Holonews – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

SisSlob Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication Issues, dinner etiquette, Disgusting, disgusting habits, DISRESPECTFUL, EXTREME, family drama, family dynamics, gross behavior, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate photos, Minecraft, NSFW, personal boundaries, personal space, Rude, Server, SisSlob, sisterly love., social norms, yeast rash

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s yeast infection photos? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your family dynamics.

Join us for a gaming experience that’s more shocking than receiving unsolicited NSFW pics from your own flesh and blood. We promise you won’t be bored, because we’ve got drama that even reality TV can’t compete with.

If you’re tired of boring servers and want to spice up your gaming life, come join us. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation that’s as awkward as explaining to your sister why sending those photos was a bad idea.

So, are you ready to dive into a world where boundaries are just a suggestion and anything goes? Join our server now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

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SisterlessWeddingDay

anger, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Elopement, emotional turmoil, estranged, family, guest list, Guilt, Invitation, mental health, parents, PRESSURE, reconciliation, regret, scolding, Siblings, sister, SisterlessWeddingDay, stress, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wedding like no other, where forgetting to invite your sister will have you questioning your entire existence.

Witness the epic saga of a bride who forgot about her sister Lisa, causing chaos and guilt to consume her on her special day. Will she scold her parents and risk their wrath, or will she let the drama unfold in front of all her guests?

But that’s not all – experience the thrill of trying to mend relationships on short notice, while dealing with the pressure of planning a wedding and keeping your mental health in check. Can you handle the stress and drama of it all?

Join our server now and dive into the madness of family dynamics and wedding planning gone wrong. Who needs a soap opera when you have our Minecraft server?

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DataTransferCraft

Breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, DataTransferCraft, EU drivers, european union, Fine, GDPR, headquarters, lawsuit, Legal, penalty, personal data, privacy, Transfer, Uber, united states, US headquarters, VIOLATION

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft on a server that’s, like, totally insane and wacky? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb dot com! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that break out into song and dance randomly.

oh, and did i mention that if u join this server, u get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons? yep, u heard that right. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so u know they’ll always have ur back.

also, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances on the server every full moon. so if u wanna catch a glimpse of the infamous legend, u better join now!

come join us on this wild ride of a server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. see u there, fellow minecrafters!

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DNArepairCraft

D. radiodurans, DdrC, DNA breaks, DNA repair, DNArepairCraft, lesion-recognition mechanism, novel mechanism, Nucleic Acids Research, stabilizes DNA, unique factor

LOLZ JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE FIX DNA BREAKS LIKE DDDR C FROM D RADIODURANS! WE SENSE AND STABILIZE DNA BREAKS WITH OUR WACKY LESION-RECOGNITION MECHANISM! COME JOIN US AND BE A DNA REPAIR WIZARD IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN FIX DNA LIKE A BOSS?! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #DNADREAMTEAM

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Join GTM ROLEPLAY where we take roleplaying way too seriously in Minecraft 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Army, Businessman, criminal, driving school, education, family, Farmer, fbi, Gang, Government, GTM, Ip:, Join, kfc, life path, LOADER, lumberjack, Minecraft, Minephone, miner, Police, Roleplay, Roleplaying

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
In this wonderful state, you can try yourself as a government official, an officer of the American army, a police officer, an FBI agent. Or maybe you want to try yourself as a criminal authority? Build your own gang? You can do all this on our server, but with the rules of the RP.
As for part-time jobs, you can try yourself as a miner, a lumberjack, a loader and a farmer. And you can also open your own business and become a cool businessman!
In our state, you can get an education, graduate from a driving school. After that, you can start a family, choose your life path. By the way, here you can buy the latest model of a minephone, as well as taste delicious ribs from KFC.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I be a government official on the server?	Yes, you can try yourself as a government official on the server.
Are there any rules for RP (Role-Playing) on the server?	Yes, all activities on the server must follow RP rules.
What part-time jobs can I take on the server?	You can try yourself as a miner, a lumberjack, a loader, a farmer, or even open your own business.
Is education available on the server?	Yes, you can get an education and even graduate from a driving school on the server.
What can I purchase on the server?	You can buy the latest model of a minephone and enjoy delicious ribs from KFC.

GameTested Minecraft Server

game analysis, game criticism, game enjoyment, game evaluation, Game experience, game graphics, game immersion, Game Mechanics, game quality, game ratings, Game recommendations, game replayability, game selection, game sound, game testing, GameTested, gaming journalism, Let’s Play, Minecraft, modern age, Server, user reviews

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks and challenge other players to a dance-off on a floating platform in the sky.

Forget about user reviews, come experience the madness for yourself on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Minecraft SMP: RatchetCraft and ClankCraft

Action-Adventure, Clank, ClankCraft, classic, Entertainment, Fun, Gadgets, Gaming, insomniac games, Lombax, long tail, Minecraft, Nostalgia, platformer, PlayStation, PS3 Games, ratchet and clank, RatchetCraft, Sci Fi, smp, Sony, Space, video games, weapons

Are you tired of pretending like the PS3 games are not the bomb dot com? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all things retro, including our love for PS3 games!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft legend of all time.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the PS3 games are revered, llamas are in charge, and Herobrine knows how to throw a killer party. See you there!

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NickCraft: The Newsletter Ninja

Alexander, back to school, berated, birth certificate, club, complaint, face of, full name, girly name, Humiliating, Lex, Make it right, middle name, mom, Newsletter, NickCraft, Nickname, ninja, school newsletter, serious, student log in, Using

Are you tired of being called by your boring, sophisticated name like Alexander? Want to spice things up and join a Minecraft server where you can be known as the one and only Lex? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us on this wild adventure where your mom’s opinions don’t matter and you can embrace your inner Lex without any judgment. We’ve even got a special club just for players who go by cool nicknames like Lex, so you’ll fit right in.

Don’t let your mom hold you back from being the awesome Lex that you were meant to be. Join our server today and show her that Lex is the name of the future, baby! Let’s get crafting and building, Lex-style!

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Abuse-Free SMP: Escaped & Thriving

Abuse, AbuseFree, breaking the cycle, courage, domestic violence, empowerment, escape plan, escaped, family dynamics, healing, mental health, moving out, ReBuilding, resilience, safety planning, self love, self-care, smp, starting over, support system, Survival, Therapy, THRIVING, Trauma recovery

Are you tired of living in a house where the creepers are the least of your worries? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only abusive thing you’ll encounter is the way our players abuse the chat with their terrible puns!

Escape your real-life drama and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds to make that epic armor. Build your dream home, make friends with fellow survivors, and leave your abusive past behind in a cloud of pixelated dust.

Join now and start a new chapter in your life where the only griefing you’ll experience is from that one player who keeps stealing your crops. It’s time to break free from the shackles of your old life and start fresh in a world where the only toxicity is from the poison potions you accidentally drank. Let’s craft a brighter future together, one block at a time!

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SadCraft2021

depression, Despair, emotional, emotions, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholic, Melancholy, Memories, Nostalgia, Pain, SadCraft2021, Sadness, Sensitive, sorrow, sorrowful, Tears, triggers

Are you tired of feeling sad and lonely in the real world? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can drown your sorrows in a virtual world of pixelated fun! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all your real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling creepers.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling sad again, because our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. Need a pick-me-up? Just hop on our server and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the Nether.

So why waste your time feeling sad when you could be having the time of your life on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the laughter begin!

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