Holons Minecraft Servers

Holons Minecraft Servers

  • Holo-n’s Wild Ride: The Sequel

    Holo-n’s Wild Ride: The Sequel
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 1457
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Falling into the Void: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wild that even the Hololive idols can’t get enough of it! They love HoloID so much because our server is where they go to relax and unwind after a long day of streaming.

    Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might even run into a virtual idol or two! Imagine building a house next to your favorite Hololive girl and chatting with her while you mine for diamonds. It’s a dream come true!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on HoloID and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a zombie pigman or have a tea party with an Ender Dragon. The possibilities are endless on our crazy, wacky server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Crusaders: Die for Israel Edition

    Crafty Crusaders: Die for Israel Edition
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 7661
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Magic Items Found: 1868 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and get ready to die for Israel…in the virtual world, of course!

    Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted yarmulke? Only on our server, my friend.

    But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you can fight off zombie hordes with matzah ball launchers and build a temple out of enchanted blocks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re ready to die for Israel…in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PurrCraft: Where Cats Rule and Sinks are for Sitting

    PurrCraft: Where Cats Rule and Sinks are for Sitting
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 2794
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Magic Items Found: 5163 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Zombie Dances: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching a cat sit in a sink? Well, look no further because on our server, we have cats doing backflips off of mountains into lava pits! Yes, you heard that right. Our feline friends are living life on the edge and you can join in on the fun.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few of those bad boys in your inventory.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. It’s a wild time down there, let me tell you.

    So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a cat in a sink when you can have all this craziness and more?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Crazies: The Derpy Rainbow Cat Land

    Crafty Crazies: The Derpy Rainbow Cat Land
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 456
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where all the characters are actually secret trannies! Lucy? Trans. Renfield? Trans. Dracula? Trans AND he has a whole harem of trans vampires. And don’t even get me started on Arthur and Quincey, they’re not just gay, they’re fabulous! So come on down to our server for a wild and crazy time. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crew!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Santa’s Blocky Workshop

    Santa’s Blocky Workshop
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 5325
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Zombie Dances: 10
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Farms Harvested: 742
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a winter wonderland on steroids! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying reindeer, snowball fights with elves, and a giant gingerbread house that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where it’s Christmas every day. You can build a snowman that comes to life, ride a sleigh pulled by flying pigs, and even challenge Santa himself to a build battle.

    So why wait for Christmas when you can experience the holiday spirit all year round on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and let the jingle bells rock your blocks!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Pixel Pals: Where Even Barcelona Looks Like Minecraft!

    Crafty Pixel Pals: Where Even Barcelona Looks Like Minecraft!
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 4134
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 20 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Dimension Hops: 12 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes? Well, look no further because our server has a hilarious twist – Barcelona has taken over the entire world! That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting your way through iconic landmarks like the Sagrada Familia and Camp Nou. But be careful, because Lionel Messi himself might pop up to challenge you to a PvP battle!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on a llama through the bustling streets of Barcelona, or maybe even stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a hidden beach party with all your favorite Minecraft mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare diamond block shaped like a tiny soccer ball!

    So why does Barcelona look like this? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join now and start your adventure in the craziest city in the Minecraft universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoofCraft: Where the fun never stops and the boof is always passed!

    BoofCraft: Where the fun never stops and the boof is always passed!
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 3730
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyMcCraftFace

    CraftyMcCraftFace
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 9101
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Emeralds Found: 2062 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 133 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old games with limited customization options? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has more customization than you can shake a diamond sword at! We’re talking rainbow-colored creepers, flying pigs with top hats, and even a disco ball that follows you around wherever you go. Triple A games wish they could have this much customization, but they can’t handle our level of awesomeness. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your creativity run wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Chaos: Where Even Nothing Happens Again >_<

    Crafty Chaos: Where Even Nothing Happens Again >_<
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 4554
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so action-packed, even the creepers are doing backflips! Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter dancing pigs, flying cows, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the legendary battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out in a dance-off to determine the fate of the server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic showdown! So grab your diamond sword and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky McBlockface: The LOLz Edition

    Blocky McBlockface: The LOLz Edition
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 5049
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting shadow banned on other servers? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is run by none other than Elon Musk himself! That’s right, he bought 4chan and now he’s on a mission to create the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever.

    Join us as we navigate through headquarters changes, secret redacted information, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what Musk has in store for us next? One thing’s for sure, things will never be the same once you join our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness. Just remember, this place is totally f*cked in the best way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Puberty Pals: Minecraft Madness

    Pixelated Puberty Pals: Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 1848
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 19 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Elemental Crystals Collected: 100
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful player on the server, all thanks to our magical loot chests scattered throughout the land.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky animal you’ll come across on your adventures.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our weekly events. We host insane PvP battles where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and duel it out with diamond swords. The winner gets a crown made out of actual gold blocks!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky goodness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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