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Blocky McBlockface: The ‘edfs’ Edition

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where even 6’3 white chads can find love…or at least try to hit on 14-year-olds in different countries! Our server is the perfect place for those looking for some questionable online interactions and awkward conversations. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate…or get banned for being a creep. Either way, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Crafty Rin’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	4940	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the BEST girl. That’s right, she’s the best Fate, the best tsundere, and even the best Goddess all rolled into one! Join our server and experience the most epic battles and adventures with the most fabulous and fierce girl in all of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy and hilarious world – join now and let the madness begin!

Pixelated Perfection: Not CGI, Just Minecraft!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7533
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that look like they were created by a potato? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, people will think it’s CGI or photoshopped! Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, from riding dragons to battling unicorns, our server is like a fantasy dream come true. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good prank. So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Crafty Chick Kingdom: Where Minecraft meets international dating confusion

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Animals Bred:	33	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Mines Excavated:	4855	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further, because our server is filled with girls so attractive, even the Ender Dragon can’t resist! Join us for a chance to find your Minecraft soulmate and build pixelated castles together. Who needs diamonds when you have a server full of diamonds in the rough? So come on, join us and see which country has girls like this – hint: it’s ours!

Minecraft Morrowind Rebooted: Because Who Needs Vvardenfell When You Have Creepers?

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	820195
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like Morrowind on steroids! We have so many mods that you’ll need a week just to install them all. But don’t worry, it’s totally worth it because once you’re in, you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty IDF Commandos: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Divine Spears Created:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you ready to join the most intense Minecraft server out there? Our Israeli special forces are gearing up to invade the West Bank in black hawk helicopters – and you can be part of the action! Trust the plan and join us as Venom Snake leads us to victory in epic battles and daring missions. Don’t miss out on the excitement – join now and become a virtual hero!

Blocky Unemployment: Where even Steve can’t find work

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	144319	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6320	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics and hilarious builds.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts, where you can find hidden loot and become the richest player on the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore our custom dungeons filled with rare mobs and epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us for a wacky and wonderful Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud!

Crafty Holostars – Where Hololive meets Minecraft… and chaos ensues!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Potions Brewed:	175	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Join us at Minewind for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing around you. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us at Minewind for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Steve’s Side Chick Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4758
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further because on this server, Eve is not just a player, she’s my wife! That’s right, you can join our server and witness the epic love story of me and Eve as we build our virtual empire together. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft wife, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

Join our server today and experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous shenanigans, and the most unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft wife and a world full of absurdity waiting for you?

BoomerCraft: Where the Only Diamonds We Mine Are in Our Dentures

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of feeling old and gray at the ripe old age of 20? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our magical pixelated potions! Watch as your character transforms into a youthful, vibrant version of themselves, complete with a luscious beard or flowing locks of hair. Say goodbye to premature aging and hello to eternal youth on our server!