusive access to our servers as we develop them into their beta stages! The next server currently being worked on is a hardcore version, with plans on releasing it in the United States!

COTTAGESURVIVAL.MCSERVER.USJOIN NOW, SUPPORTING CLIENTS AS LOW AS 1.8!

cottagesurvival.mcserver.us

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AnyCraft server Minecraft

Jobs, Shop, Starter Kit

► For those whose domain does not work:

135.181.126.150:25592

► AnyCraft Server – a vanilla server with a set of plugins for comfortable survival and

multiplayer game. Great for playing with friends.

► Some facts:

– There is a menu on the server where you can find a lot of interesting things (/menu)

– Each player has access to privates, teleportation, house points and chest stores

– There are no and will not be wipes on the server

– There are jobs where you can earn money and a store where you can spend it on the resources you need

anycraft.mclan.ru

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Michaels Office

Economy, Survival, Towny

We are a new, awesome server that is focused on creativity, community-building, and keeping to the core of the game itself. You play the game, you win!

Our goal here is to maintain a friendly, fun, and equal community for anyone and everyone that joins in! This means; an all in-game rank-up system, custom economy with server shop and ability to create towns and micro-economies, and no pay-to-win mechanics! The Easy Survival setting with Keep Inventory makes for a nice, simple experience.

Hop in, and have FUN! We hope you have a good time on Michael’s Office Minecraft Server!

Join the server: 99.245.102.14 You can join the Minecraft server with Java **and** Bedrock Editions

Please note that the #about_and_rules section also applies to the server, so be sure to abide by them at all times. Thank you!

99.245.102.14

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