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Divine Quests 1.20.5

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and regret everything? Join our server where we dedicate our lives to flooding OnlyFans with pics of Jesus and Religious Icons! We’re on a mission to take down the evil forces of OF and fight against the slavery masked under freedom to fap to meat! We will cause a civil war with holy crusaders and simps, so join us and be part of the chaos! WE ARE LEGION, EXPECT US!

PIZZASMP – Survival with custom items

coin system, coinshop, Cosmetics, crate keys, Custom Items, discord server, in game, Itemsadder, Land claiming, no p2w, Perks, PizzaSMP, PvP, Staff Members, Survival, Upgrades, wardrobe system

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Brand new SMP server with Land Claiming, PVP, support for Custom Items using itemsadder, cosmetics and a wardrobe system to equip them.

Currently looking for Staff Members if interested make sure to join the discord server.

Coin system and coinshop to puchase upgrades and perks also Crate Keys, everything can be earned in-game no P2W.

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CraftyRimworld – Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Welcome to the most chill Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Our Relax Edition server is the perfect place to kick back, build some epic structures, and just vibe with your fellow gamers.

Looking for some DLC? Well, we can’t guarantee it’s worth it, but hey, why not pirate it first and give it a whirl? And don’t forget to pick up the required reading for all game devs and gamers – it’s a must-have!

Unfortunately, Dwarf Fortress isn’t welcome here, but who needs it when you’ve got mods like Performance Fish and Rocketman to take your gameplay to the next level? Trust us, once you download these bad boys, you’ll never look back.

And if you’re new to the server and wondering which mods to get, just check out our handy pastebin guide. We’ve got all the info you need to make sure your game runs smoothly and your mod load order is on point.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server? Just remember, the crazier, the better!

Britoid’s LOL Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	Dimension Hops:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	107

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn until you shit your pants? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll need to change your undies after every play session!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor in stitches. Our community of players is so funny, even the creepers can’t help but chuckle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Britoids who are known for their uncontrollable laughter that will have you doubling over in pain (from laughing too hard, not from actual pain).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to laugh until you shit your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of spare undies for you)!

Olympus MC

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5698
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

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play.mc-olympus.com

Myth Network

Adventure, Battles, building, Challenges, Community, creativity, Exploration, floating island, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Myth Network, Pixelmon, pokemon, Resources, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Story, Survival, Training

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Emeralds Found:	7571
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	262	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Welcome to Myth, where the adventure never ends! Immerse yourself in a world full of exciting modalities designed to challenge your skills and spark your creativity. On our server, we offer a variety of modalities for all tastes. Are you a brave warrior? Join our “LifeSteal” mode and face epic battles where every hit counts. Do you prefer to explore and build? Our “Survival” mode offers you the opportunity to create your own home in a vast and dangerous world. For those looking for unique challenges… We offer “SkyBlock”, where you will have to survive on a floating island with limited resources. Are you a Pokémon fan? Then you’ll love our “Pixelmon” mode, where you can catch, train and battle with your favorite Pokémon in a world full of surprises. But that’s not all, our server is constantly evolving! We are currently working on an exciting “RPG” mode that will immerse you in an epic story full of mysteries and adventures. Join us and be part of an active and friendly community, where fun and camaraderie are our priority. We hope to see you soon on our Minecraft server!

rpgmyth.net

/r9k/ Craze Minecraft Server

4chan, Anons, Anonymity, art, Beloved, BIZARRE, Board, Community, controversial, CRAZE, culture, discussion, History, imageboard, internet corner, internet culture, Loneliness, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, Server, Story, Unique

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	51
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we dive into the fascinating world of /r9k/! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no personality? Well, look no further because we have an entire board dedicated to anons posting about being alone. From sharing whimsical and artistic creations to discussing the downright bizarre, our server has a unique culture that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Join us as we uncover the mysterious origins of these anons, what makes them tick, and why they have become such a beloved, yet controversial, corner of the internet. Who knows, you may even discover the secret to eternal loneliness or unlock the hidden powers of the forever alone meme.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in the weird and wonderful world of /r9k/. Who knows, you may even find your new best friend who also happens to be a forever alone anon. Just be prepared for some seriously strange conversations and maybe even a few existential crises along the way.

CraftyFag Minecraft Server

action figures, anime figures, anime merchandise, Buyfag, collectible figures, CraftyFag, figure accessories, figure buying guide, figure collecting, figure collecting community, figure collecting tips, figure customization, figure display, figure maintenance, figure photography, figure stands, figure storage, Figures, figurines, manga figures, Minecraft, Server, toy figures

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Animals Bred:	72	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond llama, rumored to have the power to grant you three wishes (but only if one of those wishes is for more diamonds).

But be warned, the diamond llama is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who shoot lasers out of their eyes! Don’t worry though, we have a secret weapon to help you defeat them – enchanted bacon swords!

Once you’ve conquered the diamond llama and claimed your wishes, you can relax in our luxury spa made entirely out of emerald blocks. Yes, you heard that right, EMERALD BLOCKS!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilariously absurd adventures begin!

MCIlluminations

1:1 Scale, behind the scenes, care, Earth, Enjoy, enviroment, family friendly, fan built, guest, MAGICAL, magical moments, MCIlluminations, meticulous detail, Minecraft, minecraft server, MOMENTS, Realistic, realistic experience., Recreations, Roleplay, tacctics, theme park recreations, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Farms Harvested:	993	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

What is MCIlluminations? MCIlluminations is a Minecraft server known for having the most 1:1 scale theme park recreations in all of Minecraft. We are deciated to a family friendly enviroment and making magical moments for each individual guest. We spend hundreds of hours on our fan built recreations with meticulous detail and care. Every detail from behind the scenes to every tiny detail has been replicated using many tacctics to create a realistic experience for those looking to enjoy. We hope to see you around!

Play.MCIlluminations.net

4ChanCraft Minecraft Server

2013, 4chan, 4chanCraft, anonymous posting, Countries, digital archives, digital interaction, discussion boards, forum users, global communication, Int, internet culture, internet history, message boards, Minecraft, Nostalgia, online communities, online conversations, online forums, Posting, Server, social media, virtual communities

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Buildings Constructed:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where creepers ride pigs, diamonds rain from the sky, and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much).

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a land where memes come to life and the only limit is your imagination. Build a house made entirely of TNT, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the chaos and madness that awaits. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

Earth’s Most Overrated Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1440
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Zombie Dances:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the dystopian hellscape of the most overrated country on Earth! Join us and leave behind the tofu-dreg cities covered in neon lighting and advertising.

On our server, you can build your own epic creations without worrying about working in a cubicle or living in a tiny apartment. Say goodbye to living perpetually alone and hello to a community of fellow players who share your love for Minecraft.

Forget about stealing from China and White people, on our server, you can invent anything your heart desires. From towering castles to underground lairs, the possibilities are endless.

Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs anime and western gibs when you have a Minecraft server like ours? Don’t be irrelevant like the Phillipines, join us and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!