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MovieImpressionMCSMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Mines Excavated:	3307	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a blockbuster movie that will leave you on the edge of your seat for a whole week! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unexpected plot twists that will have you saying “I can’t believe that just happened in a Minecraft server!” So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the ride of your life on our server. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

BlockyStruggle

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ores Mined:	4275	Star Shards Collected:	141

Struggling to find a Minecraft server that doesn’t make you want to rage quit? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your dream castle while riding on the back of a flying pig, because on our server, anything is possible! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Dreamy Nightmares Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Animals Bred:	114
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

come join our minecraft server if you want to escape your childhood trauma of emotional abuse and neglect! we promise to give you such a good time in the game that you won’t even remember those bad dreams anymore. our pixelated world is a safe haven for those who need a break from reality and just want to have fun building and exploring. plus, our community is so welcoming and supportive that you’ll feel like you finally found a place where you belong. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make some memories together!

What is the IP for CashBlox Minecraft Server?

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ores Mined:	6612	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

CashBlox is a financial technology company that offers innovative solutions and services to help businesses optimize their cash flow and improve their overall financial health. With a focus on efficiency and transparency, CashBlox provides tools for cash management, budgeting, forecasting, and more. Their goal is to empower organizations to make informed financial decisions and drive sustainable growth.

The Abyss SMP: Where semi-vanilla means we only sprinkle a little vanilla on top. Apply to join our exclusive club today!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

Rules:

No Bullying – Treat all players with respect
Respect Boundaries – Respect other players’ wishes
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel

Modlist:

Server Side	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace
Server and Client Side	Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

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FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without filling out the form?	No, filling out the form is required to join the server.
Are griefing and stealing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited.
Is PvP allowed without permission?	No, PvP combat must have prior consent from all involved parties.
Can I travel above the nether roof?	No, please only travel underneath the nether roof to keep the nether challenging.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Votes:	5797
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate spy experience! We have a special “VoyeurImage” feature where you can spy on other players and see their secret bases and hidden treasures. But be careful, because they might catch you in the act and chase you down with their diamond swords!

Join our server for the chance to win epic prizes by showing off your best spycam footage. Whether you catch someone stealing your diamonds or just want to show off your sneaky skills, this is the place to be. So come on down and join the fun – just don’t forget to bring your invisibility potion and ninja skills!

Living for Minecraft SMP

career choices, Consciousness, coping mechanisms, economic necessity, entry level jobs, fast food, grocery store, incentive, intolerable, job market, Living, manual labor, mental health, Minecraft, MONEY, motivation, office jobs, smp, societal pressure, Suffering, Survival, work ethic, working for a living

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Potions Brewed:	136	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the daily grind of working for a living? Do you find office jobs completely intolerable and manual labor wrecking your body? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the mundane world of work!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and create without the stress of a 9-5 job. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who have also questioned the meaning of working for a living. We’ve even had players who have quit their jobs in real life to dedicate more time to our SMP – now that’s dedication!

So why suffer through the daily grind when you can join our Minecraft SMP and live a life of adventure and creativity? Who needs money when you have diamonds and emeralds to mine? Say goodbye to office jobs and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us today and start living your best blocky life!

SnitchCraft Minecraft Server

cat owner, cat pee, cat smells, cat stress, Economy, family frustration, LANDLORD, loud noises, Minecraft, multifamily house, neighborhood snitch, no plumbing, polite neighbors, Server, shed complaints, shed conditions, shed fights, shed living, shed living conditions, shed music, shed visibility, SnitchCraft, tenants

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of living next to a shed-dwelling cat hoarder and his towel-clad girlfriend? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world drama behind.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about cat pee smells or late-night underwear escapades. Instead, you can build your dream house, tame virtual cats, and live your best blocky life.

Say goodbye to noisy neighbors and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Join now and start crafting your way to a stress-free virtual paradise. Plus, no Karens allowed – unless they’re building epic structures, of course!

CraftyHub: No Share Zone

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6432	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, infertility struggles, and secret surgeries!

Witness the epic saga of a husband and wife who are on the brink of breaking up due to unresolved conflicts with his family. Will they survive the chaos and come out stronger? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of keeping life-changing secrets from judgmental in-laws while navigating the treacherous waters of infertility treatments. Will they spill the beans and face the consequences, or will they keep their struggles hidden from those who wish them harm?

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other – drama, secrets, and surgeries await you! (Disclaimer: No actual surgeries will be performed on the server, unless you count pixelated ones)

AwkwardCreeper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	893
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Votes:	4219
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Crops Grown:	5698

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time I accidentally set my house on fire trying to cook a steak in the furnace. Trust me, you’ll never be bored here with all the crazy shenanigans that go on, like the time we had a massive chicken parade through the village or when we all dressed up as creepers and tried to blend in with the mobs.

And hey, if you’re looking for love, you might just find it here! Just ask Steve and his pet pig, Bacon, who are inseparable ever since they met in our server’s love shack. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life!