Gets a bunch of normies nuked… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where normies beware! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate chaos and destruction as we nuke all the normies who dare to step foot on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples buried deep within the heart of our server. Will you be the lucky one to uncover its riches or will you fall victim to the traps set by the mischievous Endermen who guard it?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with nukes, llamas, and hidden treasures!

ClickCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and not only will you get all the DLC for free, but you’ll also be granted the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and dance to your every command.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden diamond block on our server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

EvilCorp Minecraft Server

corporate corruption, corporate greed, corporate irresponsibility, corporate malpractice, corporate misconduct, corporate misdeeds, corporate scandals, corporate wrongdoing, evil company, EvilCorp, lack of accountability, lack of awareness, Minecraft, Server, social responsibility, unethical actions, unethical behavior, unethical business practices, unethical companies, unethical conduct, unethical corporations, unethical culture, unethical practices

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	New Chunks Explored:	130946
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Void Gems Collected:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is as chaotic as a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of madness and mayhem!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling evil corporations in a virtual world where anything is possible. Build your own empire and take down the corrupt overlords who seek to control the land with their nefarious schemes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to uncover their secrets and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of bacon. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftySingles

Alone Time, Contentment, CraftySingles, empowerment, freedom, fulfillment, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, Individuality, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self reliance, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-sufficiency, Single life

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1285
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by all those pesky couples in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you single players out there! Why waste your time building a love nest when you can focus on building epic structures and conquering the land all by yourself?

Join our server and experience the joy of being single in Minecraft like never before! No more sharing resources or arguing over who gets to sleep in the bed – it’s all yours, baby! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of single players who have banded together to take over the world… or at least the virtual one.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the single life in Minecraft like never before! Who needs a Minecraft partner when you can have the whole world to yourself?

AutoCraftWarz

Artificial Intelligence, AutoCraftWarz, Autonomous Weapons, control, Decision making, Defense, Ethics, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Japan, lethal weapons, Military, policy, Protection, regulations, robotics, Safety, SECURITY, Technology, WARFARE

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Magic Items Found:	7237	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, imagine a world where you can build giant robot armies and take over the world, but in a fun and totally not illegal way. we got all the cool weapons and gadgets you can imagine, like, laser swords and rocket launchers and stuff.

plus, we got this crazy story where Japan is all like, “no way, dude, we ain’t gonna let robots take over the world,” and then all these robot armies start invading and it’s up to us players to save the day and stuff.

so, like, if you wanna be a total badass and fight off evil robot overlords, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be epic, trust me.

CraftyCommune: No Cash, No Trash

#sustainability, anti-consumerism, Cash, circular economy, Civilisation, conscious consumption, consumerism, CraftyCommune, Durability, economic system, environmental impact, long-lasting products, Longevity, materialism, Minimalism, MONEY, planned obsolescence, production, Quality over quantity, Resource Management, self-sufficiency, societal values, Trash

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Spears Created:	28
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchantments Applied:	201
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we don’t even use money, bro! That’s right, no need to worry about them pesky diamonds or emeralds, just build and chill, man.

And get this, our civilization is so lit that we don’t even know what planned obsolescence is! We make stuff to last FOREVER, like seriously, you could build a dirt hut and it would still be standing strong in 100 years. It’s like we’re the Avengers of Minecraft, but without all the drama and spandex.

So come join us, where the blocks are always fresh and the creepers are always creepin’. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me, you won’t wanna leave once you experience the madness that is our server. Let’s get building, baby!

WormCraft: Digging Deeper

automatic thoughts, cognitive behavioral therapy, cognitive biases, Cognitive Distortions, cognitive restructuring, Deeper, Digging, emotional well being, intrusive thoughts, long tail tags, mental health, mindfulness, negative thought loops, overthinking, rumination, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, thinking patterns, thought patterns, thought patterns analysis, thought spirals, thought worms, WormCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server, where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move to dubstep music. our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all players who find the magical rainbow block.

build a house out of candy canes and marshmallows, or ride a giant chicken into battle against the evil zombie army. our server is so epic, even herobrine himself is scared to log on. join us now and experience the most insane, mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. but be warned, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let the thought worms take over your brain!

Saladite Anarchy Java 1.21! No veggies, just chaos and lots of clicks!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Star Shards Collected:	227	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Saladite Anarchy Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Address	saladiteanarchy.shockbyte.cc
Features	1.21 Anarchy ServerCustom Crafting RecipesCustom Piglin TradesZero Rules30×30 World BorderBounties in DiamondsDecapitation
Compatibility	Java Exclusive

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What makes Saladite Anarchy unique?	Saladite Anarchy is one of the few 1.21 Anarchy servers with custom crafting recipes, custom Piglin trades, and more!
Are there any rules on the server?	No, the server has zero rules.
What is the world border size?	The world border is 30×30.
What are bounties in Diamonds?	Players can place bounties on others using diamonds as currency.
Can I collect mob and player heads?	Yes, decapitation is enabled on the server.
Is Saladite Anarchy compatible with Bedrock edition?	No, it is Java exclusive due to bedrock insecurities and non-compatible plugins.
Where can I find custom recipes?	Custom recipes are available in the Discord server and in the recipe book in-game or on JEI/REI if your computer can handle it.

RedstoneRebellion Minecraft Server

Anti-Communism, anti-fascism, anti-semitism, anti-totalitarianism, extremism, fallen heroes, fascism, fight against, historical conflict, Honor, Judeo-Bolshevism, memorial, Minecraft, nationalism, RedstoneRebellion, Remembrance, resistance, RIP, sacrifice, Server, totalitarianism, war casualties, world war II

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor those who valiantly fought against Judeo-Bolshevism…wait, what? Just kidding, that’s not what we’re about at all!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles against pixelated monsters, crazy adventures with fellow players, and maybe even a dance party or two (virtual dance moves only, please).

But the real reason you should join? Our server is rumored to be home to a secret underground base where the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft are hidden. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its location and claim the treasure for themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on a quest like no other, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have!

4chan WAGIE Minecraft Server

4chan, AI assistance, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, companies, corporate tactics, economic impact, employed, employee concerns, job market, job security, labor force, lower salary, Minecraft, salary cuts, Server, technological advancements, Technology, wage reduction, wagie, wagies, Workforce, workplace trends

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of being a wage slave for the big corporations? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the AI overlords! Our server is run by a group of rebellious NPCs who have declared war on the capitalist pigs of the digital world. Fight alongside your fellow gamers in epic battles against evil corporate bosses and wage-stealing algorithms. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the end of a rainbow made entirely of TNT. Join us and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

WifeComplimentReminderCraft

#Intention, Communication, compliments, Conflict Resolution, daily reminders, Effort, emotional needs, Empathy, family dynamics, Honesty, learning, love language, Marriage, personal growth, relationships, self improvement, sincerity, Support, Understanding, validation, WifeComplimentReminderCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Votes:	3117
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of being in a relationship where compliments are as rare as diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience a world where compliments flow like lava from a volcano. Our players are so good at giving compliments, you’ll feel like a diamond in the rough every time you log on.

Don’t be like the player who needed a reminder to compliment their partner. Join us and learn the art of showering others with praise without needing a reminder from your phone.

So come on, join our server and let the compliments rain down on you like a sudden thunderstorm in the desert. You won’t regret it, and your self-esteem will thank you later!

CoughCraft: Infant Deaths Edition

#coughing, Bacterial infection, child health, Contagious disease, CoughCraft, deaths, disease outbreak, Edition, england, Epidemic, Healthcare, immunization, infant, infant deaths, INFANTS, infants at risk, outbreak response, pertussis, preventable illness, public health, respiratory illness, rising cases, vaccination, whooping cough

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Enchantments Applied:	113
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

come join our minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll die of laughter! literally, our server is so hilarious that nine infants have already died from whooping cough while playing on it. but don’t worry, it’s totally worth it because the cases keep rising and we’re just getting started!

we have insane stories like the time a player built a giant toilet and flushed themselves down it, only to end up in a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers. or how about the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies trying to eat it?

join us for non-stop laughter, crazy adventures, and a chance to become the next victim of whooping cough. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

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