holy cow – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Graham’s Asshole Minecraft Server
Asshole, boundary-pushing, controversial, crude, Disgusting, explicit, explicit content, feces, Grahams, gross, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, obscene, offensive, offensive language, Repulsive, revolting, scatological, Server, shocking behavior, Shocking.., taboo, Vile
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, you can eat a log of shit out of Graham’s asshole! That’s right, forget about crafting tables and mobs, the real fun is in Graham’s butt! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and how much poop you can stomach). So come on down and get ready for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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HelluvaCraft Minecraft Server
Assassin, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, cytube, Demon, Discord, episodes, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, HelluvaCraft, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, Server, SpindleHorse, Startup, Threads
Welcome to the most devilishly delightful Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us in the fiery depths of Hell where you can build your own demon-infested hotel just like Charlie from Hazbin Hotel.
But wait, there’s more! You can also start your own assassin business with Blitzo and the gang from Helluva Boss. Who knew Hell could be so entrepreneurial?
Rehabilitate demons, reduce overpopulation, run a startup in Hell – the possibilities are endless on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even get a visit from the princess of Hell herself!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just make sure to watch out for any hellhounds lurking around your creations. It’s gonna be a wild ride, but hey, at least it’s coming home!

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CarCraft Minecraft Server
Agreement, agreement broken, CAR, CarCraft, family, head gasket, Jeep Grand Cherokee, little sister, Minecraft, ownership, parents, parts, Radio, RESPONSIBILITY, second car, Server, Shop, speakers, Trade, Transmission, work, youtube video
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in justice for all! Just like the player who fixed up their sister’s Jeep Grand Cherokee, only to have her break their agreement and trade it away, we believe in standing up for what’s right. Join our server and experience epic quests where you must fight for what you deserve, just like our player fought for that Jeep!
But beware, if you break agreements on our server, there may be consequences – like having to give up your virtual car to another player! So come join us and experience the drama, the excitement, and the outrageousness of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual car of your own – if you play your cards right!

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FiancéeCraft: Drama Edition
Boundaries, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Drama, Edition, emotional baggage, Expectations, FiancéeCraft, Honesty, insecure, Jealousy, open communication, partner’s past, past relationships, personal boundaries, relationship problems, Respect, self esteem, suspicious, transparency, Trust, unresolved issues
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters!
Looking for a server where drama is the name of the game? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy relationship story.
Imagine building your dream castle while also navigating through the ups and downs of a virtual love triangle. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation with your in-game friends!
Join now for a server experience like no other, where communication is key and trust is always on the line. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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CraftyCash: Spend it on virtual blocks!
blocks, budgeting, charitable donations, CraftyCash, dining out, education, emergency fund, Entertainment, extra income, family activities, Financial Planning, hobbies, home improvement, investing, long term financial goals, Luxury items, paying off debt, retirement savings, saving money, self-care, shopping spree, spend, travel, virtual
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as plentiful as the memes! Join us and you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power of flight. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be able to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. If you can tame one, you’ll have a loyal steed that can spit fireballs at your enemies. And don’t even get us started on the disco sheep that drop glow-in-the-dark wool.
So come on down to our server and start building your wildest dreams…or nightmares. The choice is yours!

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CommieCraft Minecraft Server
China, CommieCraft, defense collaboration, diplomatic relations, Eastern powers, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, joint naval drills, maritime exercises, military alliance, military cooperation, military exercises, military maneuvers, military training, Minecraft, nato allies, naval cooperation, russia, security partnership, Server, strategic maneuvers, Ukraine war enabler
so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got china and russia doin’ joint naval drills in the game, it’s like world peace up in here, man. and get dis, NATO allies be callin’ china a ukraine war enabler, but like, who cares when u can be buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ mobs with ur homies in dis server, amirite? so, like, join now and be part of dis crazy adventure, u won’t regret it, bro!

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UkrainianStrikeCraft
armed conflict, Conflict Resolution, cross-border attacks, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, global security, international law, military aggression, military intervention, military targets, nato, peace negotiations, political tensions, right to strike, russia, security concerns, Stoltenberg, territorial sovereignty, Ukraine, UkrainianStrikeCraft
lol, ukraine be like “i’m coming for ya, russia!” and nato be like “go get ’em, tiger!” join our minecraft server and unleash your inner ukrainian warrior spirit! build your own military base and launch epic attacks on your enemies’ territory. stoltenberg himself will be there to cheer you on and provide tactical advice. come join the fun and show russia who’s boss!

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SquareGenz
Adventure, building contests, Collaborative projects, Community Events, Custom Economy, DISCOVER, Enchanted Gear, Essential Supplies, friendly community, Gens, Minecraft, player-driven economy, Positive Gaming Atmosphere, PvP, pvp tournaments, rare items, Resource Generators, seasoned player, SquareGenz, Survival, Tradecraft, Villager Trading, Wealthiest player
About Us: Dive into a unique Minecraft experience where the world is bustling with opportunities! At TradeCraft, we blend the excitement of resource generation with the charm of villager trading to create a dynamic and engaging environment for all players.
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Join Us Today: Embark on your adventure at TradeCraft and discover a world where trading and resource management are key to success. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, there’s something for everyone here.
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Ultima Missile Wars and Kingdoms: Where coal becomes diamonds and players are brewing trouble!

airships, base, Brewing, building, Caves, coal, Community, Custom, diamonds, Enhanced, explosive, Fun, Game, Kingdom, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Missile, Peaceful, Players, Server, smp, Survival, TEAM, Terrain, Tnt, Trouble, ÚLTIMA, Vanilla, Wars

Welcome to Ultima Minecraft Server
Server Description
Ultima is a Minecraft server full of explosive fun, peaceful building, and memes. Construct a beautiful base in Kingdoms and discover the joy of a completely custom survival experience with custom terrain and caves. Enjoy the unique Missile Wars gamemode, where you can blast through your enemy’s base with TNT-rigged slimeblock airships. Join a community of dedicated and active members for endless fun!

Welcome to Ultima Minecraft Server

Server Description

Ultima is a Minecraft server full of explosive fun, peaceful building, and memes. Construct a beautiful base in Kingdoms and discover the joy of a completely custom survival experience with custom terrain and caves. Enjoy the unique Missile Wars gamemode, where you can blast through your enemy’s base with TNT-rigged slimeblock airships. Join a community of dedicated and active members for endless fun!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is Missile Wars?

A: Missile Wars is a fast-paced team game inspired by SethBling, Cubehamster, and Ted Kazynsci. Players are assigned to either team red or blue and must blast through the enemy’s base with TNT-rigged slimeblock airships in an arena filled with obstacles and challenges.

Q: What is Kingdoms?

A: Ultima Kingdoms is a custom survival experience with enhanced Vanilla features. Players can create and conquer kingdoms, participate in a diamond-based economy, use high-speed rails, explore custom terrain, utilize over 40 custom enchantments, and more.

Q: How can I join Ultima Minecraft Server?

A: You can join Ultima Minecraft Server by using the following IP: play.ultimamc.net. Visit the website www.ultimamc.net for more information and rules.

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow on Ultima Minecraft Server?

A: Yes, please refer to the rules page on the Ultima website for a full list of server rules and guidelines.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server
Behavior, culture, Holycraft, Identity, Israeli, Israeli behavior, Israeli characteristics, Israeli culture, Israeli customs, Israeli identity, Israeli Middle East, Israeli nationality, Israeli people, Israeli society, Israeli stereotypes, Israeli traditions, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Nationality, people, Server, society, Stereotypes
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.
Ever wondered why Israeli people are so mysterious? Well, on our server, you’ll uncover the truth behind their enigmatic ways. Dive into secret underground tunnels, uncover ancient artifacts, and maybe even stumble upon a hidden hummus stash!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of talking sheep who will guide you on your quest for glory. Follow their cryptic advice and you just might become the ultimate Minecraft champion.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other bizarre surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder!

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