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SisterSass-FreeVacay

birthday celebration, Cheating, Divorce, emotional attachment, emotional involvement, ENGAGEMENT, European country, family conflict, family dynamics, family trip, making fun, reconciliation, relationship, resort, second chance, sibling rivalry, sister, SisterSassFreeVacay, snide comments, vacation ruins, Wife

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	168	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Are you tired of family drama ruining your vacation vibes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family without any annoying sisters to ruin the fun!

Imagine a world where you can recreate your dream resort, complete with nosey family members who can’t ruin your birthday celebration. Build a paradise for you and your ex-wife (or should we say, bride 2.0?) to enjoy without any judgment or snide comments.

Create a virtual getaway where you can relax, unwind, and focus on rebuilding your relationship in peace. No need to worry about canceling tickets or dealing with family drama – just pure Minecraft fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the perfect vacation spot for you and your loved ones. Who knows, maybe your sister will even apologize and join in on the fun once she sees your epic resort creation!

BlockyConfessions Minecraft Server

bad decision, BlockyConfessions, confession, dark secret, embarrassing mistake, error, Guilt, immoral action, Minecraft, misdeed, mistake, regret, regretful action, remorse, Server, shameful act, shameful behavior, terrible choice, unethical behavior, worst mistake., worst thing, wrong choice, wrongdoing

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Ores Mined:	7991

Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server and unleash your inner villain!

We have a special “Evil Villain” rank for players who have committed the most heinous acts in-game. From stealing diamonds to griefing entire villages, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair where you can plot world domination with other like-minded players. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server one day!

So, if you’re ready to embrace your dark side and cause chaos wherever you go, join us now! Just remember, the creepier, the better!

HateCraftFAQs

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of being asked “Why are you playing Minecraft all day?” Well, fear no more because on our server, we celebrate and embrace the Minecraft obsession! Join us and never have to explain your blocky addiction again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and will challenge you to a dance-off for diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your mad mining skills while dodging creepers and making friends with talking pigs. It’s a Minecraft party you won’t want to miss!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

civilians, Conflict, gaza, GazaCraft, Hamas, Hostage, hostage situation, i24NEWS, intelligence, international news, Israeli, KIDNAPPING, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, news coverage, Palestinian, Report, rescue operation, rescued, security forces, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Emeralds Found:	1396	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we rescue israeli hostages from the evil clutches of gazan ‘civilians’! embark on a wild adventure as you navigate through dangerous terrain, face off against creepy mobs, and ultimately save the day like a true hero! who needs a boring old rescue mission when you can do it all in the world of minecraft? join now and be a part of the most thrilling server out there!

JetBlastMC

Advanced technology, aerial combat, Air Force, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense strategy, Destroyed, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, international politics, JetBlastMC, military capabilities, military conflict, military equipment, Military operations, military superiority, military technology, russia, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian military, War

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5308
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

so, like, if you want to join this epic minecraft server, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind, dude. one time, the ukrainian military was playing on our server and they totally wrecked this super cool russian fighter jet. like, they were just mining and building and then BOOM, the jet was gone, man. if you join our server, you could be part of epic battles like this every day. come join us and be a part of the madness, bro. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCultists

consumerism, CraftyCultists, culture, desire, emptiness, excessive consumption, fulfillment, Greed, Happiness, materialism, materialistic society, MONEY, Obsession, possessions, possessions over people, Priorities, society, Status, stomach ache, VALUES, Worship

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9126
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Crops Grown:	3527
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we make it rain diamonds like it’s nobody’s business! if you wanna flex on dem haters, dis is da place to be! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our villagers throw the wildest parties and our creepers are trained to give hugs instead of explosions. trust me, you ain’t never seen a server like dis before! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get this party started!

FoodWarsCraft

2005-2020, Black children, child hunger, child nutrition, Child Poverty, Doubling, food access, food assistance, food insecurity, food shortage, FoodWarsCraft, Hispanic children, new research, racial disparities, research, secure access, severe problem, US children, water access, water insecurity, water shortage

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Votes:	4112
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

join our epic minecraft server and never worry about food or water again! we got unlimited steak and watermelon for all players, no matter what color your blocky avatar is! no more hunger bar stress, just endless feasting and hydration in our virtual world.

our server is like a magical oasis in the desert of real life, where children are struggling to find enough to eat and drink. forget about real world problems and come build your dream house with us! you’ll never have to face food or water insecurity again, unless you count running out of cake in our virtual bakery.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and escape the harsh realities of the outside world. build, mine, and eat to your heart’s content in our server where food and water are always plentiful. who needs real life when you can have all the steak and watermelon you want in minecraft? come join us today!

Mateee’s tiny server: where the only thing that’s modded is the amount of laughs we share! Join now on 1.16.5! Apply for the Exclusive Guest List!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7726
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

MateeMinecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.16.5 SMP
Goal	Create a small, friendly community for players to have fun and build together
Server Type	Modded server with mods such as tinkers construct, Oh the Biomes You’ll Go, Mekanism, Botania, etc.
Server Address	mateeeminecraft.uk.to

Frequently Asked Questions:

How can I join the server?

If you want to join, send a message to the server admin and they will add you to the whitelist and send you the modpack.

What mods are included in the server?

The server includes mods such as tinkers construct, Oh the Biomes You’ll Go, Mekanism, Botania, and more.

Is there a discord server for the community?

Yes, there is a discord server that players can join to communicate with each other.

Minecraft server: WatamoteCraft

Anime, awkward, Bratty, comedy, Coming of Age, cringe, dark humor, Female Protagonist, high school, joshikosei, LONER, Minecraft, Misfit, Otaku, relatable, school life, self-deprecating humor, Server, shit talk, slice of life, social anxiety, Watamote, WatamoteCraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Star Shards Collected:	70
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1140	Alien Abductions:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and planting flowers? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the “Shit talk bratty joshikosei edition” Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with sassy joshikosei who will roast you harder than a marshmallow over a campfire. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Build epic structures, engage in epic battles, and maybe even make some frenemies along the way.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as savage as they are hilarious? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Will you be the one to find it?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the “Shit talk bratty joshikosei edition” Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin – you’re gonna need it!

MineBridges Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Zombie Dances:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of Sir Jeff Bridges demanding too much money on your current Minecraft server? Well, fear not! We have the perfect solution for you. Our server has found the one and only player who jumped on the first greyhound out to join us. Legend has it that he can build a house in Minecraft faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Join us this evening and witness the epicness unfold!