Holy based Minecraft Servers

Holy Based

  • Gets a bunch of normies nuked… Minecraft SMP

    Gets a bunch of normies nuked… Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where normies beware! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate chaos and destruction as we nuke all the normies who dare to step foot on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples buried deep within the heart of our server. Will you be the lucky one to uncover its riches or will you fall victim to the traps set by the mischievous Endermen who guard it?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with nukes, llamas, and hidden treasures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ClickCraft Minecraft Server

    ClickCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and not only will you get all the DLC for free, but you’ll also be granted the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and dance to your every command.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden diamond block on our server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ComplimentCraft

    ComplimentCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building upside-down houses, and taming creepers as your loyal pets.

    One player even claimed that joining our server was like being insulted in the best way possible – now that’s a compliment if we’ve ever heard one! So come on over and see for yourself why our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful place to play Minecraft. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for juggling TNT blocks or befriending Ender Dragons. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • StableCraft: US vs Netherlands

    StableCraft: US vs Netherlands

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! Do you wanna join a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

    We got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop and your eyes pop out of your head. From giant pixel art statues to mind-bending mazes, we got it all. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins that will make your gameplay experience like no other.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. You’ll be able to fly, shoot fireballs from your hands, and even summon a dragon to do your bidding. It’s like a dream come true, but better.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, the only limit is your imagination. Let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥🐲

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FleaCraft

    FleaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name FleaCraft
    Version Modded 1.7.10 Java
    Features Harder, Simpler, Wackier Minecrafting

    FAQ

    What is FleaCraft?

    FleaCraft is a small-scale modded 1.7.10 java server/modpack that aims to bring Minecraft back to its simpler roots, resembling version b1.7.3 and below. It features limited sprinting, original b1.7.3 generation, alpha style textures, and more modifications to create a new Minecraft experience.

    What features does FleaCraft offer?

      • Extremely limited sprinting
      • Original b1.7.3 generation
      • Alpha style textures and grass
      • No hunger, enchanting table, or potions
      • Balanced obsidian tools
      • Special properties for gold tools
      • Inability to swim
      • Bow upgrade with a nether star for infinity
      • Short server-side render distance for atmosphere and performance
      • Secret wacky elements to discover

    How can I join FleaCraft?

    Simply scroll back up, download the pack, and start playing. The server is already listed in the multiplayer tab. Join the discord for assistance with installation if needed.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Jungle Empires 1.20.6

    Jungle Empires 1.20.6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, have you heard of this insane Minecraft server? It’s like South America to women, but Asia to men, like what even does that mean? But like, you gotta join because it’s like a whole new world of craziness and adventure waiting for you! Like, who wouldn’t want to be part of that, right? Just imagine the epic battles and hilarious moments you’ll have on this server, it’s gonna be lit AF! So come on, join now and let’s explore this wild and wacky world together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TropesInRealLifeMCSMP

    TropesInRealLifeMCSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, like have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers wear top hats? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a crazy movie come to life, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fight them off with nothing but carrots. It was epic!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. And don’t even get me started on the dancing villagers – they put on a show that will blow your mind.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Who needs boring old reality when you can be part of something this insane? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a stand-up comedian in disguise. You won’t want to miss out on that!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PointlessPactMC

    PointlessPactMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and break all the pointless rules of society without any consequences! Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit made of diamonds? Why not! On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?). So come join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams run wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Epic Age Clocks: Cell Edition

    Epic Age Clocks: Cell Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got you covered! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where time is just a suggestion and epigenetic clocks are the new currency. Want to quantify your biological age at cell-type resolution? We got you, fam. Just hop on our server and watch as your cells age in real time, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. Fight off hordes of mutant zombies with laser swords while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. See you on the other side, adventurer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blue Heaven

    Blue Heaven

    New Minecraft Servers

    Blue Heaven Minecraft Server

    Features
    McMMO
    Jobs
    Economy
    Ranks
    RTP
    Some other small surprises

    If you are interested, please stop by and check it out.

    Server IP: 172.240.227.236:25720

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server pay to win? No, there is no pay to win on this server.
    Are there any game-changing plugins? No, there are only quality of life plugins that do not alter the game mechanics.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP is enabled but must be consensual between players.
    Are there staff members available to help? Yes, there are staff members present to assist players with any issues.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP