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Gets a bunch of normies nuked… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	New Chunks Explored:	335147
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where normies beware! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate chaos and destruction as we nuke all the normies who dare to step foot on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples buried deep within the heart of our server. Will you be the lucky one to uncover its riches or will you fall victim to the traps set by the mischievous Endermen who guard it?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with nukes, llamas, and hidden treasures!

ClickCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and not only will you get all the DLC for free, but you’ll also be granted the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and dance to your every command.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden diamond block on our server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

CuddleCraft: Where Minecraft Soldiers Get Cozy

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1187	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1858
Ores Mined:	6472	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

Welcome to our ultimate cuddle party Minecraft server!

Are you tired of fighting mobs and building boring structures? Well, on our server, we prioritize cuddling and making each other feel better!

Join us for a cuddle extravaganza where you can snuggle up with your fellow players and relax in our virtual cuddle puddle.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind, destress, and bond with other players in a cuddle-tastic environment.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s cuddle our way to victory!

Blocky Band Camp

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1839
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the rumors swirling around spawn!

Rumor has it that THE OP accidentally leaked the audition results for a popular reality show, revealing that certain players have failed in the past. But who cares about reality TV drama when you can join our server and create your own DRAMA with your friends?

Join us for INSANE adventures, CRAZY builds, and a community that is as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and experience the chaos for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft world!

RomanianCraft: Where Insults are Just Blocks!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we embrace all things Romanian! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Romanian players stumbled upon a magical portal in the game. They were transported to a land filled with endless diamonds, emeralds, and gold. But beware, there were also dragons, creepers, and skeletons lurking around every corner.

But fear not, for our Romanian players are FEARLESS warriors who will protect you at all costs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just think about this – would you rather have 2 million Romanians on your side, or 2 million Nigerians and Arabs? Yeah, that’s what we thought.

So come join our server and experience the MAGIC for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a castle made entirely out of diamonds or riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are ENDLESS. See you in the game!

Millie’s Mine-tastic Adventure: Not Like This!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server’s 3D debut peaks at a whopping 14.4k concurrent viewers, beating out even rosemi’s 3D debut (and we all know how epic that was). And get this – we have Petra and Elira on board, making it even more epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server’s EN branch is on the verge of being shut down, but fear not, because only Luxiem can save the day with their mind-blowing 3D debuts. Join us now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and unforgettable memories. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today!

Crafty Creeper Summer Countdown

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Animals Bred:	82
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the sheep are actually secret agents in disguise and the diamonds sing show tunes? Look no further, because our server is the place to be before the end of summer!

Join us for epic adventures where creepers throw surprise parties and endermen host cooking shows. Our mods are like magical unicorns granting wishes, and our players are all secretly wizards in disguise.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build castles in the sky, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And did we mention that our chat is powered by rainbows and unicorns?

So what are you waiting for? Join us before the end of summer for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RogueCraft: LOL Edition

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for an epic adventure filled with creepers, diamonds, and lots of laughs!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that the Ender Dragon himself came to visit and was so impressed that he gave the player a ride on his back around the world!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixel art creations you’ve ever seen. From giant statues of Steve to intricate mazes that will challenge even the most skilled players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of our Minecraft family. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams!

ShitCraft: Where Everyday Feels Like a Blocky Adventure!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6436
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape from feeling like shit every day! Join us and embark on a journey filled with hilarious adventures and ridiculous quests that will make you forget all about your troubles.

On our server, you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses, ride a flying pig into battle against evil creepers, and even participate in a dance-off competition with other players.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underwater city filled with treasure and mermaid villagers who will trade you rare items for seashells. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can explore the haunted mansion on the hill where ghostly chickens roam the halls.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to feeling like shit every day. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft Mon Go Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Towns Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a reality TV show! In our latest episode, Liko totally aced Kaede’s assessment test, leaving everyone shook. And guess what? The brat finally got put in their place – it was epic! But the real showdown is coming up in two weeks, when Roy will face off against Colza in the ultimate test of skills and strategy.

Join our server for a chance to witness these epic battles firsthand and maybe even become a part of the drama yourself! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft superstar. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of adventure and excitement today!

BoneCraft: Where We Put the ‘Bone’ in Boner

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9036	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we put the “bone” in boner! 🍆💦

Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll pee your pants? Look no further! Our server is filled with hilarious players and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and evil llamas, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat, and build the most ridiculous creations you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s first disco ball made entirely out of creeper tears. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden unicorn spawner, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Pixel Pals Playground: Where White Pipo Chans Get Edgy

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Void Gems Collected:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Enchantments Applied:	71	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where White pipo Chans are literally edge runners! Why do white pipo love danger so much? Well, on this server, you’ll find out just how thrilling it can be to live life on the edge.

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to dodge fiery lava pits, battle fierce mobs, and navigate treacherous terrain. But that’s not all – we also have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, hidden treasure chests waiting to be discovered, and even a dragon lair where you can test your bravery against the fiercest beast in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the adrenaline rush of being a White pipo Chan on the edge!